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I知 leaving forever.
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I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died. The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal. It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me. So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by. Farewell, Chiefsplanet! (Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.) Last edited by DaFace; 05-18-2021 at 03:00 PM.. |
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04-29-2021, 07:10 PM | #286 |
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I have not. Is that where she lives?
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04-29-2021, 07:12 PM | #287 |
pie is never free
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04-29-2021, 07:14 PM | #288 |
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Oh you need to go. Built by a fascinating man who I知 sure is a 2nd or 3rd cousin of hers.
It痴 by CO Springs. Seriously amazing plot of land in the forest.
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04-29-2021, 07:16 PM | #289 |
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Eh, I hope people will keep it lighthearted, but I have trouble punishing people for political posts in a thread about the guy who hated the banning of political posts.
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04-29-2021, 07:16 PM | #290 |
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how do you shoot your friend in the face without it being an accidental discharge
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04-29-2021, 07:17 PM | #291 |
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To keep it civil, maybe we should limit it to pre-1840 politics. Are you a John Quincy Adams fan or a Henry Clay fan?
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04-29-2021, 07:19 PM | #292 |
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Trump? Is that some sort of card game?
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I like castles. I want to see more of them than I have.
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It has a fire breathing dragon.
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