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Old 09-03-2004, 07:20 PM  
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What's your worst "oh shit" moment...
Failing to show up for an interview? Over sleeping on your wedding day?

What's your worst or most embarassing "oh shit" brainfart?
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Old 09-03-2004, 07:59 PM   #16
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having mom walk in on one of my "special" private moments...
I can top that…

Back when I was still in college and home for the summer me and a bunch of buddies got shit-faced and decided to shave our heads.

After about 3 more quarts of Yuengling I got dropped off and decide to lie on the couch and watch the booby channel for a little while. One thing lead to another and next thing ya know I’m in bed with Rosie and her five sisters.
Apparently I passed out before I finished.

Next thing I known its 5:00am and I’m waking up to my mom throwing sneakers at me yelling “wake up and go to bed!” and “what the hell did you do to your head”.

I was passed out on the couch spread eagle with a soft-core porn playing on the TV, a shaved head, my shorts and underwear around my ankles and pecker in my hand.

It was never brought up again.
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Old 09-03-2004, 08:03 PM   #17
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I can top that…

Back when I was still in college and home for the summer me and a bunch of buddies got shit-faced and decided to shave our heads.

After about 3 more quarts of Yuengling I got dropped off and decide to lie on the couch and watch the booby channel for a little while. One thing lead to another and next thing ya know I’m in bed with Rosie and her five sisters.
Apparently I passed out before I finished.

Next thing I known its 5:00am and I’m waking up to my mom throwing sneakers at me yelling “wake up and go to bed!” and “what the hell did you do to your head”.

I was passed out on the couch spread eagle with a soft-core porn playing on the TV, a shaved head, my shorts and underwear around my ankles and pecker in my hand.

It was never brought up again.
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Old 09-03-2004, 08:08 PM   #18
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ok.. I'll play.

I dated one girl all through HS. She came over one night when my parents were away... and sometime during the festivities, I tucked her panties into my pillow case.

The next day, my little brother gathered up all the pillows in the house. He was playing with his ninja turtles, and the pillows were mountains. When he was done, the pillows didn't get put back on the right beds. (I'm sure you can see where I'm goin' with this)

My mom was a rather large woman. When she found a pair of tiny teal blue french-cut panties in my dad's pillow case, she was rather upset. She litterally screamed my name... and I came running in, wondering what was going on. There she was in tears.. and she says, "Please tell me you know where these came from." She was totally conviced my dad had cheated. I blurted out.. "Yeah, mom. They're Shelley's."

I lived at the gf's house for 3 weeks afer that. To this day, she doesn't believe it didn't happen in her bed.
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Old 09-03-2004, 08:17 PM   #19
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Car accidents are fun.

One time I woke up as I drove my car into the rear-end of another.

Then there was the time I found out I had a bad front-right tire in the rain. I had plenty of room in my OWN lane but I hydroplaned into the lane next to me and rear-ended another guy.
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Old 09-03-2004, 08:22 PM   #20
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Coast HWY 1 on a crotch rocket somewhere north of San Fran and South of fort bragg. I was whipping around cars on a very twisty stretch of black top. Well I hit a very low speed switchback at a speed that was just not possible for the curve. Needless to say I wadded up my bike and I physically bounced off of a tree. Luckily my ass slid along the ground long enough to scrub off the physical speed of said ass and the impact of the tree was just enough to make me awfully sore for about a month.

It took a couple of the folks I had recently passed to help me get my bike back up to the road. I had to ride all the way back to San Fran with a bent up bike. To top it off on the way back I got a freaking speeding ticket in the little town of Ukiah.
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Old 09-03-2004, 08:31 PM   #21
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Can't top some of these, but I'll play.

1. When I was about 6, I was climbing a friend's treehouse ladder. It was poorly put together, with nails sticking out. I expressed concern to my friend, who dismissed it, so I took one step up and ... felt a tugging near my right knee. Took a few stitches to close, after the ER folks got the bleeding to stop.

2. Late after prom night, I took my gf/future wife back home to ... well, you know, it was prom night. My sister was spending the night at a friend's house, and since she had a waterbed, we went in her room. I figured my folks were sound asleep (this was like 2 a.m.). Well, a few minutes into it, the cat started scratching at the door to come in. We ignored it, but it was enough to wake Mom, who opened the door to let the cat in and ... quickly closed it.
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Old 09-03-2004, 08:33 PM   #22
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Coast HWY 1 on a crotch rocket somewhere north of San Fran and South of fort bragg. I was whipping around cars on a very twisty stretch of black top. Well I hit a very low speed switchback at a speed that was just not possible for the curve. Needless to say I wadded up my bike and I physically bounced off of a tree. Luckily my ass slid along the ground long enough to scrub off the physical speed of said ass and the impact of the tree was just enough to make me awfully sore for about a month.

It took a couple of the folks I had recently passed to help me get my bike back up to the road. I had to ride all the way back to San Fran with a bent up bike. To top it off on the way back I got a freaking speeding ticket in the little town of Ukiah.
I don't ride bikes but a buddy of mine once told me "You ride them awhile, then they ride you awhile". Almost everyone who rides bikes will testify to this.
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Old 09-03-2004, 08:37 PM   #23
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Can't top some of these, but I'll play.

1. When I was about 6, I was climbing a friend's treehouse ladder. It was poorly put together, with nails sticking out. I expressed concern to my friend, who dismissed it, so I took one step up and ... felt a tugging near my right knee. Took a few stitches to close, after the ER folks got the bleeding to stop.

2. Late after prom night, I took my gf/future wife back home to ... well, you know, it was prom night. My sister was spending the night at a friend's house, and since she had a waterbed, we went in her room. I figured my folks were sound asleep (this was like 2 a.m.). Well, a few minutes into it, the cat started scratching at the door to come in. We ignored it, but it was enough to wake Mom, who opened the door to let the cat in and ... quickly closed it.
Bwhahahahaha. I'll bet your mom thought you were wrasslin.
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Old 09-03-2004, 08:40 PM   #24
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I don't ride bikes but a buddy of mine once told me "You ride them awhile, then they ride you awhile". Almost everyone who rides bikes will testify to this.
Yeah there are those of us who have crashed and those who are going to!
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Old 09-03-2004, 08:50 PM   #25
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Yeah there are those of us who have crashed and those who are going to!
Yeah, I grew up on the Oklahoma/Kansas border. That same buddy told me he started wrecking in Oklahoma and wrecked clear up into Kansas.
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Old 09-03-2004, 08:55 PM   #26
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I was 36 and wanted to revisit my youth so decided to go tubing at the largest hill in town.Once at the top a few of the teenagers dared me to go off the snow ramp they had built about halfway down.

No problem I thought,I'll show these kids.

Long story short,I got got a good run,dove on top the innertube and was off,picking up speed rapidly.

When I hit the ramp I lost what little grip I had on the slick tube and as I went airborne a good 6 foot the tube went one way and Nzoner the other.As I recall I yelled something like Oh Shit and I was falling towards the snow packed hill.I put out my arm to break the fall which caused my elbow to get jammed into my ribcage and ending up cracking 3 ribs.
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Old 09-03-2004, 08:55 PM   #27
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It's my second week on the job....I'm attending a demo of a bolt-on software package that the company is considering buying for the Credit Department. I knew more about the software and it's capabilities than the salesperson because we had used it at my previous company and was not the least bit impressed with it then.

After the salesperson finished the presentation, I preceded to hit the guy hard with all the questions about compatability, functionality, and support....you could tell he was taken back. I recounted the problems that i had encountered at my previous employer, and his collar was getting tighter......

After he left we were having a discussion...the Director of IT and 2 members from his team, VP of Finance (my boss), the Compliance and Deductions Manager, 2 people from Logistics, and 2 people from my team. I listened to everyone give their opinion acting as if they had just discovered gold, and decided I couldn't take it anymore. So when it came my turn to speak, I let go.....ending my diatribe with: "I'm not sure who did their research on this program, but you did a pretty poor job of it....."

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Old 09-03-2004, 09:28 PM   #28
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Then there was the time I found out I had a bad front-right tire in the rain. I had plenty of room in my OWN lane but I hydroplaned into the lane next to me and rear-ended another guy.


Reminds me... driving with a friend to Pennsylvania on Memorial Day weekend... driving in the single worst downpour I had ever encountered while behind the wheel just outside of St. Loser.... about midnight/1am... The rain starts to let up as we're entering the city, and in one instant I see a pool of standing water just ahead, and in the next instant the car in front of me slams on his breaks... losing control, and hits the barrier to my left.... That's not the "Oh shit!" moment... he then comes back across the 3 lanes, nearly taking me out with him. I clearly remember the choice word being "F!!!".

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This is a minor "Oh shit!" for me, but this one guy had like 10 of them... coming home from Maryville one day... in the left lane of the 2 lane highway... with a few cars in front of me, and a few to the side of me... all of a sudden, I notice the SUV a few cars up change lanes real fast.... then the next one swerved over, then the one in front of me. Obviously, going 70 mph, it all happens within a second, so I've barely slowed down by the time I see a huge spare tire in the middle of my lane. The car in front of me had cutoff someone to the side of me, so the only place to go was shoulder/grass to the left.

As I was making back onto the road, the car that had originally been in front of me was heading back into the left lane... I was ready for it, and hit the breaks.... I was fine, but while he was in between lanes, he looks over his shoulder, sees me, and proceeds to turn his wheel 90 degrees to the right. I could see why he would be freaking out, but when you're going 60 mph, it's not wise to do that. He ends up hitting another car and causing a 3 or 4 car wreck.
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Old 09-03-2004, 09:40 PM   #29
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My high school sweetheart's dad came home from work and caught me and her sister naked in the closet, we hid in the closet and he walked right up to it and opened it. I still cringe when I re-live that moment.
so you were fooling around IN THE CLOSET with your high school sweethearts sister?
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