****ed Up - Page 23

**Buck** · 11-01-2008, 01:35 AM

OMG I just spilled my guts to my mom....Im so ****ed up ritght now. Like 20 Drinks 2night... I went to a gay bar.

My girls stormed off like she was pissed off...I didn't even do anything to her. I dont know whats going on. Late, Matt

Mr. Plow · 11-04-2008, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by FAX

Oooh. That's excellent, Mr. Demonpenz. I see you also have a knack for this sort of thing. Do you mind if I use it?

How about this one? Your mouth is like a slit near the bottom of your face with fleshy edges.

FAX

How about.....

Your dimples are like enormous craters on the sides of your face.

**Buck** · 11-04-2008, 12:12 AM

Welcome to my ignore list Iowanian...you ****in dipshit...lol its funny cause I wont be able to read your lame ass response.

Mecca · 11-04-2008, 12:13 AM

Well you can watch more porn now there's always that.

**Buck** · 11-04-2008, 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Mecca

Well you can watch more porn now there's always that.

I would say that my porn watching went down by about 20% the last 2 months...

**Iowanian** · 11-04-2008, 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding

Welcome to my ignore list Iowanian...you ****in dipshit...lol its funny cause I wont be able to read your lame ass response.

Pussy. Its not my fault you act like a douchebag.

There is no opponent.
Teacher: And, why is that?
Student: Because the word "I" does not exist.
Teacher: So... continue
Student: A good fight should be... like a small play — but played seriously. A good martial artist does not become tense — but ready. Not thinking — yet not dreaming. Ready for whatever may come. When the opponent expands — I contract. When he contracts — I expand. And when there is an opportunity... I do not hit. "It" hits all by itself. [shows his fist]
Teacher: Now, you must remember. The enemy has only images and illusions, behind which he hides his true motives. Destroy the image and you will break the enemy. The "it" that you refer to is a powerful weapon, easily misused by the martial artist who deserts his vows.

Fairplay · 11-04-2008, 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

Pussy. Its not my fault you act like a douchebag.

There is no opponent.
Teacher: And, why is that?
Student: Because the word "I" does not exist.
Teacher: So... continue
Student: A good fight should be... like a small play — but played seriously. A good martial artist does not become tense — but ready. Not thinking — yet not dreaming. Ready for whatever may come. When the opponent expands — I contract. When he contracts — I expand. And when there is an opportunity... I do not hit. "It" hits all by itself. [shows his fist]
Teacher: Now, you must remember. The enemy has only images and illusions, behind which he hides his true motives. Destroy the image and you will break the enemy. The "it" that you refer to is a powerful weapon, easily misused by the martial artist who deserts his vows.

lol

ziggysocki · 11-04-2008, 09:30 AM

Seriously, have none of you done the same 'type' of thing? Get real wasted ass shitfaced and do some stupid shit? I have, I'm not real proud of it but I have. With age you learn your limits and it is easier to walk the fine line of drunk and happy to drunk and disorderly. Personally I like stories like this, I think they are funny, because most of us have been there (maybe not to gay bars) at one time or another... I think we should cut the kid some slack, at least he didn't drive and put the rest of the world at risk.

burt · 11-04-2008, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding

I see...

Everytime I've dated a chick, it just turned out shitty.

I'm gonna stay single for a while, maybe I'll just start dating dudes.

Just remember, every relationship ends in death or break up. I always vote for break up.

xbarretx · 11-04-2008, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by blueballs

you have your mother come pick you up
Claythan just moved up a notch on the man scale

!!!!!!!!!!!

rep

xbarretx · 11-04-2008, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

Honestly dude, 90% of the battle is just striking up conversation. You don't have to be Don Juan.

yeah but once you get married.... that $hit drops off faster than the "disney stock slide"

xbarretx · 11-04-2008, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Claythan

I'd go to a gay bar. I'd get tons of attention. It would be fun.

im suddenly reminded of the opening prision scene in shawshank redemption.. where the chubby guy cries and gets beat

never bring such a situation up again Clayton.... its FOR your own good

ziggysocki · 01-01-2009, 08:58 AM

Bump in honor of NYE. Anyone even come close to the epicness of this thread last night?

JOhn · 01-01-2009, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by ziggysocki

Bump in honor of NYE. Anyone even come close to the epicness of this thread last night?

first off, let me thank you for saving me the trouble of finding this thread.

BuckinKaeding did post at 1 am PST that he went and partied with 3 dudes then had his mom pick him up. Just sounds like a trend? just trowing that out there.....

NTTATWWT

ziggysocki · 01-01-2009, 09:14 AM

A new 'mom picked me up' post by BK? Say it aint so!

JOhn · 01-01-2009, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by ziggysocki

A new 'mom picked me up' post by BK? Say it aint so!

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=199551

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11-01-2008, 01:35 AM
Buck Take a Chill Pill Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: South Carolina Casino cash: $7509900	**ed Up OMG I just spilled my guts to my mom....Im so **ed up ritght now. Like 20 Drinks 2night... I went to a gay bar. My girls stormed off like she was pissed off...I didn't even do anything to her. I dont know whats going on. Late, Matt
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11-04-2008, 12:12 AM	#332
Buck Take a Chill Pill Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: South Carolina Casino cash: $7509900	Welcome to my ignore list Iowanian...you ****in dipshit...lol its funny cause I wont be able to read your lame ass response.
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11-04-2008, 12:13 AM	#333
Mecca Hockey Town Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Kansas City, Missouri Casino cash: $727050	Well you can watch more porn now there's always that.
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11-04-2008, 09:30 AM	#337
ziggysocki mmm sweet lemonade Join Date: Oct 2008 Casino cash: $10005000	Seriously, have none of you done the same 'type' of thing? Get real wasted ass shitfaced and do some stupid shit? I have, I'm not real proud of it but I have. With age you learn your limits and it is easier to walk the fine line of drunk and happy to drunk and disorderly. Personally I like stories like this, I think they are funny, because most of us have been there (maybe not to gay bars) at one time or another... I think we should cut the kid some slack, at least he didn't drive and put the rest of the world at risk.
Posts: 1,582

01-01-2009, 08:58 AM	#342
ziggysocki mmm sweet lemonade Join Date: Oct 2008 Casino cash: $10005000	Bump in honor of NYE. Anyone even come close to the epicness of this thread last night?
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01-01-2009, 09:14 AM	#344
ziggysocki mmm sweet lemonade Join Date: Oct 2008 Casino cash: $10005000	A new 'mom picked me up' post by BK? Say it aint so!
Posts: 1,582