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Old 05-19-2014, 11:46 AM  
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I'm on a mission to shit
Five days ago I had surgery.

On the first day I did not shit. This did not surprise me, as I had not eaten since lunchtime the day before.

On the second day I did not shit. This did not surprise me, as the doctors informed me that I may experience constipation.

On the third day, I did not shit. I became concerned. I began eating apples, taking a stool softener, and enjoyed a large bowl of indian beans.

On the fourth day, I did not shit. My bowels began to feel...too full. I drank two large glasses of Metamucil and two tablespoons of milk of magnesia.

It is the fifth day, and I have not shat, though farts are coming profusely and with great force. I took two tablets of Senokot (recommended by my doctor) and downed a large bowl of Kellog's Fiber Plus about an hour ago.

I'm on a mission. To shit.

Please, God. Let me shit.
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Old 05-20-2014, 03:01 PM   #286
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Old 05-20-2014, 03:22 PM   #287
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Taco Bell is easily the cheapest enima you can buy. A couple $.89 burritos and you will be dropping napalm in under 30 mins.
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Old 05-20-2014, 04:01 PM   #288
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Old 05-20-2014, 04:05 PM   #289
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Old 05-20-2014, 04:06 PM   #290
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Old 05-20-2014, 04:08 PM   #291
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How are you not dehydrated?
I'm very dehydrated.
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Old 05-20-2014, 04:12 PM   #292
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I'm very dehydrated.
You need to drink quite a large amount of water then. You need to be pissing colorless urine to go along with your cataclysmic shits.
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Old 05-20-2014, 04:15 PM   #293
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I'm very dehydrated.
You need to drink lots of water. Dehydration + pain killers = big problems.
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Old 05-20-2014, 04:16 PM   #294
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You need to drink lots of water. Dehydration + pain killers = big problems.
I've been drinking all day. Just had some pedialyte actually.
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Old 05-20-2014, 04:18 PM   #295
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I've been drinking all day. Just had some pedialyte actually.
That's good.
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Old 05-20-2014, 04:21 PM   #296
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Old 05-20-2014, 04:28 PM   #297
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Afternoon update: Almost entirely without warning, a fecal slurry ejects itself from my rectum. I now must treat every quiver of my lower intestine as a possible warning sign of explosive diarrhea. Htismaqe officially added to my list of "People to Kill."

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Old 05-20-2014, 06:34 PM   #298
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Old 05-20-2014, 06:40 PM   #299
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Old 05-20-2014, 09:09 PM   #300
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