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05-21-2014, 06:48 PM | #346 |
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05-21-2014, 06:50 PM | #347 |
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I took a Guinness book of World Records sized-shit today. And I was finished in less than 45 seconds. Smooooooth.
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05-21-2014, 09:14 PM | #348 |
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I have a private bathroom connected to my office. When I am out of my office, I normally don't lock or even shut the door. I came back from lunch today and before I even sat down at my desk I could smell shit. I went over to the bathroom and someone had taken a shit and not flushed the toilet. If this happens again, I am going to set up my trail camera to find out who the mystery pooper is.
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05-22-2014, 01:19 PM | #350 |
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Healthy, non-explosive shit today.
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05-22-2014, 01:21 PM | #351 |
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05-22-2014, 01:51 PM | #352 |
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03-23-2017, 08:10 PM | #353 |
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I think I win this thread for the day. Just took a two-flusher (not counting the courtesy flush) and the belt went down a notch.
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03-26-2017, 01:26 AM | #354 |
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I took a bear shit two days ago when you get the nice peak over the water.
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04-17-2017, 04:34 PM | #355 |
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Damn I was just telling someone to grab a bottle of magnesium citrate the other day, cleaned them right out.
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10-27-2017, 03:10 PM | #356 |
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Im on a mission to shit
Its no big deal fellas. When im in that yellow truck, I feel like one of the Wu-Generals rollin through the hood bumpin my new fat shit that wont even go Gold.
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12-23-2020, 08:54 PM | #357 |
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12-29-2021, 05:42 PM | #358 |
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Eating far too well in NYC has clogged my colon and I have not properly shit in three days now.
I went to five different CVS/Walgreens trying to find a bottle of the magic magnesium elixir and they are ALWAYS sold out. Finally found them at Target. IT'S TIME TO EPIC SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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