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Yes. I use talcum powder after every shower, and I feel clean, dry and ready to take on the world! Rar! | 20 | 17.09% | |
Yes, but I fear talc. I buy the expensive stuff without talc, because of some article I read about cancer risk. | 10 | 8.55% | |
Only if I have jock itch. | 38 | 32.48% | |
Ball Powder? Huh? What the hell are you talking about? On a completely seperate, unrelated note, my crotch is chafing. | 44 | 37.61% | |
I am female, and I find this thread to be highly amusing. | 5 | 4.27% | |
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04-07-2012, 11:43 PM | #18 |
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Eh. If God meant for my ballsack to smell lovely, he would have made a separate orifice for pissing.
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04-07-2012, 11:43 PM | #19 | |
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Its also hilarious, how these companies try to advertise their product very vaguely, as "body powder", or alternatively for sheets before sleeping, and that it provides "freshness", but everyone knows its ball powder. Who the hell sprinkles this stuff in their bed?
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04-07-2012, 11:43 PM | #20 |
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It's got nothing to do with urine really lol. It's for sweat. You don't ever get batwings when it's hot out? You use deodorant for your armpits right? Well this is basically the armpit of an obese giant, with an asshole and cock&balls an inch in either direction.
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04-07-2012, 11:46 PM | #22 |
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Well, in general, if it didn't smell down there, a romantic female companion might be more willing to expose their nose to that area...
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It's like the rush you get from eating a York Peppermint Patty. You feel re-energized. Like nothing can stop you in your endeavors. You're a superhero basically. With fresh testicles.
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This thread has given me a new outlook on life. I'm gonna start a company that makes ball powder. I'm gonna call it Chowder Powder. I don't feel like anyone's really cornered that market yet. I feel like with the right marketing techniques and a good brand of ball dust that will knock your undies off, I can take home the testicle hygiene treasure.
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