****OFFICIAL Raiders vs Chiefs Christmas Day Game Thread****

[Raiderhater]

It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Christmas Day and Chiefs football is under the Kingdom’s tree, with the stocking stuffer of hosting our oldest rival - the filthy, degenerate, vagabond Raiders! And one of the traditional ways of celebrating this beloved holiday is through music, so grab yourself a glass of eggnog, a bottle of Boulevard Nutcracker Ale or whatever your preferred cup of Christmas cheer may be and lets go a caroling with a few of these spirited Christmas and Game Day mashups!



The first touchdown the Raiders did cry
They knew it would not be the last in the turf as they lay,
In the turf where they lay,
Broken and bruised
On a wet Christmas day
That was so sweet
Victory, victory, victory, victory!
The Chiefs are gonna’ roll today!

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Super Bowls, Super Bowls
Super all the way
Oh, what fun it'll be to win
the Lombardi on the raiders' home field, hey
Super Bowls, Super Bowls
Super all the way
Oh, what fun it'll be to win
The Lombardi on the raiders' home field!

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On the twelfth day of Chiefsmas,
the Kingdom sent to me
Twelve hundred commercials,
Eleven cheerleaders cheering,
Ten yella flags a-flying,
Nine Rice receptions,
Eight plays of twenty,
Seven threads on rigging,
Six no look passes,
Five gameday thread bans,
Four BigMac sacks,
Three Raiders’ turnovers,
Two Kelce touchdowns,
And a cheeseburger for Andy

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Here comes Big Red
Here comes Big Red
Right down Arrowhead Drive
Patrick and Kelce and all his team, playin' on the field
Fans are screamin', defense hittin', all is merry and Gay
So wear your red and gold and set up the buffet
'Cause Big Red comes today

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Have yourself a merry little Chiefsmas
Let your cheers be loud
Next year all our troubles, will be out of sight

Have yourself a merry little Chiefsmas
Make the tailgate gay
Next year all our troubles, will be miles away

Once again, as in olden days
Happy red and golden days of yore
Faithful fans who are dear to us
Will be near to us once more

Someday soon we all will be celebrating,
A Super Bowl win
Until then, we'll have to settle for a Raider beatdown
So have yourself a merry little Chiefsmas now

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Merry Christmas ChiefsPlanet!

Go Chiefs!

**** the Raiders!

[FloridaMan88]

Would be sack turns into a gain of 9.

[louie aguiar]

Originally Posted by KCChiefsFan88

How many freaking “wake up calls” does this team need?

Start playing with some urgency.

They’ll wake up when they get down by two scores

[493rd]

Originally Posted by Ming the Merciless

we've had slow starts in almost every game

we got this

mahomes 300 yds

Who’s he gonna throw the ball to?

[FlaChief58]

Originally Posted by Calcountry

Do we really look like a playoff team at this moment?

We look like the JV squad at Shady Hills retirement village

[notorious]

You can't coach stupidity out of players.

You can sit them, though.

Mahomes is like Einstein surrounded by drooling crayon eaters.

[Calcountry]

Originally Posted by Gary Cooper

Kelce is pussy-whipped. Not a coincidence why he's turned into butterfingers the latter half of the season.

If he thinks, as soon as the limelight is off of him that she won’t ghost him for some other F boy, he’s got another thing coming

[Ming the Merciless]

Originally Posted by 493rd

Who’s he gonna throw the ball to?

Watson, kelce & rice

[Rain Man]

Chris Jones is destroying people out there.

[siberian khatru]

Nobody can catch

[RINGLEADER]

Neither O-Line is doing much.

[RunKC]

That Kelce drop was embarrassing. Trying to one hand a simple pass to show off. Just catch the ball dude

[FloridaMan88]

This defense leads the league in almost sacks/almost forced turnovers.

[wbbonneriii]

Is it me or does this Raiders QB just look so much better than 15??

Nagy has screwed up the best offense in the game

[BigRedChief]

Why can’t Andy come up with some opening drive plays that work? This looks like shit. Pull your head out of your ass.

[TLO]

3rd and 2