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Old 08-20-2004, 06:08 PM  
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Sex Topic : What do u ask the girl when u want to have sex ?
Ok fellows a little help here see theres this girl coming over on monday night, i like her and she likes me.

As i am ashame to say that i am still a virgin but im asking all you fellows that have experienced this what do u tell the girl when u want to have sex with her ?

How do u approach her about it ?

What do u say to her about it ?

Any help would be useful.

Thanks guys.
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Old 08-23-2004, 09:29 AM   #331
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This thread is still unbelievable !


BTA, it has been very funny !
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Old 08-23-2004, 09:31 AM   #332
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The Bottle pic reminds me of the SNL skit "Appalacian Emergency Room"

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Old 08-23-2004, 09:35 AM   #333
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Old 08-23-2004, 11:01 AM   #334
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There is an entire wall dedicated to things stuck in orifices in the Children's Hospital in Louisville - at least there was 20 years ago.
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Old 08-23-2004, 11:27 AM   #335
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There is an entire wall dedicated to things stuck in orifices in the Children's Hospital in Louisville - at least there was 20 years ago.
Last I heard , it is still there.
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Old 08-23-2004, 12:12 PM   #336
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What do u ask the girl when u want to have sex??????
Are the kids asleep???

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Old 08-23-2004, 12:17 PM   #337
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Old 08-23-2004, 12:52 PM   #338
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Not that I don't enjoy the bottle up the ass thing...but to get back to the original question. If you're 20 and a virgin and she's 23, odds are she's more experienced than you. You need to relax, be yourself and let it happen. There's a good chance she may lead. Like others have said, brush your teeth and wash all areas of your body that are indented.
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Old 08-23-2004, 12:59 PM   #339
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Not that I don't enjoy the bottle up the ass thing...but to get back to the original question. If you're 20 and a virgin and she's 23, odds are she's more experienced than you. You need to relax, be yourself and let it happen. There's a good chance she may lead. Like others have said, brush your teeth and wash all areas of your body that are indented.

Like, my forehead?
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Old 08-23-2004, 01:05 PM   #340
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Not trying to hi-jack this thread....

But I heard when stuffing bottles up various orifices, you need to leave the lid on. Otherwise, the suction created will pull out your organs (or the poo, depending on orifice).

Think there's any truth to that?
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Old 08-23-2004, 01:07 PM   #341
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Not trying to hi-jack this thread....

But I heard when stuffing bottles up various orifices, you need to leave the lid on. Otherwise, the suction created will pull out your organs (or the poo, depending on orifice).

Think there's any truth to that?

I haven't the foggiest idea.


Why don't you try it and get back to us?
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Old 08-23-2004, 01:07 PM   #342
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Not trying to hi-jack this thread....

But I heard when stuffing bottles up various orifices, you need to leave the lid on. Otherwise, the suction created will pull out your organs (or the poo, depending on orifice).

Think there's any truth to that?
Its not so much the pulling on organs, its that a vaccum gets created and you can't get it out...

Sometimes Nurses share way too much info...
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Old 08-23-2004, 01:11 PM   #343
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Old 08-23-2004, 01:11 PM   #344
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Its not so much the pulling on organs, its that a vaccum gets created and you can't get it out...

Sometimes Nurses share way too much info...
But by "can't get it out", do you mean even with ball and hitch? Because I would think if you could get a good enough grip, you'd get it it out...it would just bring some of the insides outside.
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But by "can't get it out", do you mean even with ball and hitch? Because I would think if you could get a good enough grip, you'd get it it out...it would just bring some of the insides outside.
I think you are pondering this a bit too much...

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