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Politically Incorrect
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
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Sounds like Detoxing needs to poop in the box and send it to the lab like cabletech94.
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#332 |
Certified Bourbon taster
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Shawnee KS
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Start your day w/a packet of 'high fiber' instant oatmeal. Add boiling water and 1 TBL of chia seed. You've eaten half your daily fiber requirement for breakfast - that's pretty hard to do. This will make your life easier - you're not 'farfrompoopin' anymore.
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#333 |
What's up braj?
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Placencia, Belize
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Thinking about getting a part time job at Kohls strictly for the bathroom benefits.
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#334 |
MVP
Join Date: Oct 2012
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It’s going to be bad tomorrow after I eat these Jalapeño poppers from Church’s.
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#335 |
MVP
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: West of the Equator
Casino cash: $619901
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Had a tough poop Saturday morning. Tried to give birth to a doorknob followed by explosive diarrhea. Much better since.
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#336 |
Life is changing..
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: NW Missouri
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I just had one of those poops that feels like you're trying to give birth through your asshole. The relief when that bad boy drops is a special moment though.
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#337 |
Shaken. Not stirred.
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: London
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I'm not pooping water anymore at least
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#338 |
Suupraa Geniuuusss
Join Date: Jan 2019
Location: Phoenix, AZ
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I’m pooping at a premier level right now.
Well, not “right now” right now, but you know what I mean. Took a few weeks to get my guts balanced out, but now I’m shitting like when I was a teenager.
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#339 |
Ultrabanned
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: North da River
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I'm always pooping very regularly and healthy like. But after the Long John Silvers I had last night the log this morning slid out in a very slick, greasy fashion. Surprisingly not too messy. Would recommend.
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#340 |
C Chiefs once a year!
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: Cali
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#341 |
Tip of the hat LIV Champs
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: ks
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After a few grunts I dropped a solid in the toilet. Clean whipe!
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#342 |
Tip of the hat LIV Champs
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: ks
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Took another poop and thought my eyes were going pop right out of my eye sockets. That was a hard one to grunt out but it did.
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#343 |
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Join Date: Oct 2012
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#344 |
Politically Incorrect
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Casino cash: $1481110
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Just did a huge evacuation in preparation for max comfort during the Chiefs game.
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#345 |
Politically Incorrect
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Casino cash: $1481110
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Indian buffet for lunch yesterday = great poop this morning
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