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I had no idea. Thanks for the tip. We'll make a big event out of it. Anal sex tonight? Alright, we'll go get an enema this afternoon. Remember not to eat anything, honey.
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On the subject of anal cleanliness, a homosexual fellow I know once told me the following. While not an exact quote, I think it's pretty darn close to being word for word, because it's just one of those things you can't help but to remember.
And if you can't trust a homosexual fellow on this topic, who can you trust? Quote:
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Why do all threads devolve into poop threads?
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Lets just be blunt if you like to have anal sex with women you may have a few accidents, it just goes with the territory, you'll get over it in a few seconds unless you're some kinda weirdo like the guy in the story Claythan posted...
I'm pretty sure most guys if they were banging a hot chick in the ass, anything could happen and they'd keep right on going and not lose any focus. |
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Honestly, I can't take a river of shit on my pelvis.
If I ever have anal sex it will be at someone else's behest, and the preparation will be extreme.
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You of course have no idea what it feels like either...
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It doesn't matter what it feels like. No matter how much pleasure I'm experiencing at any point in my life, if my lap suddenly is filled with shit I'm going to scream.
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It's not like it comes flying out like a river of shit......that sounds like a Dane Cook bit.
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He really has no idea, everyone has a funny and a nasty sex story where something happened.
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The entire Tucker Max book is excellent.
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