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Stuff & Things
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: The Yukon
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Things could be worse, Luv...
You could have woke up wondering why your ass hurt with a weird smell in the room and a goat in your backyard. Always look at the bright side. |
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Time to get hit!
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Springfield, MO
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Stuff & Things
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Location: Springfield, MO
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FINALLY! The wait is over.
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The Future Is Now!!!
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That's worth two in the bush.
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FINALLY! The wait is over.
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#3294 |
Stuff & Things
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#3295 |
Time to get hit!
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#3296 |
Beloved & Awesome CP Celebrity
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Florida
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Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly.
One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that." The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks slowly and his legs are apart, just as we learned in class." Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him and one of the students said to him, "We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?" The old man said, "I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine medical students think." The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome." The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong." The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome." The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong." So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?" The old man said, "I thought it was GAS - but I was wrong, too!"
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#3297 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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Strange thoughts run through your head the first time a chick tells you "make me your cum dumpster!"
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#3298 |
Cheat Death
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#3299 |
Banned
Join Date: Mar 2009
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Who chose the graphics for ABCs new fall line up
it looks like it's getting spayed with piss |
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Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: clear out in the sticks
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finger banging is lots of fun but toe banging doesn't get enough air time. fuck you hallmark i think it would sell.
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