*****2025 NFL DRAFT THREAD - NO SPOILERS*****

[Dante84]

Version 2025 - PATRICK MAHOMES & THE RETURN TO GLORY

Let's ****ing do this.

Rules for once the draft begins:

1. No spoiled picks in this thread, all weekend. This means that as tweets are leaking picks a few minutes before the selection is announced live, you don't post it in this thread (ex: embedded tweets), reference it in this thread (ex: Joe Slapdick says it's So and So to Green Bay) or hint at it (ex: "it's a RB!") or asking "questions" after the news is already out to make it seem like you're a genius guesser (ex: "Vegas gonna take player here?").
   
2. Don't be a dick.

Otherwise, have fun, talk shit, freak out and lose your goddamned minds. It's Draft Weekend. The hot takes in these threads are so funny.

NOTE: Like in year's past, I will be starting player threads for each of our picks as they are made, with videos and notable stats/takes in the OP.
These separate player threads will be made as soon as the news breaks, but outside of this thread. This means if you are in the lounge, you may see the player prior to the TV announcement.

I will also link the player threads below, shortly after they are drafted. Pure knee-jerk gold to reference in the future.

Here are our picks:

Round 1, #28: Josh Simmons
Round 2, #63: Omar Norman-Lott
Round 3, #66: Ashton Gillotte
Round 3, #85: Nohl Williams
Round 4, #133: Jalen Royals
Round 5, #156: Jeffrey Bassa
Round 7, #251:
Round 7, #257:

Here is a list of the prospects the Chiefs have shown interest in this year.

Here are our prior years' Draft Threads:

Spoiler!

View the 2024 Draft thread here
View the 2023 Draft thread here
View the 2022 Draft thread here
View the 2021 Draft thread here
View the 2020 Draft thread here
View the 2019 Draft thread here
View the 2018 Draft thread here
View the 2017 Draft thread here

[DJ's left nut]

The Browns should take Josh Simmons.

[Easy 6]

Campbell is built like a pear, that big ass and thick legs must make up for the short arms

[smithandrew051]

All these players suck so far imho

[FloridaMan88]

Cleveland not trading down again apparently.

[ChiefsCountry]

The reerun Gen Z trend of wearing tennis shoes with dress clothes needs to stop as well.

[Coochie liquor]

Originally Posted by Chris Meck

Cool. Okay, I'll give 'em #31 and Skyy Moore for this pick.

Throw in FAU to sweeten the pot!

[smithandrew051]

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

The Browns should take Josh Simmons.

The sooner he’s off the board, the better I’ll feel

[Sassy Squatch]

Originally Posted by FloridaMan88

Cleveland not trading down again apparently.

Or they're fielding offers to the last second.

[DJ's left nut]

Will Campbell is an ugly crier.

Bust.

[kccrow]

I'll kind of chuckle if CLE selects Jeanty then trades up into the middle of R1 and takes Dart.

[Rain Man]

I forgot that every pick has to be accompanied by a sob story about them.

"XXX's life was changed when he went through the Wendy's drivethrough and got a small fries instead of a large fries. It changed his perspective on life forever and inspires his will to succeed, so that no one ever gets shortchanged on French fries again."

[Pablo]

Originally Posted by Titty Meat

Did you ever watch college football?

I don't think so. There's about a 1% chance the dude busts. Couldn't be a safer prospect in forever at CB and he plays WR too!

[PHOG]

[Bump]

Browns should go Mason Graham and just have a beast d line because they won't be winning many games because of their offense

[Womble]

"Abdul. You are wearing a NY Giants hat now, what does that tell you about your football future.."

Probably tells him that his future is bleak because he's just been picked by a shitty franchise.