The "All Idiot Team" sign-up.

[Mi_chief_fan]

Packfool named me to his "All Idiot Team", along with KC Wolfman, Titus, JOhn and Luzap. I should feel bad, but I actually feel honored that Packfool thinks i'm not "in his class" of football.....um......intelligence?

Anyone else care to join?

I aggree that hawaii doesn't belong on that list...the guy knows quite abit about football....raider corp is a shoe-in...don't know how I could have overlooked that pulitzer prize winner.

[Gracie Dean]

Since I am a little leary about the warrensburg ranch thing, can I amend my position to Tight End?????????????????

If not, then I wish to be known as the Head Cheerleader.

seperate from the rest.

Pam,
IS it?

Susan Summers sell you a bun-o-steel?

Maybe you could apply for backup center?

Uniforms will be the "classiest pasties" i can find...

[Lightning Rod]

I did play DE when I was 13. Of course 5-11 135 is pretty good for 13. 5-11 180 now might be a bit small. I guess You could call me scrappy and all those other words that really mean slow white guy though.

[Gracie Dean]

It is

and I ain't no back up for anyone I think I like the Tight End position. I also "have good hands"

[TheFly]

Anyone playing Tight End must be wearing a really skimpy uniform with padding in just the right places!

[DiscoJones]

Do we get to pick #s yet?

I would like to request #69 if possible.

If not, my next preferences are:

pi (the symbol - can't find it on the keyboard)

e (natural exponent = 2.718)

c (speed of light constant = 3.0 x10^8 m/s)

N-sub-a (Avagadro's Number = 6.02 x 10^23)


If these are already taken I can come up with some more.

[WisChief]

If we're picking numbers I'll take 44! That't the number of my trash route!

not really a sanitation worker, but sure having fun pretending to be

[58Forever]

I notice you need anothe DT...I can play the position...I can jump offsides with the best of them...and besides, after years of nutrition...I can really fill a hole...

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joe

"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
-Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback and sports analyst

[Mark M]

Hello all!

I suddenly realized that this thread is taking up entirely too much of my time.

Updated roster (Bwana is busy finding out why Elvis has never won a playoff game so I do not suffer the same fate):

Team owner: Mi_chief_fan
GM: Bwana (as if he does anything but "enhance" the look of the sidelines.)
Coach: Denzel Washington (unless someone opposes this selection.)
Offense:
QB: Mark M (Has won a playoff game)
FB: Bob Dole (Now known as the Fullback Bob Dole).
HB: Luz (averages 4 ypc...for his three carries a game).
HB: H_C (Will bust off a 60 yard and then ride the bench...Greg Hill Jr.).
WR: KPhobia, JOhn, coryt (Three Amigoes)
OT: Titus; Wolfman (The Bookend Borthers...you have my back, Titus).
OG: Russ, TBD (Any takers for the other spot?)
Center/Hair gel conniseur: Cameron Diaz
TE: Mark Kilgore (he asked for it); dawsonpa (can we still smack you on the butt Pam?)
PK: Dartgod ("He's got leeeegggss . . . ")

cont'd



[This message has been edited by Mark M (edited 12-19-2000).]

[Mark M]

cont'd (I did this backa$$words...oh well!)

Defense:
PR/KR: mlyonsd (You catch with your hands, not your helmet.)
MLB: Chief Priority (Just plain mean.)
DT: The Fly, 58forever (They don't watch the ball, either.)
DE: gaz (Are you still in?), TBD (Any takers? C'mon slackers!)
RCB: htismaque (Needed to feel included.)
LCB: Disco Jones (Will dance better than Deion.)
SS: WisChief (Got the skillz.)
FS: Iowanian (Is heavily armed...and perhaps medicated.)
Punter: Mi_chief_fan (Is the owner...can do whatever the hell he wants.)
Off-the-field personnel:
Waterboy: alanm (Because he's "special".)
Cheerleader: Trixy, Katt, Starr and the other whores--er--I mean athletic supporters--er--I mean Fan Support Specialists from the Million Dollar Fantasy Ranch, Warrensbug, MO
PR Man: RCG Chief (a.k.a. Bob Greetz...Make us look good)
Masseuse: Smltheppl (Such a delicate touch.)
Legal counsel: AZ Chief (With KCs recent problems, not a bad idea.)
Media Guide Manager: Misplaced Chiefs Fan (Be sure to include the attendance in that day's program. Packfan will use this publication for his main source of info.)
Designated Smart Slapper: bkkcoh (Hee keeeps us hear ideeuts n lin.)
Executive in Charge of Player Fines: Clint in Wichita (just don't shoot us).
The butt of our jokes: Packfan (You just make it soooo easy.)

Still looking for anther DE, OLB, OG. I haven't heard from morphius, Chiefs Red Pants and a few other regulars.

MM
~~Really needs a hobby.

[Mark M]

This thing won't let me edit my posts!!

MM
~~Needs to find a way to spell check!

[Mark M]

I still can't edit, ssoooooo . . .

I would just like to everyone to know that this roster is by no means final. I merely pulled it out of my a$$ because my wife's sick, asleep and nothing good is on T.V.

How about Tuesday Night Football? And Wednesday, Thursday, Friday . . .

MM
~~Has nothing better to do.



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One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.
--George W. Bush

[milkman]

Damn,
I go to work for the day, do some Christmas shopping after that and get on the BB to find this thing blown up.
I want to be the RBbC member that gets named as the starting HB in training camp, only to never see the field, losing my job without ever getting the chance to hold onto it. I'm small, but I'm slow, and I couldn't find a hole, even if I fell into it.
And I'm also the guy that once told pacfan that if the only thing that keeps him from jumping on the Chiefs' bandwagon is CP, then I hope CP is GM for years.
the milkman
trying out for the team

[Cannibal]

You sound like Mike Cloud.