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Snacks Are Under My Apron
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In the beginning there was Cave
His cock every woman would crave Only the finest whores and sluts No gross ass bitches with monster butts A world traveler known far and near Ladies loved his balls slapping their rear He scored more puss in one day Than the entire sad life of Clay Goddesses would beg him please He would smile and say Bitch, Belize
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The "punt God" thread is mad and angry.
This thread brings happiness and joy. Thanks Cave for all you do! |
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#305 |
Inmem 2.0
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Belize bitch is gobbling my pork sword as I type this
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11-5, baby
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Kudos on the gay slurs, guys.
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#307 |
Bolton gonna knock you out
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Say the guy who straight lied about this whole thread. Herp derp, you guys are being insensitive, just because I made up this scenario in my head, then thought it was a good idea to post to CP. Lmao.
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There once was a poster named Cave
Who came up with a plan so depraved With a photo flinched from Bing He pretended to have a fling To obtain the jealousy from CP he craved
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George Brett shit his pants
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Hahahhahahahah the best one
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Bolton gonna knock you out
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My man! Good stuff. When we having some drinks?
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What's up braj?
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#313 |
George Brett shit his pants
Join Date: Apr 2006
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In related news, Manti Teos girlfriend decided to become a girl recently.
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So did trying to convince everyone that you really have a girlfriend but she goes to a different school.
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I bet she’s an ass fister.
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