EPIC FAIL......and other stuff that makes you laugh

[ChiefsFanatic]

Old thread is archived here.
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=185997

I have seen these in various threads, so I thought we should just put them all together. There are really funny pics out there.

[-King-]

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow

Thin wall challenge. Guy tries to complete tasks while he listens to his neighbors having sex.

EDIT: NSFWish....sex sounds, at least that's what I'm told it sounds like

I might just watch all of them

[Mr. Plow]

If you haven't watch it yet, check out Lemon Party.

[Athis]

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[Baby Lee]

[In58men]

Originally Posted by Baby Lee

Guy Fieri?

[Baby Lee]

Originally Posted by Inmem58

Guy Fieri?

Yeah, some guy stole his car and killed somebody while in possession of it. He's some kind of trial witness.

BTW, did anyone catch the latest Comedy Bang! Bang! Where Hot Saucerman has a skit about a guy who's a lady's sweater fixer-upper fashion type who evolves into a Fieri type who just tools around the SW desert in a red mustang and never gets around to sweater fixing. One of his funnier bits.

[Mr. Plow]

Can't embed for some damn reason.


https://vine.co/v/hjp7KU5H5n6

[The Poz]

[Hammock Parties]

My job is so ****ing unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career oppertunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the ****ing stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big ****ing dog to work. Every ****ing day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single ****ing day.

Anyway, I drive these ****tards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

[AussieChiefsFan]

Originally Posted by Pam Oliver's Forehead

My job is so ****ing unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career oppertunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the ****ing stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big ****ing dog to work. Every ****ing day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single ****ing day.

Anyway, I drive these ****tards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

I'm not sure how to react to this, so, Rep.

[Hawk]

I'm just offended you called Velma a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. Velma is not a zero! Velma is sneaky nerd hot!

[BigCatDaddy]

http://www.cbssports.com/mlb/eye-on-...ssibly-at-6-am

[Dayze]

Originally Posted by Hawk

I'm just offended you called Velma a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. Velma is not a zero! Velma is sneaky nerd hot!

Velma probably doesn't 'trim' down 'there'.