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Mi_chief_fan · 12-18-2000, 05:03 PM

Packfool named me to his "All Idiot Team", along with KC Wolfman, Titus, JOhn and Luzap. I should feel bad, but I actually feel honored that Packfool thinks i'm not "in his class" of football.....um......intelligence?

Anyone else care to join?

Mark M · 12-20-2000, 12:02 PM

Iowa--
Rambo, no. Dirty Harry...maybe.

ROY--
Sorry dude. Anyone who has ever disagreed with Packfan makes the team!

Fly--
Cheeeese!

MM
~~Will show his back side--er--best side to the camera.

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One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.
--George W. Bush

DiscoJones · 12-20-2000, 12:26 PM

Negotiations for the "All Idiot Team":

Bwana: I see here that your numbers last year were pretty good.

DiscoJones: Yeah, that's right and I got the moves to prove it. See! (doin' the "Hustle")

Bwana: I only got one question for ya, Disco. Do you feel lucky? Well...do ya, punk?

DiscoJones: Huh?

Bwana: (pulls out glock with silencer - easier to get through airports ala Barry Switzer) Go ahead...sit down and shut the f@&* up!

Raiderhater · 12-20-2000, 12:30 PM

Mark, #340. Glad to see I have made the team! I may not be playing, but at least I am apart of this great organazation! Oh, one other thing, I am not that young.

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WILDCATS 29
corn balls 28

ROYC75 · 12-20-2000, 12:50 PM

Mark

Best of my knowledge,I've never seen anytime I have agreed with him.

I know I made this team...The roster is out and I'm on it...FIRE ME if you like...but let me play once....Puuhhhllleeeezzzz !

12-20-2000, 01:14 PM

mark,

maybe i'll have to work on my samuel l. jackson character from pulp fiction..for a pregame/play speech..."and I will come down on thee with fuuuurious anger"

58Forever · 12-20-2000, 01:22 PM

Let's talk salary now...as DT following in Chet's shoes...as a contract incentive, I demand $25,000 for everytime I jump offsides....If my math is correct, that is cheaper than what McGlockton gets...signing bonus...a month with the Chiefettes to do with as I wish...sure they may not be the most beautiful...but hey, DTs can't be too choosy...and my roster bonus if I stay on the team...I want an all expense paid trip to the Pro-Bowl since I probably won't be playing in it...

As an additional incentive, I demand ribs before and after every game, Whitlock and I are friends...and I want $50,000 for every Bronco, Raider or Packfan Know it all team member I disable...

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joe

"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
-Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback and sports analyst

Mark M · 12-20-2000, 01:22 PM

Disco--
ROTF

!!! I wonder how close this is to Carl's tactics . . . .?

ROY--
I'm sure we can fit you in somewhere. (BTW, did you like the Dr. Strangelove reference?) There is always space on our running back committee.

hader--
I know...but at least I said facial hair and not the other kind!

Iowa--
Sounds like a great idea...just tell us what's in the briefcase, would ya? (Oh yeah, and feel free to set the clocks to 4:20 as well. :cool:

58--
Sounds good to me...but Bwana has the final decision (assuming he has time off from his beeeeaaatcchhess.)

MM
~~Wondering how much more time he can waste on this thread.

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12-20-2000, 01:25 PM

I've got Elway's soul in the briefcase...he sold it to da debil for that superbowl run...

ROYC75 · 12-20-2000, 01:29 PM

Mark

Sorry,you lost me on the Dr Strangelove,but I'll stay on the bench,end,gaurd,and tackle. Being the 1st of the bench has it's place on this great team!

58Forever · 12-20-2000, 01:41 PM

CB: Disco (dances like Deion Sanders, tackles like Deion Warwick)...I suppose If you would have said tacles like Deion Sanders too that would have been an insult to Deion Warwick...

Mark M · 12-20-2000, 01:49 PM

58--
Also would've been insulting to Disco.

Is anyone insulted (besides Packfan...as if I would care anyway)? If so, sorry.

And did anyone find this in the least bit funny, or am I just that sad and pathetic? If not, I won't waste the time or space to do it again. If so, I guess I found a new hobby.

MM
~~Good thing he has a day job.

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One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.
--George W. Bush

WisChief · 12-20-2000, 02:07 PM

Mark, this thing is fabulous!!!

I can't wait to hit the field and hit somebody!! This is great - I can now ditch my trashman job and play football with all you fine gents and look at the sweet thangs on the sidelines cheering for us!

This is the life!!

DiscoJones · 12-20-2000, 02:08 PM

58Forever & Mark M (re 355 & 356) - That's fargin' hilarious! And for the record, I would much rather have the tackling ability of Warwick over Sanders.

Keep up the good work. It's Solid Gold Baby!

ROYC75 · 12-20-2000, 02:14 PM

UHUMMMM.is this thing on...check ,check,I would like to take this time to say Thank You for being chosen for the wonderful Team! All the hard work put into not being on the same level as Ken has paid off dearly! I want to thank all my fans and the people who voted for me. Thanks to Ken for not making me look good and convincing everyone that He truly knows it all!(PSST,this just in...Ken where's red and gold under his green and yellow).

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58Forever · 12-20-2000, 02:23 PM

Mark, you did a great job...and yes, i find your remarks funny...so don't feel unappreciated just yet...one question though...does your boss know what you're doing?....if so, I know a good employment agency...

And if anyone, besides Packfan, finds any of this insulting...tell 'em to kiss your arse...

You realize of course that is the way they are picking teams for the XFL...probably have colorful bios just like we do...

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12-20-2000, 12:02 PM	#346
Mark M What time is it? Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: You tell me ... Casino cash: $9884900	Iowa-- Rambo, no. Dirty Harry...maybe. ROY-- Sorry dude. Anyone who has ever disagreed with Packfan makes the team! Fly-- Cheeeese! MM ~~Will show his back side--er--best side to the camera. ------------------ One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures. --George W. Bush
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12-20-2000, 12:26 PM	#347
DiscoJones The kick is up, it's GOOD Join Date: Sep 2000 Casino cash: $10004900	Negotiations for the "All Idiot Team": Bwana: I see here that your numbers last year were pretty good. DiscoJones: Yeah, that's right and I got the moves to prove it. See! (doin' the "Hustle") Bwana: I only got one question for ya, Disco. Do you feel lucky? Well...do ya, punk? DiscoJones: Huh? Bwana: (pulls out glock with silencer - easier to get through airports ala Barry Switzer) Go ahead...sit down and shut the f@&* up!
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12-20-2000, 12:30 PM	#348
Raiderhater **** the Raiders Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: A Webb of chaos Casino cash: $232021	Mark, #340. Glad to see I have made the team! I may not be playing, but at least I am apart of this great organazation! Oh, one other thing, I am not that young. ------------------ WILDCATS 29 corn balls 28
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12-20-2000, 12:50 PM	#349
ROYC75 Time For Your Wake Up Call !!! Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Barn Yard Casino cash: $3881400	Mark Best of my knowledge,I've never seen anytime I have agreed with him. I know I made this team...The roster is out and I'm on it...FIRE ME if you like...but let me play once....Puuhhhllleeeezzzz !
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12-20-2000, 01:14 PM	#350
Iowanian Guest Casino cash: $	mark, maybe i'll have to work on my samuel l. jackson character from pulp fiction..for a pregame/play speech..."and I will come down on thee with fuuuurious anger"
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12-18-2000, 05:03 PM
Mi_chief_fan There was an idea..... Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Murfreesboro,TN Casino cash: $9942966	Packfool named me to his "All Idiot Team", along with KC Wolfman, Titus, JOhn and Luzap. I should feel bad, but I actually feel honored that Packfool thinks i'm not "in his class" of football.....um......intelligence? Anyone else care to join?
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12-20-2000, 01:22 PM	#351
58Forever It's dejavu all over again! Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: at home in my own chair Casino cash: $10004900	Let's talk salary now...as DT following in Chet's shoes...as a contract incentive, I demand $25,000 for everytime I jump offsides....If my math is correct, that is cheaper than what McGlockton gets...signing bonus...a month with the Chiefettes to do with as I wish...sure they may not be the most beautiful...but hey, DTs can't be too choosy...and my roster bonus if I stay on the team...I want an all expense paid trip to the Pro-Bowl since I probably won't be playing in it... As an additional incentive, I demand ribs before and after every game, Whitlock and I are friends...and I want $50,000 for every Bronco, Raider or Packfan Know it all team member I disable... ------------------ joe "The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." -Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback and sports analyst
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12-20-2000, 01:22 PM	#352
Mark M What time is it? Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: You tell me ... Casino cash: $9884900	Disco-- ROTF!!! I wonder how close this is to Carl's tactics . . . .? ROY-- I'm sure we can fit you in somewhere. (BTW, did you like the Dr. Strangelove reference?) There is always space on our running back committee. hader-- I know...but at least I said facial hair and not the other kind! Iowa-- Sounds like a great idea...just tell us what's in the briefcase, would ya? (Oh yeah, and feel free to set the clocks to 4:20 as well. :cool: 58-- Sounds good to me...but Bwana has the final decision (assuming he has time off from his beeeeaaatcchhess.) MM ~~Wondering how much more time he can waste on this thread. [This message has been edited by Mark M (edited 12-20-2000).]
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12-20-2000, 01:25 PM	#353
Iowanian Guest Casino cash: $	I've got Elway's soul in the briefcase...he sold it to da debil for that superbowl run...
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12-20-2000, 01:29 PM	#354
ROYC75 Time For Your Wake Up Call !!! Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Barn Yard Casino cash: $3881400	Mark Sorry,you lost me on the Dr Strangelove,but I'll stay on the bench,end,gaurd,and tackle. Being the 1st of the bench has it's place on this great team!
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12-20-2000, 01:41 PM	#355
58Forever It's dejavu all over again! Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: at home in my own chair Casino cash: $10004900	CB: Disco (dances like Deion Sanders, tackles like Deion Warwick)...I suppose If you would have said tacles like Deion Sanders too that would have been an insult to Deion Warwick...
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12-20-2000, 01:49 PM	#356
Mark M What time is it? Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: You tell me ... Casino cash: $9884900	58-- Also would've been insulting to Disco. Is anyone insulted (besides Packfan...as if I would care anyway)? If so, sorry. And did anyone find this in the least bit funny, or am I just that sad and pathetic? If not, I won't waste the time or space to do it again. If so, I guess I found a new hobby. MM ~~Good thing he has a day job. ------------------ One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures. --George W. Bush
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12-20-2000, 02:07 PM	#357
WisChief GO 'NOLES! Join Date: Oct 2000 Casino cash: $10005400	Mark, this thing is fabulous!!! I can't wait to hit the field and hit somebody!! This is great - I can now ditch my trashman job and play football with all you fine gents and look at the sweet thangs on the sidelines cheering for us! This is the life!!
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12-20-2000, 02:08 PM	#358
DiscoJones The kick is up, it's GOOD Join Date: Sep 2000 Casino cash: $10004900	58Forever & Mark M (re 355 & 356) - That's fargin' hilarious! And for the record, I would much rather have the tackling ability of Warwick over Sanders. Keep up the good work. It's Solid Gold Baby!
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12-20-2000, 02:14 PM	#359
ROYC75 Time For Your Wake Up Call !!! Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Barn Yard Casino cash: $3881400	UHUMMMM.is this thing on...check ,check,I would like to take this time to say Thank You for being chosen for the wonderful Team! All the hard work put into not being on the same level as Ken has paid off dearly! I want to thank all my fans and the people who voted for me. Thanks to Ken for not making me look good and convincing everyone that He truly knows it all!(PSST,this just in...Ken where's red and gold under his green and yellow). [This message has been edited by ROYC75 (edited 12-20-2000).]
Posts: 37,371

12-20-2000, 02:23 PM	#360
58Forever It's dejavu all over again! Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: at home in my own chair Casino cash: $10004900	Mark, you did a great job...and yes, i find your remarks funny...so don't feel unappreciated just yet...one question though...does your boss know what you're doing?....if so, I know a good employment agency... And if anyone, besides Packfan, finds any of this insulting...tell 'em to kiss your arse... You realize of course that is the way they are picking teams for the XFL...probably have colorful bios just like we do... [This message has been edited by 58Forever (edited 12-20-2000).] [This message has been edited by 58Forever (edited 12-20-2000).]
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