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Making the pick for the Miami Dolphins is a player familiar to most of us. Tyreek Hill has appeared in 141 games for the Chiefs (91) and Dolphins (50), with pro bowl appearances for both teams.
![]() Tyreek comes to the stage in his best paternity-suit courtroom outfit, and says, "I need someone to practice against, so the Miami Dolphins select S Andrew Mukuba, Texas." He then points to a middlingly attractive woman in the audience and says, "Hey, you wanna have a kid together?"
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Tyreek notifies New York that they're on the clock, and then impregnates three women who happened to be standing near the phone.
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That big ol' cleat chaser that Tyreek injured is probably breathing a sigh of relief...
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Tyreek would have definitely inquired about his sister. But then again, I'm guessing that he inquires about every player's sister.
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Giants select Tory Horton, WR, Colorado St
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Couch-Potato, did you message Billay?
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He's probably at work at this point. I'd say make his pick and move it along
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The Rams come to the podium, then look around in confusion and sit back down.
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The Rams can be seen near the stage gesticulating and waving their draft card at Roger Goodell.
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The San Francisco 49ers select Cameron Williams, OT, Texas
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Announcing the selection for the Los Angeles Rams is the legendary 1990s Ram-Chief Dexter McCleon! He appeared in 132 combined games for the Chiefs (41) and the Rams (91).
![]() ![]() McCleon enters the stage with confidence and says, "Nothing spells success like a premier cornerback. The Los Angeles Rams select Dorian Strong, CB, Virginia Tech."
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Dexter has informed the Lions that they are on the clock.
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DET Lions select Ashton Gillotte, DE, Louisville
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Can't coach speed...
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