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Old 05-19-2014, 11:46 AM  
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I'm on a mission to shit
Five days ago I had surgery.

On the first day I did not shit. This did not surprise me, as I had not eaten since lunchtime the day before.

On the second day I did not shit. This did not surprise me, as the doctors informed me that I may experience constipation.

On the third day, I did not shit. I became concerned. I began eating apples, taking a stool softener, and enjoyed a large bowl of indian beans.

On the fourth day, I did not shit. My bowels began to feel...too full. I drank two large glasses of Metamucil and two tablespoons of milk of magnesia.

It is the fifth day, and I have not shat, though farts are coming profusely and with great force. I took two tablets of Senokot (recommended by my doctor) and downed a large bowl of Kellog's Fiber Plus about an hour ago.

I'm on a mission. To shit.

Please, God. Let me shit.
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Old 05-21-2014, 11:32 AM   #316
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Old 05-21-2014, 11:35 AM   #317
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Teaspoon of baking soda takes cares of the gas.
Baking soda is for heartburn not gas.
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Old 05-21-2014, 11:53 AM   #318
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If he's suffering from excessive acid, eating baking soda will create excess gas.
In the beans.
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Old 05-21-2014, 12:09 PM   #319
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We've been talking about Go Chiefs bowel movements for two days. He must be happy as a little girl.
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Old 05-21-2014, 12:10 PM   #320
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Old 05-21-2014, 01:24 PM   #321
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I'm kidding, of course.

I wish I had a scale. I feel tremendously light.
I told you. I knew it would come to this but no. Couldn't listen to me. Now you'll forever be plagued by the question of just how much did you shit. Sure, you'll talk about the time you took an epic dump but you'll never be able to quantify it.
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Old 05-21-2014, 01:26 PM   #322
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I told you. I knew it would come to this but no. Couldn't listen to me. Now you'll forever be plagued by the question of just how much did you shit. Sure, you'll talk about the time you took an epic dump but you'll never be able to quantify it.
And we didn't even get a picture of it
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Old 05-21-2014, 01:29 PM   #323
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And we didn't even get a picture of it
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yeah we did
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Old 05-21-2014, 01:29 PM   #324
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We've been talking about Go Chiefs bowel movements for two days. He must be happy as a little girl.
happy as a little girl that just pooped after 5 days of waiting
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Old 05-21-2014, 01:32 PM   #325
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Old 05-21-2014, 01:38 PM   #328
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