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Old 08-20-2004, 06:08 PM  
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Sex Topic : What do u ask the girl when u want to have sex ?
Ok fellows a little help here see theres this girl coming over on monday night, i like her and she likes me.

As i am ashame to say that i am still a virgin but im asking all you fellows that have experienced this what do u tell the girl when u want to have sex with her ?

How do u approach her about it ?

What do u say to her about it ?

Any help would be useful.

Thanks guys.
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Old 08-22-2004, 09:54 PM   #301
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Ok, seriously, if some guy asked me if I was "in the mood for some sexual intercourse", no way would I let him sink the cream machine.

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Yeah, just wink at 'er and ask "Would you like some EXTRA pepperoni with that pie mah'm?"

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Old 08-22-2004, 09:56 PM   #302
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...oh yeah....if it fails......make sure to post the details on the storied "failed penthouse letters" thread.
Pshaw...when that happens you just change the gal's name and feed your buddies as much bs as they're dumb (or drunk) enough to swallow...
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Old 08-22-2004, 10:04 PM   #303
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Old 08-22-2004, 10:05 PM   #304
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He is right though.....don't ask her, unless you're paying outright....Just keep stealing bases until she gives you the slide sign.

...oh yeah....if it fails......make sure to post the details on the storied "failed penthouse letters" thread.


Good point, btw. If you're paying, you have the green light to ask for anything. It's your damn money.
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Old 08-22-2004, 10:07 PM   #305
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