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08-07-2014, 11:27 AM | #316 | |
11-5, baby
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Pretend you're getting over a bad breakup and follow this self improvement plan.
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08-07-2014, 11:28 AM | #317 | |
Needs more middle fingers
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As a guy, you shouldn't be taking more selfies than a female.
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08-07-2014, 11:30 AM | #318 |
11-5, baby
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08-07-2014, 11:31 AM | #319 | |
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I HAVE been playing the "shy guy game" with my texting and getting way better results... Basically pretending to be an innocent puppy and ending everything with haha lol (: |
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08-07-2014, 11:31 AM | #320 |
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08-07-2014, 11:33 AM | #321 |
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"Bitch better have my honey" Get a new gimmick. I saw a guy rocking one of these downtown last weekend. |
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08-07-2014, 11:36 AM | #322 |
"Think BOOM!"
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I've never really been into the dating scene, but I do know that females can sense desperation from afar. I wouldn't think that has changed.
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08-07-2014, 11:46 AM | #323 | |
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If he were walking around bars hitting on every girl in sight, would they think he was desperate? How you look = the type of person people assume you are. |
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08-07-2014, 11:47 AM | #324 | |
Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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Also, NOBODY LOOKS LIKE THAT ANYWHERE IN REAL LIFE
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08-07-2014, 11:47 AM | #325 |
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Yes, numbnuts.
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08-07-2014, 11:49 AM | #326 |
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O I DO
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08-07-2014, 11:51 AM | #327 |
"Think BOOM!"
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No, it isn't.
Yes, they would.
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08-07-2014, 11:52 AM | #328 |
Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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08-07-2014, 11:52 AM | #329 |
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08-07-2014, 11:52 AM | #330 |
Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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