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I’m leaving forever.
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I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died. The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal. It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me. So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by. Farewell, Chiefsplanet! (Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.) Last edited by DaFace; 05-18-2021 at 03:00 PM.. |
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04-29-2021, 09:09 PM | #331 |
MER
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Yes because Rain Man wouldn’t take the job.
I’ve been ordering from shinesty lately. I didn’t understand why some men are so adamant over ordering flys or no flys. Soooo. I asked. And that was the epiphany. I’m really a treat in person.
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04-29-2021, 09:09 PM | #332 |
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Since everyone on here has a 10in package in their pants. So this is probably common knowledge?
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04-29-2021, 09:15 PM | #333 |
MER
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If you guys were all massively running around without underwear on there would be a lot more threads about this.
I am however taking notes for future reference.
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04-29-2021, 09:18 PM | #334 |
pie is never free
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04-29-2021, 09:18 PM | #335 |
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If there was enough money in it RM would take the job.
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Boxer briefs for me. |
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04-29-2021, 09:19 PM | #337 |
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1991. Completely unnecessary in AZ.
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04-29-2021, 09:20 PM | #338 |
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04-29-2021, 09:22 PM | #339 |
www.nfl-forecast.com
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I will contribute to this worthy cause!
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04-29-2021, 09:25 PM | #340 |
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS
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04-29-2021, 09:27 PM | #341 |
pie is never free
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Its maybe not for everyone, but they got ditched in 92 for good... theres a good reason Scots wore kilts
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04-29-2021, 09:28 PM | #342 |
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Shinesty.com Jfc I should work for them.
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04-29-2021, 09:32 PM | #344 |
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True story here.
I have a friend that owns rental property and does a lot of his own maintenance work. One of them is an old couple around 80. The wife called him up to come over. She asked him to lower the amount of water that goes into the toilet bowl. He made the mistake of asking why. Her response was when Jim sits down his balls dip into the water. Needless to say he had a hard time holding it together. |
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