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**Mr. Flopnuts** · 09:46 PM

Just in case you have some random thought and feel like starting a thread over it, you can just bump this one.

**luv** · 07-09-2010, 06:41 AM

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Originally Posted by luv

I hadn't heard anything about the ex and the car lately, so I sent him a random text asking if he was still making the payments. He said he was late with June's, which he's paying tomorrow, and he's paying July's in two weeks. I was shocked and amazed.

So, I get a text from the ex's number last night at 2:36am:

"If this is leann you better never call or text him never again or there will be trouble"

JD10367 · 07-09-2010, 07:01 AM

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Originally Posted by luv

So, I get a text from the ex's number last night at 2:36am:

"If this is leann you better never call or text him never again or there will be trouble"

Text back, "Shut the **** up, bitch, and stick his dick back in your mouth, because the world is a better place when you're gagged by something and can't talk."

**luv** · 07-09-2010, 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

Text back, "Shut the **** up, bitch, and stick his dick back in your mouth, because the world is a better place when you're gagged by something and can't talk."

Not much of a gag.

JD10367 · 07-10-2010, 02:55 PM

On "Minute To Win It" last week, they had a pair of 25-year-old twins in black shorts and sleeveless tops who looked like athletic versions of Olivia Wilde crossed with a bit of Angelina Jolie (younger clean version). My God, what a sandwich I'd like to make with those two...

Simply Red · 07-10-2010, 03:10 PM

JD10367 is horny, REAL horny, like always, it's cute.

But also, Hebrew National Franks have only fourty calories per. Mainly due to their being kosher, much LESS mysterious, so I buy them often.

Hammock Parties · 07-10-2010, 08:14 PM

In my fantasy, I am slow dancing in the front of an open fireplace on a bear skin rug. There's a bed right behind us I see fine linen bedsheets of deep bronze, covers pulled back have we just come from there, or are we en route? My arms are holding around your waist, and yours around my shoulders. I'm nuzzling in to smell your neck oh goodness! you are awesome. Like sea mist, and sandalwood - and you. Then I want to have you so

MoreLemonPledge · 07-10-2010, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs

In my fantasy, I am slow dancing in the front of an open fireplace on a bear skin rug. There's a bed right behind us I see fine linen bedsheets of deep bronze, covers pulled back have we just come from there, or are we en route? My arms are holding around your waist, and yours around my shoulders. I'm nuzzling in to smell your neck oh goodness! you are awesome. Like sea mist, and sandalwood - and you. Then I want to have you so

Hammock Parties · 07-10-2010, 08:21 PM

you can't hotlink from gifbin, r-tard

Halfcan · 07-10-2010, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

Not much of a gag.

Simply Red · 07-10-2010, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs

you can't hotlink from gifbin, r-tard

be nice

MoreLemonPledge · 07-10-2010, 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs

you can't hotlink from gifbin, r-tard

Works for me, brah.

Hammock Parties · 07-10-2010, 09:20 PM

That's because it's cached on your machine you ****ing ignorant slack-jawed yokel.

LEAN FORWARD AND CHOKE YOURSELF

MoreLemonPledge · 07-10-2010, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs

That's because it's cached on your machine you ****ing ignorant slack-jawed yokel.

LEAN FORWARD AND CHOKE YOURSELF

**luv** · 07-10-2010, 10:09 PM

I am drinking coffee at 11:00 at night.

Jerm · 07-10-2010, 10:22 PM

Work friggin sucks right now...no one out and I can't even nab a speeder...ugh.

Come on drunks and scumbags, I'm bored lol.

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07-10-2010, 02:55 PM	#3079
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07-10-2010, 03:10 PM	#3080
Simply Red You Sweetie! Join Date: Sep 2005 Casino cash: $2021206219 VARSITY	JD10367 is horny, REAL horny, like always, it's cute. But also, Hebrew National Franks have only fourty calories per. Mainly due to their being kosher, much LESS mysterious, so I buy them often.
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07-10-2010, 08:14 PM	#3081
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $2840478	In my fantasy, I am slow dancing in the front of an open fireplace on a bear skin rug. There's a bed right behind us I see fine linen bedsheets of deep bronze, covers pulled back have we just come from there, or are we en route? My arms are holding around your waist, and yours around my shoulders. I'm nuzzling in to smell your neck oh goodness! you are awesome. Like sea mist, and sandalwood - and you. Then I want to have you so __________________ Chiefs game films
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07-10-2010, 08:21 PM	#3083
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07-10-2010, 09:20 PM	#3087
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $2840478	That's because it's cached on your machine you ****ing ignorant slack-jawed yokel. LEAN FORWARD AND CHOKE YOURSELF __________________ Chiefs game films
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07-10-2010, 10:09 PM	#3089
luv You think you can get by this? Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Springfield, MO Casino cash: $-370000	I am drinking coffee at 11:00 at night.
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07-10-2010, 10:22 PM	#3090
Jerm Mahomes > God Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Clinton, MO Casino cash: $4908996	Work friggin sucks right now...no one out and I can't even nab a speeder...ugh. Come on drunks and scumbags, I'm bored lol.
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