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08-07-2014, 11:00 AM | #286 |
Needs more middle fingers
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You aren't that guy and never will be.
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08-07-2014, 11:00 AM | #287 | |
11-5, baby
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08-07-2014, 11:00 AM | #288 |
I'll be back.
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FYI, you should hit the gym. Especially if your standards are what they say they are.
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08-07-2014, 11:02 AM | #289 |
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08-07-2014, 11:03 AM | #290 | |
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What happened? I went on dates/ and interacted with some very attractive females and you start to have minor crushes on these girls. Then you find out they don't like you because they just "arent attracted to you" and then you find the guy they are seeing, and there are consistencies that start to emerge. (btw nearly every girl above a 5.5 on earth is getting dick from some guy even if she claims to not be in a relationship) |
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08-07-2014, 11:04 AM | #291 |
MVP
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08-07-2014, 11:05 AM | #292 |
Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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It's hard to imagine that you look worse when you are shaven. That fuzzy wispy facial hair looks awful.
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08-07-2014, 11:05 AM | #293 |
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Maybe instead of trying to "slay a new hot chic" every weekend, you should become the kind of person that would rather make 1 lady smile every day of the year.
Average looking people outnumber "hot people", that's the truth. It's ok to not look like a rock star. I've always done well because I could make women laugh. Excessive smiling is proven to loosen panty elastic. Everyone has something about them of value to other sex. I out-kicked my coverage for sure and it wasn't because I was trying too hard, or the best looking guy in pursuit, or the tallest, or the most wealthy. |
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08-07-2014, 11:07 AM | #294 |
11-5, baby
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08-07-2014, 11:07 AM | #295 | |
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I've always punched above my weight class when it came to women that I've dated or been in relationships with. I've done that because I've never needed a woman to validate myself and I'm not afraid to tell a woman to **** off. |
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08-07-2014, 11:08 AM | #296 |
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I figured out what you need to do....just a simple name change.
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08-07-2014, 11:09 AM | #297 | |
Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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08-07-2014, 11:09 AM | #298 |
It's just a ride.
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That is literally the only advice anyone on this entire site can give you due to how hamstrung you are on appearances.
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08-07-2014, 11:10 AM | #299 |
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08-07-2014, 11:10 AM | #300 |
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