Sex Topic : What do u ask the girl when u want to have sex ? - Page 2

royr17 · 08-20-2004, 06:08 PM

Ok fellows a little help here see theres this girl coming over on monday night, i like her and she likes me.

As i am ashame to say that i am still a virgin but im asking all you fellows that have experienced this what do u tell the girl when u want to have sex with her ?

How do u approach her about it ?

What do u say to her about it ?

Any help would be useful.

Thanks guys.

**Skip Towne** · 08-20-2004, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

When I was single, I usually broached the question by asking, "How much?"

I'll bet that's right.

PastorMikH · 08-20-2004, 06:18 PM

First, you say, "Will You Marry Me"

After she says "yes" and "I Do", then you can beg like most men do.

Hammock Parties · 08-20-2004, 06:18 PM

Oh dear lord.

Valiant · 08-20-2004, 06:19 PM

your place or hers...

kiss her when you first see her as a welcome kiss..if she does not pull away you are good to go later on..

later on if 'welcome kiss worked'

music/laughter/ then kiss her agian..if she wants it will follow its course...

or endelt it..leave the bitch at home and go porking as i am told...

Raiderhater · 08-20-2004, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by PastorMikH

First, you say, "Will You Marry Me"

After she says "yes" and "I Do", then you can beg like most men do.

This idea ought to go over well with many of the members.

**Mr. Kotter** · 08-20-2004, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by PastorMikH

First, you say, "Will You Marry Me"

After she says "yes" and "I Do", then you can beg like most men do.

Jenson71 · 08-20-2004, 06:20 PM

I don't need to ask. I just knock them out.

David. · 08-20-2004, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Jenson71

I don't need to ask. I just knock them out.

how do you know your own hand out

DJay23 · 08-20-2004, 06:21 PM

ok, i'm better now.

here's the thing dude. my experience (while not as great as ENDelt's, I'm still flying free off my frequent flyer miles) is that you don't ask in these situations. if it happens it happens. just start out with a little making out and let the rest take care of itself. if you come (pun intended) right out after it, especially a youngin, you most likely turn her off, unless she's a nympho, which is like striking oil when digging in a garden.

big nasty kcnut · 08-20-2004, 06:22 PM

Well roy tell her if she would like to ride the snake lol j/k

Tell her do you want to do it. If she say yes take it slow and just ask her if she want to do something. Let her control the sex you just go along for the ride.

**Skip Towne** · 08-20-2004, 06:22 PM

What? Nobody has mentioned the obvious? Ask Slayer.

**Mr. Kotter** · 08-20-2004, 06:23 PM

Not after she tells you "Aunt Flo is visiting"....definitely NOT then, though.....

Jenson71 · 08-20-2004, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by David.

how do you know your own hand out

Wrap it in ice for twenty minutes.

Raiderhater · 08-20-2004, 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJay23

I'm too mesmerized by David's sigline to respond to the question.

Thank God! He finally changed it!

**Mr. Kotter** · 08-20-2004, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by kcnut

Well roy tell her if she would like to ride the snake lol j/k

Tell her do you want to do it. If she say yes take it slow and just ask her if she want to do something. Let her control the sex you just go along for the ride.

There you go, CP's own Leon..."The Ladie's Man" has spoken.

Take heed.

Nut, you forgot the "Kavaseay"

08-20-2004, 06:08 PM
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PastorMikH Will KC ever be better? Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Land of Red Dirt & Necks Casino cash: $9925087	First, you say, "Will You Marry Me" After she says "yes" and "I Do", then you can beg like most men do. __________________
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Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $2690478	Oh dear lord.
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Valiant Valiant 'The Thread Killer' Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Kansas City Casino cash: $5382380	your place or hers... kiss her when you first see her as a welcome kiss..if she does not pull away you are good to go later on.. later on if 'welcome kiss worked' music/laughter/ then kiss her agian..if she wants it will follow its course... or endelt it..leave the bitch at home and go porking as i am told...
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Jenson71 fides quaerens intellectum Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: United States Casino cash: $8330900	I don't need to ask. I just knock them out.
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08-20-2004, 06:21 PM	#24
DJay23 Rock Chalk Jayhawk Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: PA Casino cash: $1203317	ok, i'm better now. here's the thing dude. my experience (while not as great as ENDelt's, I'm still flying free off my frequent flyer miles) is that you don't ask in these situations. if it happens it happens. just start out with a little making out and let the rest take care of itself. if you come (pun intended) right out after it, especially a youngin, you most likely turn her off, unless she's a nympho, which is like striking oil when digging in a garden. __________________ "True bliss is not something you search for, true bliss is already living inside us all, and sometimes it takes a roomfull of others to lead us to the mirror of your soul." - CosmicPal (10-3-03)
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big nasty kcnut The pizza king of kansas Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Somewhere in the u.s.a. Casino cash: $-349100	Well roy tell her if she would like to ride the snake lol j/k Tell her do you want to do it. If she say yes take it slow and just ask her if she want to do something. Let her control the sex you just go along for the ride. __________________ When it's grim, be the grim reaper and go get it. Adopt a chiefs Travis Kelce. You woke up the wrong mother****er!
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