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[Mi_chief_fan]

Packfool named me to his "All Idiot Team", along with KC Wolfman, Titus, JOhn and Luzap. I should feel bad, but I actually feel honored that Packfool thinks i'm not "in his class" of football.....um......intelligence?

Anyone else care to join?

[Bwana]

Steviray: It didn't hurt.

[stevieray]

LOL! He did look like a Mafia hit man..Kept waiting for him to pull out a gun with a silencer.

[Bwana]

Stevieray: "a gun with a silencer"

Oh cap manager! This would be just the ticket to go with the new duds! I just wouldn't feel right with the 300 ultra mag on the sidelines, it just doesn't go with the shoes. :>0

....Off to hunt down the new firearm....

[Dartgod]

I don’t know if the position of OC has been filled, but since I have so much time on my hands as PK I figured I could help out designing plays. Here is one that I came up with that I think would be effective with very little time left in the game or the half. We send all our receivers on 5-10 yard patterns. The opposing defense will most likely be playing a deep zone prevent defense. These short pass patterns will obviously confuse them and someone will be able to score a TD on this play.

[stevieray]

Hey, I'm an "All Idiot" team player.

What about those cool sleeve release mechanisms...In your hand in a 1/2 second. "Now sit the...You know the rest.

[TheFly]

Dartgod,

I'm trying to figure out what the secret message imbedded in the diagram says... I think it means... "Blitz me, Blitz me, Blitz me 'cuz I've never won a playoff game!"

[ROYC75]

Well,at least my position is secure.....

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GAURD
TACKLE

End of the Bench,Gaurd the waterbottle,Tackle anyone who gets close to it!

[TheFly]

Being a DT, I think I have as much qualifications as anyone on designing plays. This one I call dip$hit doogle 01. Guaranteed to confuse the defense and the offense. Found it on the floor while cleaning JR's office.

[This message has been edited by TheFly (edited 12-20-2000).]

[Lightning Rod]

Bwana,
You did say you were going for the pimp look. Guess a 9mm that you could bus-a-cap in yo-*** would be a more appropriate weapon.

If you ever saw “ I’m gonna get you sucka” that’s where the goldfish came from.

[Mark M]

On the Bench (until we find a spot):
1st in the game: ROYC75 (Protective of his precious bodily fluids.)
2nd in the game: morphius (Uses his Mullet Super Powers for good.)

Off-the-field personnel:
Waterboy: alanm (He “loves” his mommy.)
Cheerleaders: Who the hell cares who they are, as long as they look good?
PR Man: RCG Chief (Head Bullshitter.)
Masseuse: Smltheppl (Likes to touch stuff.)
Youngin': raiderhader (Still waiting for that first facial hair.)
Legal counsel: AZ Chief (Will always have a job with this bunch.)
Media Guide Manager: Misplaced Chiefs Fan (Make sure our pictures are pretty.)
Designated Smart Slapper: bkkcoh (Teaches us a thing or two.)
Executive in Charge of Player Fines: Clint in Wichita (Just don't shoot us...and I stil think that’s funny. Classless, but funny.)
Waste of Oxygen: Packfan

We have changed defensive alignments from a 4-3 to a 5-2, since we have a wealth of DLs and not enough LBs.

[Mark M]

Defense:
PR/KR: mlyonsd (Our local Ford dealer...Vanover Jr.)
LB: Chief Priority; Chief Red Pants (They’re meaner than Maz, deadly than Donnie, and they lick Bush.)
DT: The Fly (Because he doesn’t watch the ball); 58forever (Because he watches the ball but doesn’t care); Logical (“There’s a ball?”)
DE: gaz (In like Flynn.); stevieray (His pass rush is like lightning...it lasts about 1/10th a second and stops when it hits something.)
RCB: htismaque (Likes to keep things under the cover.)
LCB: Disco Jones (Dances like Deion Sanders, tackles like Deion Warwick.)
SS: WisChief (Strong, but not very safe.)
FS: Iowanian (Comes out gunning...literally...Rae Carruth Jr.)
Punter: Mi_chief_fan (Had nothing better to do.)

[Mark M]

I think the roster is done!!

Of course, things could change at any time. If Bwana would stop trying to be the albino Shaft, I could focus more time on winning playoff games and less on finding smarta$$ed remarks to make about everyone. (And remember, these are supposed to be jokes. They were all funny before I typed them.)

Without further ado, here we go (I hope I posted this in the correct order!):

Team owner: Mi_chief_fan (Started this mess.)
GM/Team Pimp: Bwana (Busy looking for his new negotiating “tool.”)

Coaching staff:
Head Coach: Denzel Washington (Just don’t fumble.)
ST Coach: Otter (Only because he’s so special.)
OC: Dartgod (Has no balance...perfect for our system.)

Offense:
QB: Mark M (Will win playoff games.)
FB: Bob Dole (Will block and run in the third person.)
HB: Luz (Gets two carries a game, even though he deserves more...Kimble Anders Jr.)
HB: H_C (Will bust off a 80 yard and then ride the bench for dating the coach’s girlfriend...Greg Hill Jr. ).
HB: Lumpoc Brave (Starter in name only...Mike Cloud Jr.)
WRs: KPhobia, JOhn, coryt (All have hands...what more do you want?)
OT: Titus; Wolfman (Tackle is your position, not a blocking technique.)
OG: Russ; bishop74 (They just get in the way.)
Center/Star of many a fantasy: Cameron Diaz
TE: dawsonpa (Can smack her butt often, but lightly.); Mark Kilgore (Got his way. Happy now? )
PK: Dartgod (Couldn’t hit water if he fell out of a boat...Lin Eliot Jr.)

mark,

I'm hoping that the mental image i portrait really isn't like the (John Rambo, post jail break)that it appears...I won't be packing heat on gameday...but may bite a finget off of an opposing reciever in a pile..

[ROYC75]

Since I'm a role player and not a star,I'm worth my money...doesn't cost to much on the cap!

Not sure if I should be jumping for joy making the "All Idiot Team ".

[TheFly]

Time for a team picture!!!!! Smile!!!!