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Old 06-22-2007, 07:09 PM  
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Old 08-28-2008, 05:27 PM   #3061
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You think the OTHER one misrepresented herself?


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so she txted that she wanted all of the sex ALL OF THE SEX and was very interested in anal. I met her at the super 6 motel and ran into the room with a bottle of blue maui and guzzled some down. She was a real Cougar! 40 and everything. She told me to get comfortable, so I started ripping my clothes off. My pants fell down while I was trying to pull a sock off and I got tangled up and fell into the table. She got on the bed, I could almost see her va jay jay through her mountain of thistle muff. I started to climb up the bed to do the deed and get ALL OF THE SEX and she says in this sul-tree voice "so, what do you think of Anal Sex?" and I says "I love some pillaged ass village!!!!

and thats when it happend. Right as I began to enter her.....her Gorilla of a husband jumped from the closet shouting "I Love me some new anal TOO!" And then he rear-ended me and tossed more batons to my behind than an olympic 4x400 trials.

I'm limping, sticky, my ass hurts and I think he peed in my butt....but Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaat DAMMIT I TOUCHED HER VAGIN with my Doofloppy!!!!

I DID THAT BEFORE III!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Old 08-28-2008, 05:28 PM   #3062
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Old 08-28-2008, 05:28 PM   #3063
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I'm not sure I'm all that into it. The anus in question would have to be EXTREMELY clean.
it doesn't really matter how clean it is, you're gonna get dirty
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Old 08-28-2008, 05:29 PM   #3064
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The inner poop, eh?

I think I'll pass. Your quest is safe, donger.
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Old 08-28-2008, 05:29 PM   #3065
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OK, you guys deserve it. This one is real kinky.
only our beloved CP virgin can turn a horny slut begging for sex, into a BFF.

what was that shit about popped collars and wine coolers? tell her you're gonna let the cum drip into her asshole for an hour before you flip her around and pound her face into the headboard
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Old 08-28-2008, 05:30 PM   #3066
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I'm not sure I'm all that into it. The anus in question would have to be EXTREMELY clean.
Other than getting a BJ, you really wouldn't have any kind of sex with that female, would you?
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Old 08-28-2008, 05:31 PM   #3067
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There's still good in me. You haven't driven it from me fully.

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Other than getting a BJ, you really wouldn't have any kind of sex with that female, would you?
No, I'd **** her. I'm just kind of a neat freak. I'd probably retch if I saw shit on my dick. Condom or not.
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Old 08-28-2008, 05:35 PM   #3068
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There's still good in me. You haven't driven it from me fully.



No, I'd **** her. I'm just kind of a neat freak. I'd probably retch if I saw shit on my dick. Condom or not.
You do realize that there's sometimes some "froth" during vaginal sex, right?
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Old 08-28-2008, 05:35 PM   #3069
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The inner poop, eh?

I think I'll pass. Your quest is safe, donger.
just don't look down afterward. if she's a classy lady she'll wipe the shit off yur cock.



or do it in the shower.
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Old 08-28-2008, 05:38 PM   #3070
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You do realize that there's sometimes some "froth" during vaginal sex, right?
It's all good. I just can't stand the sight of shit. Or the smell.
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Old 08-28-2008, 05:40 PM   #3071
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Oh man, you are in for a shock.
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Old 08-28-2008, 05:41 PM   #3072
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WHAT????

Christ, maybe I'm asexual.
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Old 08-28-2008, 05:41 PM   #3073
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You do realize that there's sometimes some "froth" during vaginal sex, right?
Don't worry donger....clay won't be in there nearly long enough to whip the latte to a lather.
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Old 08-28-2008, 05:41 PM   #3074
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or do it in the shower.
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