The 10pm thread (archived) - Page 2007

crazycoffey · 11:34 PM

The big anti-hijack thread.....
Talk about anything, but if this works than we don't have to keep looking around all the threads to see who is still on tonight, and every night, or even every day! Talk about the chiefs, talk about tomorrow, talk about football, politics or even how to do flooring and the applicable budget. What you're drinking, how hard it is to sleep, etc. Every thing is acceptable in this thread.....

http://www.timeanddate.com/worldcloc...om.html?sort=2 see for yourself, it is ten o'clock somewhere.

**007** · 07-10-2011, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by KurtCobain

I don't have the movie. Don't do this to me.

you have to watch the movie.

KurtCobain · 07-10-2011, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Buck

As we're waiting for a taxi, she hops into a grocery cart of the Big Lots that is next door. I don't know if you guys have Big Lots, but its a pretty shitty store.

There's a huge nice one that just opened in Independence. One of our new fancier low-budget places.

KurtCobain · 07-10-2011, 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Guru

you have to watch the movie.

Do you have it? Can you lend it to me?

**Buck** · 07-10-2011, 10:16 PM

So after we got to the bottom of the parking lot, I pushed her back to the top to where they kept the grocery carts and I pushed her in so she was trapped. Being drunk I thought it was a good idea to do it again as hard as I could and she hurt her knee when I did.

KurtCobain · 07-10-2011, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Buck

So after we got to the bottom of the parking lot, I pushed her back to the top to where they kept the grocery carts and I pushed her in so she was trapped. Being drunk I thought it was a good idea to do it again as hard as I could and she hurt her knee when I did.

So you did get some smush smush.

**kysirsoze** · 07-10-2011, 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Buck

So after we got to the bottom of the parking lot, I pushed her back to the top to where they kept the grocery carts and I pushed her in so she was trapped. Being drunk I thought it was a good idea to do it again as hard as I could and she hurt her knee when I did.

Wait.... is that it?

**Buck** · 07-10-2011, 10:20 PM

There was much pouting, but anyways, the taxi finally got there and took us home. The fare was $17.40 but I only had like $12 in cash so I asked him to put $15 on my credit card and it was declined for some reason so she had to pay using her card. I felt bad about that, but whatever I just bought her like $30 in drinks.

Sidenote: I have become very friendly with this bartender chick at the bar and I'm fairly certain that she hooks us the **** up. She loves the girl too. On friday night we drank at least 15 drinks each and my tab was only $48. Last night it was her, me, and another friend of mine. We probably had about 50 drinks total and the tab was $80.

**Bugeater** · 07-10-2011, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou

We live in a 3 story townhouse... with all the big windows pointed west. My bedroom is on the 3rd floor. You just can't keep it cool. I ended up hanging a comforter over the windows... makes a huge difference. Couldn't sleep otherwise.

Multi-level units are the worst, the heat is always going to rise to the top. One thing you might try is to turn your fan from Auto to On and let it run 24/7 to keep the air flowing whether the AC is running or not. And make sure the air returns on the lower level aren't obstructed by anything.

**Buck** · 07-10-2011, 10:21 PM

Okay where was I? Oh that's right.

We get into the house and we both lay down on the couch and she was saying her back hurt and her knee (the knee was my fault).

**Buck** · 07-10-2011, 10:23 PM

So I got her seated right in front of me, and my legs are straddling her and I start my massage.

**Buck** · 07-10-2011, 10:23 PM

I take her shirt and bra off and continue with massage. It's getting pretty sexy at this point. I think I had a boner. Don't quote me, I was pretty drunk.

KurtCobain · 07-10-2011, 10:24 PM

Do you give a decent massage?

**kysirsoze** · 07-10-2011, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by KurtCobain

*writing on notepad*

1. bitches love taxis

2. carelessly injure her for chance at sensual rubdown

FYP

**Buck** · 07-10-2011, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by KurtCobain

Do you give a decent massage?

Decent is a good word. I forgot to mention that I smoked a bowl, so it was probably one of the better massages I've given. If I'm ever doing anything with my hands (building shit, playing sports, giving massages...), I'm much better at it when I'm high.

KurtCobain · 07-10-2011, 10:26 PM

This massage therapist guy I met who went to jail for sticking his finger up an unexpecting hole told me that most massage therapists smoke pot. Comes with the job, he said.

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crazycoffey .......... Join Date: Dec 2006 Casino cash: $4507901	The 10pm thread (archived) The big anti-hijack thread..... Talk about anything, but if this works than we don't have to keep looking around all the threads to see who is still on tonight, and every night, or even every day! Talk about the chiefs, talk about tomorrow, talk about football, politics or even how to do flooring and the applicable budget. What you're drinking, how hard it is to sleep, etc. Every thing is acceptable in this thread..... http://www.timeanddate.com/worldcloc...om.html?sort=2 see for yourself, it is ten o'clock somewhere. Last edited by DaFace; 01-10-2013 at 11:34 PM..
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07-10-2011, 10:16 PM	#30094
Buck Take a Chill Pill Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: South Carolina Casino cash: $7539900	So after we got to the bottom of the parking lot, I pushed her back to the top to where they kept the grocery carts and I pushed her in so she was trapped. Being drunk I thought it was a good idea to do it again as hard as I could and she hurt her knee when I did.
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07-10-2011, 10:20 PM	#30097
Buck Take a Chill Pill Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: South Carolina Casino cash: $7539900	There was much pouting, but anyways, the taxi finally got there and took us home. The fare was $17.40 but I only had like $12 in cash so I asked him to put $15 on my credit card and it was declined for some reason so she had to pay using her card. I felt bad about that, but whatever I just bought her like $30 in drinks. Sidenote: I have become very friendly with this bartender chick at the bar and I'm fairly certain that she hooks us the **** up. She loves the girl too. On friday night we drank at least 15 drinks each and my tab was only $48. Last night it was her, me, and another friend of mine. We probably had about 50 drinks total and the tab was $80.
Posts: 44,566

07-10-2011, 10:21 PM	#30099
Buck Take a Chill Pill Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: South Carolina Casino cash: $7539900	Okay where was I? Oh that's right. We get into the house and we both lay down on the couch and she was saying her back hurt and her knee (the knee was my fault).
Posts: 44,566

07-10-2011, 10:23 PM	#30100
Buck Take a Chill Pill Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: South Carolina Casino cash: $7539900	So I got her seated right in front of me, and my legs are straddling her and I start my massage.
Posts: 44,566

07-10-2011, 10:23 PM	#30101
Buck Take a Chill Pill Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: South Carolina Casino cash: $7539900	I take her shirt and bra off and continue with massage. It's getting pretty sexy at this point. I think I had a boner. Don't quote me, I was pretty drunk.
Posts: 44,566

07-10-2011, 10:24 PM	#30102
KurtCobain legend Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Independence, MO Casino cash: $-2917903	Do you give a decent massage?
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07-10-2011, 10:26 PM	#30105
KurtCobain legend Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Independence, MO Casino cash: $-2917903	This massage therapist guy I met who went to jail for sticking his finger up an unexpecting hole told me that most massage therapists smoke pot. Comes with the job, he said.
Posts: 28,483