I have a date.

[luv]

I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****

[Sure-Oz]

I'm suprised, hopefully you won't be stuck at her pad with a bunch of her brothers or uncles at a card table then asked "have you ever had you're shit pushed in?"

Training Day

Goodluck, don't act like a dipshit, don't blow your wad if she lets you touch her...if you're worried about that, then pull a ben stiller in something about mary before the date

[Sure-Oz]

Originally Posted by Iowanian

I'll bet I've wasted 4000 words typed on this subject with gochiefs over the years. He still hasn't taken much of it, or the thousands of words by others into consideration, and has the audacity of dropped soap...to talk shit about what those of us in the know...know.


and in reality meatpeeker.....

This is where you're at in the major leagues.

Hold your feet a little further apart, put your hands on the bat this way and try to watch the ball when you swing.

I could care less and im sure others as well if he talks shit about any of us, when his best friend is his right hand and a bobba fett action figure...

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Stick it in her butt Clayton.

Originally Posted by Iowanian

Advice?

Read the solid advice you've been given by dozens of posters over the past 5 years, lose some of the ego, stop posting photos of unknowing girls, treat them with respect, stop acting like a dickbag, understand your status on the food chain of women.....start dating for the experience of dating and refrain from assuming every woman who looks at the food in your teeth wanting to let you do anal in the parking lot. Never date or have sex with married women or girls with boyfriends, unless you are perfectly willing to accept a seriously deserved ass beating.

date for the experience. Enjoy each lady you can take out for who she is and eventually....you'll catch up with III and slayer the pipe layer.

I like the FFB analogy provided above.

You're like...and URFA trying to make a roster and you're expecting to be traded for Derrick Anderson.

Solid gold.

Forget anything I've ever told you, Claythan.

Jot Iowanian's post down on your hand and live by it. You'll be humping and hitched before you know it. Hopefully your new wife will take your computer away and we'll never hear from you again.

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by Sure-Oz

if you're worried about that, then pull a ben stiller in something about mary before the date

Most def.

Originally Posted by Mr Flopnuts

Stick it in her butt Clayton.

Out of the question unless she gets an enema first. My buttsex mentor, Mr. Mecca, has taught me well.

[Mecca]

Originally Posted by Claythan

Most def.



Out of the question unless she gets an enema first. My buttsex mentor, Mr. Mecca, has taught me well.

Ok that doesn't sound right......but here let me stick it in her butt first to see how it goes.

[ChiefsCountry]

Asian chicks are freaky. I dont know if he wants that for his first.

[Mecca]

Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry

Asian chicks are freaky. I dont know if he wants that for his first.

Freaky or prudy, there's generally no in between, but she looks to have big tits for being an asian.

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry

Asian chicks are freaky. I dont know if he wants that for his first.

Why the **** not? Why ease into this shit? It's not like I'm at risk for a heart attack or a stroke because the chick is freaky. Where's the downside?

Originally Posted by Mecca

Freaky or prudy, there's generally no in between, but she looks to have big tits for being an asian.

Filipino.

[Smed1065]

Beggars can not be choosers.

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by Smed1065

Beggars can not be choosers.

Fortunately I didn't have to choose. She came to me, undeniably drawn by my potent animal magnetism.

[Mecca]

LOL, so what site are you using to meet chicks.....plenty of fish?

[ChiefsCountry]

You got alot to learn.

[Mecca]

He needs to stop being so damn picky, you aren't married, have some fun, good lord.

[QuikSsurfer]

Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry

Asian chicks are freaky. I dont know if he wants that for his first.

This is very true. I was talking about this with another poster a few months back.