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[Mi_chief_fan]

Packfool named me to his "All Idiot Team", along with KC Wolfman, Titus, JOhn and Luzap. I should feel bad, but I actually feel honored that Packfool thinks i'm not "in his class" of football.....um......intelligence?

Anyone else care to join?

[Gracie Dean]

An occasional butt smack would be acceptable Just don't hit tooo hard.

But I want the #1 spot.

[JOhn]

Ohh Ohh Ohh (my Horshack impression)

I Have a starter for the " all Knowing Team"

General Ganz aka Private Ganz


How could we all forget about him

[alanm]

Let's see there was the Bumerroosky which was a fake punt. Where the ball was hiked to the upback and placed between the legs of a lineman pulling who took off running. There was the Fumbleroosky where the Center hiked it to hit the QB's hand and then let it hit the ground and then the Center picked it up and took off. There were a couple of others like the Bounceroosky but they haven't run them in forever and one forgets in my advanced age.

[Mark M]

Let's see how much time I can waste today!

Defense:
PR/KR: mlyonsd (Sells stolen--er--used cars in the off-season.)
MLB: Chief Priority (Not so lean tackling machine.)
DT: The Fly, 58forever (The Offsides Outlaws.)
DE: gaz (Hasn't complained yet.); Mark Kilgore (End wasn't tight enough.)
RCB: htismaque (Faster than a speeding bullet...but not as accurate.)
LCB: Disco Jones (Will dance better than Deion.)
SS: WisChief (Likes to hit stuff.)
FS: Iowanian (Is heavily armed...and perhaps medicated.)
Punter: Mi_chief_fan (Is the owner...can do whatever the hell he wants.)
Off-the-field personnel:
Waterboy: alanm (Rode the short bus.)
Special Teams Coach: Otter (Remember: You must have someone to cover all of the opponents players...i.e. the flyer.)
Cheerleaders: Trixy, Katt, Starr and the other whores--er--I mean athletic supporters--er--I mean Fan Support Specialists from the Million Dollar Fantasy Ranch, Warrensbug, MO
PR Man: RCG Chief (Will tell the public what we want them to hear, rather than the truth...Bob Gretz Jr.)
Masseuse: Smltheppl (Also uses aroma therapy. )
Youngin': raiderhader (Will get to play when he finishes puberty.)
Legal counsel: AZ Chief (With KCs recent problems, not a bad idea.)
Media Guide Manager: Misplaced Chiefs Fan (Be sure to include the attendance in that day's program. Packfan will use this publication for his main source of info.)
Designated Smart Slapper: bkkcoh (Hee keeeps us hear ideeuts n lin.)
Executive in Charge of Player Fines: Clint in Wichita (Just don't shoot us.)
Deaf, dumb and blind kid: Packfan


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[Mark M]

The new, new roster.

Team owner: Mi_chief_fan (Will charge $10 to participate in practice.)
GM: Bwana (Is busy trying to get his wardrobe under the salary cap.)
Coach: Denzel Washington (Miles for everyone.)
Offense:
QB: Mark M (Got the job by winning the Sears trophy and Super Bowl...on his PLayStation. At least he's won a playoff game.)
FB: Bob Dole (Large and in charge).
HB: Luz (averages 4 ypc...for his three carries a season. Kimble Anders Jr.)
HB: H_C (Will bust off a 60 yard and then ride the bench...Greg Hill Jr.).
HB: Lumpoc Brave (Named starter in minicamp but will never see action...Mike Cloud Jr.)
WR: KPhobia, JOhn, coryt (Tres Hombres)
OT: Titus; Wolfman ("Burnt" Ends.)
OG: Russ (Has a knack for getting in the way); bishop (Needed a spot on the team...plus we needed to fill out the roster.)
Center/Halftime Entertainment: Cameron Diaz
TE: dawsonpa (Has the tightest end in the league.); Logical (Will make sense in this position.)
PK: Dartgod (Lin Eliott Jr...)

I would like to thank everyone for not taking my snide comments too seriously.

All roster positions will be finalized by Bwana (assuming he gets his shopping done) and Mi (power hungry son-of-a . . . . ).

MM
~~Has spent too much time on this...

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[Gaz]

I would love to be a DE and

CRUSH THE QB!!!

However, I am old and short and dumpy and slow.

If the QB promises to stand still and allow me to crush him, I am in.

xoxo~
gaz
starting his new career late in life.

[Gaz]

"Burnt" ends.

Too funny.

xoxo~
gaz
sounds like our CBs.

[Mosbonian]

Well call me Rich Gannon...I haven't even gotten a fair chance in my position at TE and I have been already summarily dumped from the offensive squad.

That's alright, I'll take my Mmaddog Risin' bit to the "All Knowin' Team" and we will take the division.

Then you guys will be sitting at home during the Holidays while I get some National TV exposure.

mmaddog
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[Bob Dole]

So Packfan sure plays a mean pinball, eh?

Bob Dole never would have figured...

[Lightning Rod]

This just in from the PR department.
Coach Washington has reportedly been signed to a 37-year contract extension. GM CEO Lord of the Dance Bwana had this to say. I think Denzel has done a super job in developing our young talent this year and we are poised to make a run at the Super bowl next year. The were a few growing pains this year but, game in, and game out we improved. As a matter of fact we had a meeting just this week, and each of us now knows when to kick or go for 2. In addition to adding goldfish filled acrylic platform shoes to his wardrobe Bwana has pledged to personally aerate“ The next SOB that jumps off sides with his .300 Winchester Magnum. Over the next few weeks we will have on ongoing 7 part series entitled “Our centers behind”, uhh “Behind the center”.


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[Mark M]

Kilgore--
I thought you requested to be put on the defensive side of the ball? I think you'd do great at DT...you can always blame lack of production with "I was double--no--triple--no--quadruple teamed! Yeah, that's it!"

gaz--
We have a play designed just for you and your skills...It's called the Packfan Blitz: You will just sit there and point out facts, stats and logic, thus confusing Pack and his team of know-it-alls. This will create havoc with their offense and should get us pretty good field position.

I know you can do it!

MM
~~Can't make everyone happy...but will try.

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One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.
--George W. Bush

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[Mark M]

Bob Dole--
Yes he does. We're all aware of how little he knows about football, so . . .

MM
~~Thinks Packfan's favorite sport is probably pocket pool.

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[stevieray]

I'll be the bookend to Gaz. While the opposition is "gazmerized" by the eloquence and articulation of Gaz's moves, I'll use my speed to go outside.

I'll start working on that "first" step.

[Bwana]

RCGChief: "Goldfish filled acrylic platform shoes"

Cleaning the coffee off the key board!

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[stevieray]

Bwana, did all that start due to the Fact of Carl's attire on the sideline?