Does anyone get laid in this city?

[xztop123]

outside of social circles?

i';ve been going out every weekend for the past 2 years. Not much to speak of in terms of success. PUA attempted

[eDave]

Originally Posted by loochy

xztop123, pls share eDave's facebook secrets

chicks dig that

[Sygerrik]

Originally Posted by xztop123

I guess a main problem is that i can only seem normal for a slotted time.

As a general rule, women are better than men at discerning fake behavior in social context. You may think you're pulling this off for a time, more than likely these women know immediately that you're a creep, and briefly accept your attention for a quick ego boost. You're not screwing up the interaction at some later point, it wasn't going anywhere meaningful from the start.

You are a creep, by the way. The confidence draining comparisons to perfection you could never attain, these selfies (you look totally miserable in each of them), obsession with physical features you perceive as weak spots...My point is, you sound like a woman. No straight girl wants those qualities in a man, they've got enough crazy crap going on in their own heads.

Keep trying lifting, PUA, or any other scheme, but it won't work, not really. If there is any hope for you it'll require a complete refit of your personality. Consider joining one of the following:

the French Foreign Legion
Merchant Marine
US Marine Corp
A religious mission
An Alaskan crab boat crew
A communist collective

In the likely event that none of the above will accept you either, consider committing a felony sufficient to earn at least a decade of incarceration. Trials you experience in prison toughen the mind and body, upon release you will have long ago realized that you are gay, and none of this will matter anymore.

Troll.

[Hammock Parties]

Stop focusing so much on sex. Just focus on meeting girls you get along with and have things in common with.

You'll find someone like that and sex will follow naturally. Provided you get a ****ing haircut and wear some decent clothes.

[ThaVirus]

Originally Posted by Sygerrik

As a general rule, women are better than men at discerning fake behavior in social context. You may think you're pulling this off for a time, more than likely these women know immediately that you're a creep, and briefly accept your attention for a quick ego boost. You're not screwing up the interaction at some later point, it wasn't going anywhere meaningful from the start.



You are a creep, by the way. The confidence draining comparisons to perfection you could never attain, these selfies (you look totally miserable in each of them), obsession with physical features you perceive as weak spots...My point is, you sound like a woman. No straight girl wants those qualities in a man, they've got enough crazy crap going on in their own heads.



Keep trying lifting, PUA, or any other scheme, but it won't work, not really. If there is any hope for you it'll require a complete refit of your personality. Consider joining one of the following:



the French Foreign Legion

Merchant Marine

US Marine Corp

A religious mission

An Alaskan crab boat crew

A communist collective



In the likely event that none of the above will accept you either, consider committing a felony sufficient to earn at least a decade of incarceration. Trials you experience in prison toughen the mind and body, upon release you will have long ago realized that you are gay, and none of this will matter anymore.



Troll.

Nice

[Graystoke]

Originally Posted by Sygerrik

As a general rule, women are better than men at discerning fake behavior in social context. You may think you're pulling this off for a time, more than likely these women know immediately that you're a creep, and briefly accept your attention for a quick ego boost. You're not screwing up the interaction at some later point, it wasn't going anywhere meaningful from the start.

You are a creep, by the way. The confidence draining comparisons to perfection you could never attain, these selfies (you look totally miserable in each of them), obsession with physical features you perceive as weak spots...My point is, you sound like a woman. No straight girl wants those qualities in a man, they've got enough crazy crap going on in their own heads.

Keep trying lifting, PUA, or any other scheme, but it won't work, not really. If there is any hope for you it'll require a complete refit of your personality. Consider joining one of the following:

the French Foreign Legion
Merchant Marine
US Marine Corp
A religious mission
An Alaskan crab boat crew
A communist collective

In the likely event that none of the above will accept you either, consider committing a felony sufficient to earn at least a decade of incarceration. Trials you experience in prison toughen the mind and body, upon release you will have long ago realized that you are gay, and none of this will matter anymore.

Troll.

Haha
Now look what you did. You brought out a lurker since 2004
Solid

[Titty Meat]

Originally Posted by ThaVirus

I've read enough of her posts to know she isn't in denial about the fact that she was fat.

Hes jealous of you

[eDave]

Originally Posted by Graystoke

Haha
Now look what you did. You brought out a lurker since 2004
Solid

Yea, who is that glorious bastard?

[Graystoke]

Originally Posted by eDave

Yea, who is this glorious bastard?

maser troll

[KC native]

Originally Posted by Sygerrik

As a general rule, women are better than men at discerning fake behavior in social context. You may think you're pulling this off for a time, more than likely these women know immediately that you're a creep, and briefly accept your attention for a quick ego boost. You're not screwing up the interaction at some later point, it wasn't going anywhere meaningful from the start.

You are a creep, by the way. The confidence draining comparisons to perfection you could never attain, these selfies (you look totally miserable in each of them), obsession with physical features you perceive as weak spots...My point is, you sound like a woman. No straight girl wants those qualities in a man, they've got enough crazy crap going on in their own heads.

Keep trying lifting, PUA, or any other scheme, but it won't work, not really. If there is any hope for you it'll require a complete refit of your personality. Consider joining one of the following:

the French Foreign Legion
Merchant Marine
US Marine Corp
A religious mission
An Alaskan crab boat crew
A communist collective

In the likely event that none of the above will accept you either, consider committing a felony sufficient to earn at least a decade of incarceration. Trials you experience in prison toughen the mind and body, upon release you will have long ago realized that you are gay, and none of this will matter anymore.

Troll.

I like this lurker.

[sedated]

Originally Posted by Count Zarth

Stop focusing so much on sex. Just focus on meeting girls you get along with and have things in common with.

You'll find someone like that and sex will follow naturally. Provided you get a ****ing haircut and wear some decent clothes.

I doubt he is interested in dating. He is likely in it for self-validation by conquering something that he previously was not be able to obtain.

[Skyy God]

Originally Posted by Sygerrik

As a general rule, women are better than men at discerning fake behavior in social context. You may think you're pulling this off for a time, more than likely these women know immediately that you're a creep, and briefly accept your attention for a quick ego boost. You're not screwing up the interaction at some later point, it wasn't going anywhere meaningful from the start.

You are a creep, by the way. The confidence draining comparisons to perfection you could never attain, these selfies (you look totally miserable in each of them), obsession with physical features you perceive as weak spots...My point is, you sound like a woman. No straight girl wants those qualities in a man, they've got enough crazy crap going on in their own heads.

Keep trying lifting, PUA, or any other scheme, but it won't work, not really. If there is any hope for you it'll require a complete refit of your personality. Consider joining one of the following:

the French Foreign Legion
Merchant Marine
US Marine Corp
A religious mission
An Alaskan crab boat crew
A communist collective

In the likely event that none of the above will accept you either, consider committing a felony sufficient to earn at least a decade of incarceration. Trials you experience in prison toughen the mind and body, upon release you will have long ago realized that you are gay, and none of this will matter anymore.

Troll.

Lurker post of the year.

[AustinChief]

Originally Posted by Sygerrik

As a general rule, women are better than men at discerning fake behavior in social context. You may think you're pulling this off for a time, more than likely these women know immediately that you're a creep, and briefly accept your attention for a quick ego boost. You're not screwing up the interaction at some later point, it wasn't going anywhere meaningful from the start.

You are a creep, by the way. The confidence draining comparisons to perfection you could never attain, these selfies (you look totally miserable in each of them), obsession with physical features you perceive as weak spots...My point is, you sound like a woman. No straight girl wants those qualities in a man, they've got enough crazy crap going on in their own heads.

Keep trying lifting, PUA, or any other scheme, but it won't work, not really. If there is any hope for you it'll require a complete refit of your personality. Consider joining one of the following:

the French Foreign Legion
Merchant Marine
US Marine Corp
A religious mission
An Alaskan crab boat crew
A communist collective

In the likely event that none of the above will accept you either, consider committing a felony sufficient to earn at least a decade of incarceration. Trials you experience in prison toughen the mind and body, upon release you will have long ago realized that you are gay, and none of this will matter anymore.

Troll.

Wow! My favorite post of the year by far...

[Raiderhater]

Originally Posted by Sygerrik

As a general rule, women are better than men at discerning fake behavior in social context. You may think you're pulling this off for a time, more than likely these women know immediately that you're a creep, and briefly accept your attention for a quick ego boost. You're not screwing up the interaction at some later point, it wasn't going anywhere meaningful from the start.

You are a creep, by the way. The confidence draining comparisons to perfection you could never attain, these selfies (you look totally miserable in each of them), obsession with physical features you perceive as weak spots...My point is, you sound like a woman. No straight girl wants those qualities in a man, they've got enough crazy crap going on in their own heads.

Keep trying lifting, PUA, or any other scheme, but it won't work, not really. If there is any hope for you it'll require a complete refit of your personality. Consider joining one of the following:

the French Foreign Legion
Merchant Marine
US Marine Corp
A religious mission
An Alaskan crab boat crew
A communist collective

In the likely event that none of the above will accept you either, consider committing a felony sufficient to earn at least a decade of incarceration. Trials you experience in prison toughen the mind and body, upon release you will have long ago realized that you are gay, and none of this will matter anymore.

Troll.

Outstanding!

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Cmon guys this guy is trolling vulture style and needs to be exposed

[Donger]

Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball

Cmon guys this guy is trolling vulture style and needs to be exposed

No, not true. Look at his eyes. He's miserable.