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You think the OTHER one misrepresented herself?
I can't wait for the report on this advanture to the temple of doom. Let me predict the post by gochiefs ahheeem. "OMG OMG OMG! so she txted that she wanted all of the sex ALL OF THE SEX and was very interested in anal. I met her at the super 6 motel and ran into the room with a bottle of blue maui and guzzled some down. She was a real Cougar! 40 and everything. She told me to get comfortable, so I started ripping my clothes off. My pants fell down while I was trying to pull a sock off and I got tangled up and fell into the table. She got on the bed, I could almost see her va jay jay through her mountain of thistle muff. I started to climb up the bed to do the deed and get ALL OF THE SEX and she says in this sul-tree voice "so, what do you think of Anal Sex?" and I says "I love some pillaged ass village!!!! and thats when it happend. Right as I began to enter her.....her Gorilla of a husband jumped from the closet shouting "I Love me some new anal TOO!" And then he rear-ended me and tossed more batons to my behind than an olympic 4x400 trials. I'm limping, sticky, my ass hurts and I think he peed in my butt....but Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaat DAMMIT I TOUCHED HER VAGIN with my Doofloppy!!!! I DID THAT BEFORE III!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA " |
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08-27-2008, 08:09 PM | #3032 |
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OK, that was funny.
She's 24, BTW.
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08-27-2008, 08:09 PM | #3033 |
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You chose...poooooooooorly.
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Whoooooooooooa!
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08-27-2008, 08:37 PM | #3037 |
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Damn thats a slut, just better hope its not a dude.. remember DOUBLE bag!
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take her some safety goggles claythan.
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I'm guessing she wants you as a member on her private website. For $40 a month she'll tell you whatever you want to hear... via text.
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You think you can get by this?
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I can't wait to compose the chat log that follows a week after claythan's first night of love (not luv)
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Can you contract with a 1/2 second insertion?
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