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"Think BOOM!"
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Harry: [holding Simon at the edge of an aquaduct] Son of a b*tch. Did you think you can elude us forever Carlos?
Simon: Hey, you got the wrong guy. My name's Simon. Just let me go. There's no need to kill me. I haven't seen your... [Harry and Gib remove their masks] Simon: face. No, no, no I didn't see it, I didn't see it. [realizes that it is Harry] Simon: Oh, it's you. Hey, you still interested in that 'Vette at all? Gib: Hey, Carlos. Game's over. Your career as an international terrorist is well documented. Simon: No, no, no. I sell cars, that's all. C'mon, I'm not a terrorist. I'm actually a complete coward, if I ever saw a gun... [Harry takes his gun out and points it in Simon's face] Simon: Oh God, no, no don't kill me. I'm not a spy. I'm nothing. I'm navel lint. I have to lie to women to get laid, and I don't score much. I got a little d*ck, it's pathetic. [Harry and Gib gave Simon a weird look, then Simon pees in his pants] Simon: Wha, uh, oh God. Would a spy pee himself, huh? Please, I'm not worth a bullet. Oh mercy sir. Harry: Get the fuck out of here. Just get out of here. Simon: No, no, as soon as I turn, you're gonna shoot me. You're gonna shoot me, you're gonna shoot me, you're gonna shoot me. Gib: [Gib and Harry get into their van] Get lost, dipsh*t. [fires a few rounds into the ground near Simon]
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#318 |
Hockey Town
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#319 |
don't tell me about collage
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#320 |
Keep doubting J MFing Houston
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Pirate shirts rock.
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#321 |
The pizza king of kansas
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Jenny gump i think look like a red hair ver. of eliza dusku.
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#322 |
The pizza king of kansas
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Also luv look like morgan webb pre hair straighted.
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#323 |
Take a Chill Pill
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I Imagine Nut as Stephen Root from Office Space.
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#324 |
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I imagine Nut looking just like Donnie Edwards...
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#325 |
Take a Chill Pill
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#326 |
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Um yeah...that's interesting.....is it because I am gay?
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#327 |
Time to get hit!
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#328 |
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Location: Austin
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I always imagined MV looking like this....
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#329 |
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I gotta pic of midnight_vulva at age 35.
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#330 |
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kcnut think jennygump hawt.
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