Prayer Request Help! A Rabbit Ate My Possum! - Page 2

Sofa King · 05-24-2012, 01:40 PM

So my prick of a neighbor recently received a gay ass looking white rabbit as a gift. Well the son of a bitch has big sharp teeth, and he can jump.... And now i have to look at all the bones of my poor pet possum (who i named Pestilence because she was extremely lazy, ugly and she smelled like shit 99% of the time).

Any ideas on how I can kill this damn rabbit? I've tried a frontal attack, but i was forced to run away after it killed several of my buddies by biting their heads off. (I was warned but i didn't listen... Who knew it was such a killer).

Okie_Apparition · 05-25-2012, 07:03 AM

Carrot Top has cancelled all his upcoming shows
until further notice

Fritz88 · 05-25-2012, 07:27 AM

Poison it.

Radar Chief · 05-25-2012, 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod

It was my second thought. My first thought was how much I hate possums.

^This. Consider yourself lucky, opossums are ****ing nasty, basically a giant sewer rat.

**Bwana** · 05-25-2012, 07:50 AM

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05-24-2012, 01:40 PM
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05-25-2012, 07:03 AM	#16
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05-25-2012, 07:27 AM	#17
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