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Old 06-22-2007, 07:09 PM  
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Old 08-29-2008, 12:01 AM   #3136
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That's what the porn girls do, that's why it's clean....I thought everyone knew that?

It's not like they are just naturally that way.
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Old 08-29-2008, 12:26 AM   #3137
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On the subject of anal cleanliness, a homosexual fellow I know once told me the following. While not an exact quote, I think it's pretty darn close to being word for word, because it's just one of those things you can't help but to remember.

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There are some people, they can skip a meal and give themselves two enemas, and you can put on a condom, and when you're done you'll still have a ring of shit at the bottom of your dick where the condom stopped. And there are some people, they could do nothing at all to prepare, and you could do it right after they had Thanksgiving dinner, and when you're done your dick will be so clean you could eat some turkey and stuffing off of it.
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Old 08-29-2008, 12:27 AM   #3138
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Old 08-29-2008, 12:29 AM   #3139
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On the subject of anal cleanliness, a homosexual fellow I know once told me the following. While not an exact quote, I think it's pretty darn close to being word for word, because it's just one of those things you can't help but to remember.

And if you can't trust a homosexual fellow on this topic, who can you trust?
Well you can find some porn out takes of even when the girl did everything she was suppose to they had some accidents...
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Old 08-29-2008, 12:39 AM   #3140
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Well you can find some porn out takes of even when the girl did everything she was suppose to they had some accidents...
I'll take your word for it. But relating it back to the homosexual fellow's words, presumably those girls would fall into the first category.
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Old 08-29-2008, 12:43 AM   #3141
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Lets just be blunt if you like to have anal sex with women you may have a few accidents, it just goes with the territory, you'll get over it in a few seconds unless you're some kinda weirdo like the guy in the story Claythan posted...

I'm pretty sure most guys if they were banging a hot chick in the ass, anything could happen and they'd keep right on going and not lose any focus.
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Old 08-29-2008, 12:50 AM   #3142
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Honestly, I can't take a river of shit on my pelvis.

If I ever have anal sex it will be at someone else's behest, and the preparation will be extreme.
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Old 08-29-2008, 12:52 AM   #3143
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You of course have no idea what it feels like either...
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Old 08-29-2008, 12:55 AM   #3144
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You of course have no idea what it feels like either...
It doesn't matter what it feels like. No matter how much pleasure I'm experiencing at any point in my life, if my lap suddenly is filled with shit I'm going to scream.
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It's not like it comes flying out like a river of shit......that sounds like a Dane Cook bit.
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Old 08-29-2008, 01:08 AM   #3146
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Honestly, I can't take a river of shit on my pelvis.

If I ever have anal sex it will be at someone else's behest, and the preparation will be extreme.
lol, dont even look or do it at night. Accidents will happen. haha. its just how it is.
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He really has no idea, everyone has a funny and a nasty sex story where something happened.
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