If Marty Chokes... - Page 21

KCJohnny · 01-08-2005, 09:34 PM

...I will post 100x, "Dick Vermiel is better than Marty..."

KCJ
Stretching his fingers for the big typing event

**Rain Man** · 01-09-2005, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by tk13

Oh come on, it's easy to pull off Iowanian... just use his super-secret formula and you'll be a hit:

Funny name for gentalia (schlong, cooter) + insult + farm animal = Hilarity ensues.

I bet you like to let goats peel your meat banana.

My god, it works.

**Skip Towne** · 01-09-2005, 10:04 PM

I have no sympathy for John at all. He's always been a nutcase. And he's always played his "veteran" card. Well, I spent a year in Korea so I owe him nothing. He is a drama queen who throws a fit when things don't go his way. fuck him.

**ChiTown** · 01-09-2005, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

I bet you like to let goats peel your meat banana.

My god, it works.

Somehow, you pulled that off

**Iowanian** · 01-09-2005, 10:08 PM

Rainman is in one of those zones..........Montana throws 50 strait completions, Jordan scores 110 points in 15 minutes, Tigger drives a 2lb golf ball 1014 yards using a plastic Toddler pitching wedge.

Brock · 01-09-2005, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by memyselfI

not I. It's Sunday night. That is our sacred sex night...see ya. I have more interesting and stimulating things to be doing for the next two+ hours.

Later.

Unfortunate hubby making trip to stinkpatch, USA. Sad.

**Mr. Kotter** · 01-09-2005, 10:51 PM

Does this mean I'm off the hook, now?

**Mr. Kotter** · 01-09-2005, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by JazzzLovr

Or maybe he'll just start misspelling lots of words, then come back in the morning and explain that he was drunk tonight.

Et tu, Brute'?

( I know, I know....I deserved that.)

**Mr. Kotter** · 01-09-2005, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

My money is on a post blaming the ingestion of mouse dung.

My, oh....my; maybe Mr. Blonde, jOHN and LVNHack were right.

NOT!!!!!!

01-09-2005, 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by memyselfI

not I. It's Sunday night. That is our sacred sex night...see ya. I have more interesting and stimulating things to be doing for the next two+ hours.

Later.

Awesome! I'll grab some beer and ladies and it will be just like "Weekend at Bernie's"!

KCWolfman · 01-10-2005, 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

Yeah, probably so. I've got nothing against John personally, but he needs to stop dressing like a rabbit and jumping in dog pens.

That reminds me of the planned sacrifice scene in House of 1,000 Corpses. The psychos have one of the sacrificees dress up in a giant rabbit suit - surreal and eerie. I liked it - almost as much as this thread.

go bo · 01-10-2005, 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by KCWolfman

That reminds me of the planned sacrifice scene in House of 1,000 Corpses. The psychos have one of the sacrificees dress up in a giant rabbit suit - surreal and eerie. I liked it - almost as much as this thread.

ahhhh yes, surreal...

jefferson airplane's white rabbit...

nothing like it...

**Mr. Kotter** · 01-10-2005, 12:18 AM

This place can be brutal...

TEX · 01-10-2005, 12:27 AM

It was clsssic Marty - paying for a field goal. The guy didn't even take a shot at the endzone and he HAS an offense now. When he got close, it was Tomlinson right, Tominson up the middle, Tomlinson left, then pray the rookie kicker nails a 40 yarder...

**Rain Man** · 01-10-2005, 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted by SDChiefsfan

This place can be brutal...

I like to think of it as a tough but fair finishing school.

**Mr. Kotter** · 01-10-2005, 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

I like to think of it as a tough but fair finishing school.

Fair?

Never at the expense of humor, eh?

01-08-2005, 09:34 PM
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01-09-2005, 10:04 PM	#302
Skip Towne Supporter Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: T-Town Casino cash: $10004900	I have no sympathy for John at all. He's always been a nutcase. And he's always played his "veteran" card. Well, I spent a year in Korea so I owe him nothing. He is a drama queen who throws a fit when things don't go his way. fuck him.
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01-09-2005, 10:08 PM	#304
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $3288454	Rainman is in one of those zones..........Montana throws 50 strait completions, Jordan scores 110 points in 15 minutes, Tigger drives a 2lb golf ball 1014 yards using a plastic Toddler pitching wedge.
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Mr. Kotter The Dude Abides Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Dakota Country Casino cash: $4204285	This place can be brutal... __________________ "I've always said I worry about legacy and winning rings more than making money at this moment...We see what's going on around the league, but at the same time, I'll never do anything that's going to hurt us from keeping the great players around me.”
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01-10-2005, 12:27 AM	#313
TEX Out Gunning CP's Fandom Police Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Galveston, TX Casino cash: $373127	It was clsssic Marty - paying for a field goal. The guy didn't even take a shot at the endzone and he HAS an offense now. When he got close, it was Tomlinson right, Tominson up the middle, Tomlinson left, then pray the rookie kicker nails a 40 yarder... __________________ "The CHIEFS, HAVE THEIR DYNASTY!"
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