****OFFICIAL Raiders vs Chiefs Christmas Day Game Thread****

[Raiderhater]

It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Christmas Day and Chiefs football is under the Kingdom’s tree, with the stocking stuffer of hosting our oldest rival - the filthy, degenerate, vagabond Raiders! And one of the traditional ways of celebrating this beloved holiday is through music, so grab yourself a glass of eggnog, a bottle of Boulevard Nutcracker Ale or whatever your preferred cup of Christmas cheer may be and lets go a caroling with a few of these spirited Christmas and Game Day mashups!



The first touchdown the Raiders did cry
They knew it would not be the last in the turf as they lay,
In the turf where they lay,
Broken and bruised
On a wet Christmas day
That was so sweet
Victory, victory, victory, victory!
The Chiefs are gonna’ roll today!

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Super Bowls, Super Bowls
Super all the way
Oh, what fun it'll be to win
the Lombardi on the raiders' home field, hey
Super Bowls, Super Bowls
Super all the way
Oh, what fun it'll be to win
The Lombardi on the raiders' home field!

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On the twelfth day of Chiefsmas,
the Kingdom sent to me
Twelve hundred commercials,
Eleven cheerleaders cheering,
Ten yella flags a-flying,
Nine Rice receptions,
Eight plays of twenty,
Seven threads on rigging,
Six no look passes,
Five gameday thread bans,
Four BigMac sacks,
Three Raiders’ turnovers,
Two Kelce touchdowns,
And a cheeseburger for Andy

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Here comes Big Red
Here comes Big Red
Right down Arrowhead Drive
Patrick and Kelce and all his team, playin' on the field
Fans are screamin', defense hittin', all is merry and Gay
So wear your red and gold and set up the buffet
'Cause Big Red comes today

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Have yourself a merry little Chiefsmas
Let your cheers be loud
Next year all our troubles, will be out of sight

Have yourself a merry little Chiefsmas
Make the tailgate gay
Next year all our troubles, will be miles away

Once again, as in olden days
Happy red and golden days of yore
Faithful fans who are dear to us
Will be near to us once more

Someday soon we all will be celebrating,
A Super Bowl win
Until then, we'll have to settle for a Raider beatdown
So have yourself a merry little Chiefsmas now

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Merry Christmas ChiefsPlanet!

Go Chiefs!

**** the Raiders!

[TambaBerry]

Have to start calling different play calls, more screens, more quick hitters. Dropping back and letting guys run routes isn't working.

[ThaVirus]

Yeah, field conditions are terrible and the ball is slick. Plus basically 90% of our offensive guys are complete idiots.

Probably time to recalibrate expectations for the offense in this game. If we can hit like 20-24 points that should be enough to win.

[blake1771]

would it f'n kill the broadcast crew to actually replay the penalty

[Gary Cooper]

Kelce is pussy-whipped. Not a coincidence why he's turned into butterfingers the latter half of the season.

[Rain Man]

So the first three drives of the game have produced negative 22 yards of offense? That's kind of amazing.

[Best22]

Bienemy moving to Washington wasn’t a win for either side

Commanders still suck, and our offense is crap

[Chief Roundup]

Shut up idiots

[ChiTown]

Interesting start to this game for sure. WOW

[Gary]

Merry Christmas MVS...oh and GO **** YOURSELF. Can't wait to say "goodbye" to your unprofessional ass in the off-season!

[RINGLEADER]

Let's hope the Chiefs are just being efficient and getting all their bad play, drops, and penalties jammed into the first quarter.

[irafreak]

Weird script to start the game. 1 run, slow developing pass plays...

[CasselGotPeedOn]

wErE gOnNa GiVe jAmEs MoRe sNaPs

[petegz28]

This offense doesn't deserve to be in the playoffs right now...2 straight drives of negative yards

[Gary Cooper]

Originally Posted by blake1771

would it f'n kill the broadcast crew to actually replay the penalty

Doesn't matter though since Mahomes was sacked. I wish they'd replay what the WRs are doing. Mahomes isn't usually gun shy.

[Ming the Merciless]

Originally Posted by Gary Cooper

Kelce is pussy-whipped. Not a coincidence why he's turned into butterfingers the latter half of the season.

we need to lock his huge penis up in a cage