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07-24-2010, 09:16 PM | #3181 |
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24 years old.
In space, no one can hear you scream.
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07-24-2010, 09:17 PM | #3182 |
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07-24-2010, 09:22 PM | #3183 |
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assuming you take her dancing:
first slow song, gently butt firmly pull on her ponytail and with the other hand this time with more force grasp her asscheek and whisper in her ear " what is your favorite livestock?"
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07-24-2010, 09:25 PM | #3184 |
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"i like the fact you dont want a relationship"
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07-24-2010, 09:27 PM | #3185 |
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07-24-2010, 09:32 PM | #3186 |
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Unfffffff. Ride my dinocock.
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Who thinks a fat lady is a cougar He tried his hand at ryhme His efforts, they were a crime And more nightmarish than Freddie Krueger
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your lucky i can't think of any think that ryhmes with milkman! old balls!!!!!!
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You know, I don't believe Claythan when he says he finally got him some vaginal action.
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07-24-2010, 09:40 PM | #3190 |
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Why should I care?
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07-24-2010, 09:42 PM | #3192 |
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show him the pics that flopnutz took of you and the one armed hooker.
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LOL
OK. I've told several tales of incredibly pathetic sexual encounters...but I guess I lied to fool Chiefsplanet. I'm a mastermind!
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Mitrinomon Z-6 Rocket Pack:
The jetpack included a targeting computer, flight gyros, and a missile. The Z-6's fuel tank held enough fuel for one minute of continuous operation (20 three-second blasts). Each three second blast moved the wearer up to 100 meters horizontally or 7 meters vertically. A user of standard height and weight could reach a top speed of 145 kilometers per hour with a maximum range of two kilometers. Directional thrusters featured gyro-stabilizers to apply counterthrust for maneuvering and landing. The top of the jet pack had a turbo-projected magnetic grappling hook with 20-meter lanyard (replaceable with 100 meters). A winch inside the launcher lifted up to 100 kilograms. The grappling hook unit was replaceable with an anti-vehicle homing missile.
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07-24-2010, 11:41 PM | #3195 |
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