I'm on a mission to shit

[Hammock Parties]

Five days ago I had surgery.

On the first day I did not shit. This did not surprise me, as I had not eaten since lunchtime the day before.

On the second day I did not shit. This did not surprise me, as the doctors informed me that I may experience constipation.

On the third day, I did not shit. I became concerned. I began eating apples, taking a stool softener, and enjoyed a large bowl of indian beans.

On the fourth day, I did not shit. My bowels began to feel...too full. I drank two large glasses of Metamucil and two tablespoons of milk of magnesia.

It is the fifth day, and I have not shat, though farts are coming profusely and with great force. I took two tablets of Senokot (recommended by my doctor) and downed a large bowl of Kellog's Fiber Plus about an hour ago.

I'm on a mission. To shit.

Please, God. Let me shit.

[Pepe Silvia]

You should have a big order of nachos with the works, jalapenos,sour cream etc., you will be shitting your ass out.

[srvy]

There is an enema in someones future.

[Dayze]

taco bell

[Pepe Silvia]

How many days can you go without shitting before you die? This thread got me curious.

[tooge]

You should be effaced. You should start dilating soon. Push hard, but not too hard, and breath alot. You will be fine.

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by PackerinMo

How many days can you go without shitting before you die?

I don't know but I passed on Waldo Pizza the other night because I was afraid of getting too backed up.

[Dayze]

I routinely go 2-3 days without making a deposit.
I'm sure I'm broken. lol

[htismaqe]

Originally Posted by Dante84

That's not going to get him into a Boardwalk Empire situation, is it?

You know, the scene where the kid spikes the other kids drink with this stuff, then the kid shits blood and dies?

Good God no.

It's a saline laxative. All it does is draw water into the bowel. If you drank more than the recommended dosage it can cause other issues but perforation of the intestine certainly isn't one of them.

[King_Chief_Fan]

clogged drain?...........

[Dayze]

[Pepe Silvia]

We now have a shit thread next to the Ham thread, ugh.

[ptlyon]

Two words: obstructed bowel

That's serious shit

[Dayze]

enema time. my newphew years back was stopped up for like 4-5 days for whatever reason, and he had to get 'cleaned out'.

[htismaqe]

Originally Posted by ptlyon

Two words: obstructed bowel

That's serious shit

Highly unlikely.

If he had an obstruction, he'd likely be vomiting.

[htismaqe]

Originally Posted by Dayze

enema time. my newphew years back was stopped up for like 4-5 days for whatever reason, and he had to get 'cleaned out'.

Saline laxative works just as well as is far less "intrusive".