****OFFICIAL 2024 Saccopoo CP Mock Draft Thread****

[staylor26]

START DATE AND TIME: Monday, March 11th, noon central

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1. 12 hours for each pick. Unless it's on the weekends.....then your clock can go **** itself.

2. Make sure that you have PMs turned on. After you make your selection, PM the next person up to let them know that they're on the clock. If you know that you aren't going to be on and able to make your selection, PM a list of your desired picks (in the order you want them) to someone else. You can send those to me, or some other poster you trust. Make sure the person who selects before you knows who to alert when your team is on the clock. If you miss your pick, you will be skipped and you'll have to make your pick as soon as you can. If you miss two consecutive picks, you lose your teams.

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4. Do a search of the thread before you pick to make sure that the player hasn't been selected. If you pick a player that has already been drafted, you face the wrath of the entire thread and you'll have to correct it. So don't make a pick and then leave for 14 hours. Stick around and make sure that you didn't **** up.

5. I and everybody else who help operate this mock try to keep up on NFL offseason news while the draft is in session. We input the comp picks, and we're usually good about adjusting the order for any blockbuster trades that may occur where the previously made picks aren't affected, but sometimes we miss things. It may be a good idea to keep up-to-date on your team's offseason moves regarding their supply of draft picks and let us know if stuff comes up so we can make the changes to the draft order. No, in the end, the true order will likely not be 100% perfect or accurate, but shit happens when you do mocks a month before a draft starts.

Round 1


1. Chicago Bears - RealSNR - Caleb Williams, QB, USC
2. Washington Commanders - Rain Man - Jayden Daniels, QB, LSU
3. New England Patriots - ModSocks - J.J. McCarthy, QB, Michigan
4. Arizona Cardinals - staylor26 - Marvin Harrison Jr., WR, Ohio St.
5. Los Angeles Chargers - duncan_idaho - Joe Alt, OT, Notre Dame
6. New York Giants - Couch-Potato - Drake Maye, QB, North Carolina
7. Tennessee Titans - Titty Meat - Malik Nabers, WR, LSU
8. Atlanta Falcons - O.city - Rome Odunze, WR, Washington
9. Chicago Bears - RealSNR - Brock Bowers, TE, Georgia
10. New York Jets - kccrow - Olu Fashanu, OT, Penn St.
11. Minnesota Vikings - ntexascardfan - Byron Murphy, DT, Texas
12. Denver Broncos - Chargem - Cooper DeJean, CB, Iowa
13. Las Vegas Raiders - JPH83 - Taliese Fuaga, OT/OG, Oregon St.
14. New Orleans Saints - BossChief - Dallas Turner, EDGE, Alabama
15. Indianapolis Colts - GloucesterChief - Jared Verse, EDGE, FSU
16. Seattle Seahawks - Mecca - Laiatu Latu, EDGE, UCLA
17. Jacksonville Jaguars - staylor26 - Quinyon Mitchell, CB, Toledo
18. Cincinnati Bengals - Rain Man - Jer'Zhan Newton, DT, Illinois
19. Los Angeles Rams - bigjosh - Chop Robinson, EDGE, Penn St.
20. Pittsburgh Steelers - Kellerfox - Terrion Arnold, CB, Alabama
21. Miami Dolphins - Mecca - Troy Fautanu, OT/OG, Washington
22. Philadelphia Eagles - kccrow - Nate Wiggins, CB, Clemson
23. Houston Texans - ntexascardfan - Kool-Aid McKinstry, CB, Alabama
24. Dallas Cowboys - O.city - Amarius Mims, OT, Georgia
25. Green Bay Packers - RealSNR - Tyler Guyton, OT, Oklahoma
26. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - GloucesterChief - Brian Thomas Jr., WR, LSU
27. Arizona Cardinals - staylor26 - Darius Robinson, DE/DT, Missouri
28. Buffalo Bills - ModSocks - Adonai Mitchell, WR, Texas
29. Detroit Lions - Couch-Potato - Ennis Rakestraw Jr., CB, Missouri
30. Baltimore Ravens - JPH83 - Xavier Worthy, WR, Texas
31. San Francisco 49ers - duncan_idaho - Jackson Powers-Johnson, IOL, Oregon
32) Kansas City Chiefs - Chargem - J.C. Latham, OT, Alabama



Round 2

33. Carolina Panthers - TambaBerry - T.J. Tampa, CB, Iowa St.
34. New England Patriots - ModSocks - Keon Coleman, WR, FSU
35. Arizona Cardinals - staylor26 - Graham Barton, OL, Duke
36. Washington Commanders - Rain Man - Jordan Morgan, OT, Arizona
37. Los Angeles Chargers - duncan_idaho - Kris Jenkins, DT, Michigan
38. Tennessee Titans - Titty Meat - Kingsley Suamataia, OT, BYU
39. New York Giants - Couch-Potato - Ja'Tavion Sanders, TE, Texas
40. Washington Commanders - Rain Man - Chris Braswell, DE, Alabama
41. Green Bay Packers - RealSNR - Ladd McConkey, WR, Georgia
42. Minnesota Vikings - ntexascardfan - Michael Penix Jr., QB, Washington
43. Atlanta Falcons - O.city - Adisa Isaac, EDGE, Penn St.
44. Las Vegas Raiders - JPH83 - Bo Nix, QB, Oregon
45. New Orleans Saints - BossChief - Zach Frazier, IOL, West Virginia
46. Indianapolis Colts - GloucesterChief - Xavier Legette, WR, South Carolina
47. New York Giants - Couch-Potato - Troy Franklin, WR, Oregon
48. Jacksonville Jaguars - staylor26 - Roman Wilson, WR, Michigan
49. Cincinnati Bengals - Rain Man - Jonathan Brooks, RB, Texas
50. Philadelphia Eagles - kccrow - Edgerrin Cooper, LB, Texas A&M
51. Pittsburgh Steelers - Kellerfox - Tyler Nubin, S, Minnesota
52. Los Angeles Rams - bigjosh - Ruke Orhorhoro, DT Clemson
53. Philadelphia Eagles - kccrow - Kamari Lassiter, CB, Georgia
54. Cleveland Browns - Titty Meat - Braden Fiske, DT, Florida State
55. Miami Dolphins - Mecca - T'Vondre Sweat, DT, Texas
56. Dallas Cowboys - O.city - Cedric Gray, LB, North Carolina
57. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - GloucesterChief - Cooper Beebee, OG, Kansas St.
58. Green Bay Packers - RealSNR - Junior Colson, LB, Michigan
59. Houston Texans - ntexascardfan - Kiran Amegadjie, OT, Yale
60. Buffalo Bills - ModSocks - Bralen Trice, EDGE, Washington
61. Detroit Lions - Couch-Potato - Payton Wilson, LB, NC St.
62. Baltimore Ravens - JPH83 - Christian Haynes, OG, UConn
63. San Francisco 49ers - duncan_idaho - Marshawn Kneeland, EDGE, Western Michigan
64. Kansas City Chiefs - Chargem - Jermaine Burton, WR, Alabama




Round 3


65. Carolina Panthers - TambaBerry - Dominick Puni, G, Kansas
66. Arizona Cardinals - staylor26 - Ricky Pearsall, WR, Florida
67. Washington Commanders - Rain Man - Austin Booker, EDGE, Kansas
68. New England Patriots - ModSocks - Jonah Ellis, EDGE, Utah
69. Los Angeles Chargers - duncan_idaho - Trey Benson, RB, FSU
70. New York Giants - Couch-Potato - Jaylen Wright, RB, Tennessee
71. Arizona Cardinals - staylor26 - Renardo Green, CB, FSU
72. New York Jets - kccrow - Malachi Corley, WR, Western Kentucky
73. Detroit Lions - Couch-Potato - Mekhi Wingo, DT, LSU
74. Atlanta Falcons - O.city - D.J. James, CB Auburn
75. Chicago Bears - RealSNR - Dadrion Taylor-Demerson, S, Texas Tech
76. Denver Broncos - Chargem - Spencer Rattler, QB, South Carolina
77. Las Vegas Raiders - JPH83 - Mike Sainristil, CB, Michigan
78. Seattle Seahawks - Mecca - Jeremiah Trotter Jr., LB, Clemson
79. Atlanta Falcons - O.city - Kamren Kinchens, S, Miami
80. Cincinnati Bengals - Rain Man - Patrick Paul, OT, Houston
81. Seattle Seahawks - Mecca - Myles Cole, EDGE, Texas Tech
82. Indianapolis Colts - GloucesterChief - Max Melton, CB, Rutgers
83. Los Angeles Rams - bigjosh - Theo Johnson, TE, Penn State
84. Pittsburgh Steelers - Kellerfox - Sedrick Van Pran, C, Georgia
85. Cleveland Browns - Titty Meat - Ja'Lynn Polk, WR, Washington
86. Houston Texans - ntexascardfan - Maason Smith, DT, LSU
87. Dallas Cowboys - O.city - Calen Bullock, S, USC
88. Green Bay Packers - RealSNR - Kris Abrams-Draine, CB, Missouri
89. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - GloucesterChief - Javon Bullard, S, Georgia
90. Arizona Cardinals - staylor26 - Christian Mahogany, G, Boston College
91. Green Bay Packers - RealSNR - Zak Zinter, G, Michigan
92. Detroit Lions - Couch-Potato - Brandon Dorlus, DT/DE, Oregon
93. Baltimore Ravens - JPH83 - Khyree Jackson, CB, Oregon
94. San Francisco 49ers - duncan_idaho - Javon Baker, WR, UCF
95. Kansas City Chiefs - Chargem - Devontez Walker, WR, North Carolina
96. Jacksonville Jaguars - staylor26 - Blake Fisher, OT, Notre Dame
97. Pittsburgh Steelers - Kellerfox - Jalen McMillan, WR, Washington
98. Los Angeles Rams - bigjosh - Johnny Dixon, CB, Penn St.
99. Washington Commanders - Rain Man - Caelen Carson, CB, Wake Forest



Round 4


100. Carolina Panthers - TambaBerry - Brenden Rice, WR, USC
101. Washington Commanders - Rain Man - Cade Stover, TE, Ohio St
102. New England Patriots - ModSocks - Tyler Davis, DT, Clemson
103. Arizona Cardinals - staylor26 - Blake Corum, RB, Michigan
104. Los Angeles Chargers - duncan_idaho - Johnny Wilson, WR, Florida St.
105. Tennessee Titans - Titty Meat - MarShawn Lloyd, RB, USC
106. New York Giants - Couch-Potato - Jordan Jefferson, DT, LSU
107. Minnesota Vikings - ntexascardfan - Cole Bishop, S, Utah
108. Atlanta Falcons - O.city - DeWayne Carter, DT, Duke
109. Chicago Bears - RealSNR - Gabriel Murphy, EDGE, UCLA
110. New York Jets - kccrow - Ben Sinnott, TE, Kansas St.
111. Las Vegas Raiders - JPH83 - Marist Liufau, LB, Notre Dame
112. New York Jets - kccrow - Jaden Hicks, S, Washington St.
113. Jacksonville Jaguars - staylor26 - Mason McCormick, OG, South Dakota St.
114. Cincinnati Bengals - Rain Man - Cam Hart, CB, Notre Dame
115. Jacksonville Jaguars - staylor26 - Leonard Taylor, DT, Miami
116. Indianapolis Colts - GloucesterChief - Beau Brade, S, Maryland
117. Seattle Seahawks - Mecca - Matt Goncalves, OG, Pittsburgh
118. Pittsburgh Steelers - Kellerfox - Christian Jones, OT, Texas
119. Philadelphia Eagles - kccrow - Michael Hall, DT, Ohio St.
120. Denver Broncos - Chargem - Jamari Thrash, WR, Louisville
121. Chicago Bears - RealSNR - Malik Washington, WR, Virginia
122. Houston Texans - ntexascardfan - Tahj Washington, WR, USC
123. San Francisco 49ers - duncan_idao- Javon Foster, OT, Missouri
124. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - GloucesterChief - Beaux Limmer, C, Arkansas
125. Green Bay Packers - RealSNR - Fabien Lovett Sr., DT, Florida State
126. Houston Texans -ntexascardfan - Javion Cohen, OG, Miami
127. Buffalo Bills - ModSocks - Tykee Smith, S, Georgia
128. Minnesota Vikings - ntexascardfan - Trevor Keegan, IOL, Michigan
129. Baltimore Ravens - JPH83 - Javon Solomon, EDGE, Troy
130. Kansas City Chiefs - Chargem - Andru Phillips, CB, Kentucky
131. San Francisco 49ers - duncan_idaho - Tip Reimann, TE, Illinois
132. Buffalo Bills - ModSocks -Hunter Nourzad, C, Penn St.
133. New York Jets - kccrow - Michael Pratt, QB, Tulane
134. San Francisco 49ers - duncan_idaho - Trevin Wallace, LB, Kentucky


Round 5


135. Denver Broncos - Chargem - Xavier Thomas, EDGE, Clemson
136. New England Patriots - ModSocks - Elijah Jones, CB, Boston College
137. Arizona Cardinals - staylor26 - Jackson McKinnley, DT, Texas A&M
138. Washington Commanders - Rain Man - Isaiah Adams, G, Illinois
139. Los Angeles Chargers - duncan_idaho - Kalen King, CB, Penn St.
140. Carolina Panthers - TambaBerry - Dallin Holker, TE, Colorado St.
141. Carolina Panthers - TambaBerry - Justin Eboigbe, Edge, Alabama
142. Atlanta Falcons - O.city - Jordan Davis, DE, Mississippi St.
143. Buffalo Bills - ModSocks - Luke McCaffrey WR, Rice
144. Denver Broncos - Chargem - Bucky Irving, RB, Oregon
145. Tennessee Titans - Titty Meat - Nehemiah Pritchett, CB, Auburn
146. Denver Broncos. - Chargem - Khristian Boyd, DT, Northern Iowa
147. Las Vegas Raiders - JPH83 - Isaac Guerendo, RB, Louisville
148. Cincinnati Bengals - Rain Man - Cedric Johnson, EDGE, Mississippi
149. New Orleans Saints - BossChief - Jacob Cowing, WR, Arizona
150. Indianapolis Colts - GloucesterChief - Gabe Hall, DT, Baylor
151. Washington Commanders - Rain Man - Ryan Flournoy, WR, Southeast Missouri St.
152. Jacksonville Jaguars - staylor26 - Ray Davis, RB, Kentucky
153. Los Angeles Rams - bigjosh - Jha'Quan Jackson, WR, Tulane
154. Los Angeles Rams - bigjosh - Roger Rosengarten, OT, Washington
155. Cleveland Browns - Titty Meat - Jordan Magee LB Temple
156. Minnesota Vikings - ntexascardfan - Ainias Smith, WR, Texas A&M
157. Miami Dolphins - Mecca - Sataoa Laumea, OG, Utah
158. Kansas City Chiefs - Mohamed Kamara, EDGE, Colorado St.
159. Buffalo Bills - ModSocks - DeVere Levelston, DT, SMU
160. Philadelphia Eagles - kccrow - Xavier Weaver, WR, Colorado
161. Arizona Cardinals - staylor26 - Chau Smith-Wade, CB, Washington St.
162. Buffalo Bills - ModSocks - Trente Jones, OT, Michigan
163. Detroit Lions - Couch-Potato - Cornelius Johnson,WR, Michigan
164. Baltimore Ravens - JPH83 - Kamal Hadden, CB, Tennessee
165. New York Giants - Couch-Potato - Jaylin Simpson, DB, Auburn
166. Minnesota Vikings - ntexascardfan - Tyrone Tracy, RB, Purdue
167. New Orleans Saints - BossChief - Jordan Travis, QB, Florida State
168. Green Bay Packers - RealSNR - Brennan Jackson, EDGE, Washington State
169. New Orleans Saints - BossChief - Will Shipley, RB, Clemson
170. Philadelphia Eagles - kccrow - Braelon Allen, RB, Wisconsin
171. Philadelphia Eagles - kccrow - Kitan Oladapo, S, Oregon St.
172. Kansas City Chiefs - Chargem - Erick All, TE, Iowa
173. Dallas Cowboys - O.city - Cody Schrader, RB, Missouri
174. New Orleans Saints - BossChief - Julian Pearl, OT, Illinois
175. San Francisco 49ers - duncan_idaho - James Williams, S, Miami


Round 6


177. Minnesota Vikings - ntexascardfan - Ty'ron Hopper, LB, Missouri
178. Pittsburgh Steelers - Kellerfox - Jaden Crumedy, DT, Mississippi St.
179. Seattle Seahawks - Mecca - Audric Estime, RB, Notre Dame
180. New England Patriots - ModSocks -Brandon Coleman, OT, TCU
181. Los Angeles Chargers - duncan_idaho - Bub Means, WR, Pittsburgh
182. Tennessee Titans - Titty Meat - Drake Stoops, WR, Oklahoma
183. New York Giants - Couch-Potato - Tanor Bortolini, OL, Wisconsin
184. Miami Dolphins - Mecca - Caedan Wallace, OT, Penn St.
185. New York Jets - kccrow - Tommy Eichenberg, LB, Ohio State
186. Arizona Cardinals - staylor26 - Michael Barrett, LB, Michigan
187. Atlanta Falcons - O.city - Keaton Bills, OG, Utah
188. Houston Texans - ntexascardfan - Jalen Green, DE, James Madison
189. Houston Texans - ntexascardfan - Kimani Vidal, RB, Troy
190. New Orleans Saints - BossChief - Logan Lee, DL, Iowa
191. Indianapolis Colts - GloucesterChief - Tyrice Knight, LB, UTEP
192. Seattle Seahawks - Mecca - Sione Vaki, LB, Utah
193. New England Patriots - ModSocks - Tyler Harrell, WR, Miami
194. Cincinnati Bengals - Rain Man - Anthony Gould, WR, Oregon St.
195. Pittsburgh Steelers - Kellerfox - Jalyx Hunt, DE, Houston
196. Los Angeles Rams - bigjosh - Frank Gore Jr. RB, Southern Miss
197. Atlanta Falcons - O.city- Steele Chambers, LB, Ohio St.
198. Miami Dolphins - Mecca - Malik Mustapha, S, Wake Forest
199. New Orleans Saints - BossChief - J.D. Bertrand, LB, Notre Dame
200. Buffalo Bills - ModSocks - Rasheen Ali, RB, Marshall
201. Detroit Lions - Couch-Potato - Blake Watson, RB, Memphis
202. Green Bay Packers - RealSNR - Myles Harden, CB, South Dakota
203. Denver Broncos - Chargem - Drake Nugent, C, Michigan
204. Buffalo Bills - ModSocks - Jarrian Jones, CB, FSU
205. Detroit Lions - Couch-Potato - Decamerion Richardson, CB, Mississippi St.
206. Cleveland Browns - Titty Meat - Dylan Laube, RB, New Hampshire
207. Denver Broncos - Chargem - Marcus Rosemy-Jacksaint, WR, Georgia
208. Las Vegas Raiders - JPH83 - Isaiah Williams, WR, Illinois
209. Los Angeles Rams - bigjosh - Isaiah Davis, RB, South Dakota St.
210. Philadelphia Eagles - kccrow - Delmar Glaze, OT, Maryland
211. San Francisco 49ers - duncan_idaho - Dominique Hampton, S, Washington
212. Jacksonville Jaguars - staylor26 - Dwight McGlothern, CB, Arkansas
213. Los Angeles Rams - bigjosh - Tarheeb Still, CB, Maryland
214. Cincinnati Bengals - Rain Man - Walter Rouse, OT, Oklahoma
215. San Francisco 49ers - duncan_idaho - Dylan McMahon, IOL, N.C. State
216. Dallas Cowboys - O.city - Curtis Jacobs, LB, Penn St.
217. Los Angeles Rams - bigjosh - Brevyn Spann-Ford, TE, Minnesota
218. Baltimore Ravens - JPH83 - Darius Muasau, LB, UCLA
219. Green Bay Packers - RealSNR - Devin Leary, QB, Kentucky
220. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - GloucesterChief - Jaylan Ford, LB, Texas



Round 7


221. Kansas City Chiefs - Chargem - Jaden Shirden, RB, Monmouth
222. Washington Commanders - Rain Man - Jarvis Brownlee, CB, Louisville
223. Las Vegas Raiders - JPH83 - Javontae Jean-Baptiste, Edge, Notre Dame
224. Cincinnati Bengals - Rain Man - Jared Wiley, TE, TCU
225. Los Angeles Chargers - duncan_idaho - Keith Randolph Jr., DL, Illinois
226. Arizona Cardinals - staylor26 - A.J. Barner, TE, Michigan
227. Tennessee Titans - Titty Meat - Omar Brown, S, Nebraska
228. Baltimore Ravens - JPH83 - Nathan Thomas, OT, Louisiana
229. Las Vegas Raiders - JPH83 - Ethan Driskell, OT, Marshall
230. Minnesota Vikings - ntexascardfan - Ryan Watts, CB/S, Texas
231. New England Patriots - ModSocks - Layden Robinson, G, Texas A&M
232. Minnesota Vikings - ntexascardfan - Garret Greenfield, OT, South Dakota State
233. Dallas Cowboys - O.city - Jeremy Flax, G, Kentucky
234. Indianapolis Colts - GloucesterChief - M.J. Devonshire, CB, Pittsburgh
235. Seahawks Seahawks - Mecca - Tanner McLachlan, TE, Arizona
236. Jacksonville Jaguars - staylor26 - Josh Newton, CB, TCU
237. Cincinnati Bengals - Rain Man - Jase McClellan, RB, Alabama
238. Houston Texans - ntexascardfan - Evan Williams, S, Oregon
239. New Orleans Saints - BossChief - Frank Crum, OT, Wyoming
240. Carolina Panthers - Tamba Berry - Jalen Coker, WR, Holy Cross
241. Miami Dolphins - Mecca - C.J. Henson, OG, Holy Cross
242. Tennessee Titans - Titty Meat - Aaron Casey, LB, Indiana
243. Cleveland Browns - Titty Meat - Daequan Hardy, CB, Penn St.
244. Dallas Cowboys - O.city - Jaylen Harrell, LB, Michigan
245. Green Bay Packers - RealSNR - Nazir Stackhouse, DL, Georgia
246. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - GloucesterChief - Eric Watts, DL, UConn
247. Houston Texans - nfexascardfan - Trey Knox, TE, South Carolina
248. Buffalo Bills - ModSocks - Richard Jibunor, LB, Troy
249. Detroit Lions - Couch-Potato - De'Corian Clark, WR, UTSA
250. Baltimore Ravens - JPH83 - Tayvion Robinson, WR, Kentucky
251. San Francisco 49ers - duncan_idaho - Keilan Robinson, RB, Texas
252. Tennessee Titans - Titty Meat - Millard Bradford, S, TCU
253. Los Angeles Chargers - duncan_idaho - Nelson Caesar, DE, Houston
254. Los Angeles Rams - bigjosh - Zion Tupuola-Fetui, EDGE, Washington
255. Green Bay Packers - RealSNR - Justin Blazek, DE, UW-Platteville
256. New York Jets - kccrow - Marcus Harris, DT, Auburn
257. New York Jets - kccrow - Nick Gargiulo, IOL, South Carolina

[staylor26]

7 minutes until the Bears are on the clock!

[staylor26]

The Bears are officially on the clock.

[RealSNR]

The Chicago Bears select Caleb Williams, QB, USC

I think some of you are absolutely ****ing insane for suggesting the Bears take some goddamn Drake Maye douche instead.

Go play Kevin Costner's Browns somewhere else. This is the NFL. Your birthday party investigations don't matter.

Idiots.

[staylor26]

What a SHOCKER!!!

[RealSNR]

Originally Posted by staylor26

What a SHOCKER!!!

Hey man, have you seen how much people are blinded by hatred of his antics that they'll convince themselves he shouldn't be the #1 overall pick?

I'm not talking about the Buehlers out there who post some things to consider. I mean there are posters who legit think the Bears should keep #1 and draft Drake Maye.

It's unbelievable, and if they think even stupid NFL franchises will do this kind of thing, they're nuts.

There's a graveyard of filled with the careers of dozens of dumbasses who get cute with decisions like this. And most of the time it's not even because they don't know any better, it's because of hubris. We're talking Scott Pioli drafting Tyson Jackson at #3 overall. Why? Because he knows better. He talked to Carl the janitor. Found out the real scoop.

I'm not saying Williams is going to be as good as Mahomes. I'm saying he's the #1 overall pick and should be treated as such by any team like the Bears without a real QB on their team in the #1 slot

[staylor26]

Originally Posted by RealSNR

Hey man, have you seen how much people are blinded by hatred of his antics that they'll convince themselves he shouldn't be the #1 overall pick?

I'm not talking about the Buehlers out there who post some things to consider. I mean there are posters who legit think the Bears should keep #1 and draft Drake Maye.

It's unbelievable, and if they think even stupid NFL franchises will do this kind of thing, they're nuts.

There's a graveyard of filled with the careers of dozens of dumbasses who get cute with decisions like this. And most of the time it's not even because they don't know any better, it's because of hubris. We're talking Scott Pioli drafting Tyson Jackson at #3 overall. Why? Because he knows better. He talked to Carl the janitor. Found out the real scoop.

I'm not saying Williams is going to be as good as Mahomes. I'm saying he's the #1 overall pick and should be treated as such by any team like the Bears without a real QB on their team in the #1 slot

Agree 100%.

[kccrow]

We've seen what entitled idiots end up being in the league. Usually not much. Johnny Manziel and Zach Wilson had all the physical talent too. Takes more than a 10-cent brain to play QB in the NFL. I'm not saying you don't pick Williams but I wouldn't want to.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by kccrow

We've seen what entitled idiots end up being in the league. Usually not much. Johnny Manziel and Zach Wilson had all the physical talent too. Takes more than a 10-cent brain to play QB in the NFL. I'm not saying you don't pick Williams but I wouldn't want to.

Speaking of entitled idiots, the Commanders are ready to make their pick.

[Rain Man]

Commissioner Goodell steps to the podium. "As part of the settlement of the Redsk - uh, Commanders - with regard to sexual harassment of their cheerleaders, a cheerleader representative will make the first selection of the Redsk - uh, Commanders draft. And per the settlement, she doesn't have to be topless."

A modestly clad cheerleader steps forward to the podium.

[duncan_idaho]

Originally Posted by RealSNR

Hello, Jim.

We are currently fieldsing as many calls as we can and doing our complete best to keep up this ridiculous smokescreen for no reason because that's what you do when you have the #1 overall pick, apparently. You can bet your ass we'll be waiting a good 5 minutes into our pick while we're on the clock just to annoy the piss out of the other teams.

The QB you offered for such a ridiculously high price has a tiny dick and an acne problem. We wouldn't be at all surprised to later find out he's also diabetic.

Your offer is rejected with no counter-offer. Have a nice day!

Man, Ryan Poles. You really are as big a douchebag as that Ryan Day guy. Must be something with the name "Ryan."

I'm going to show you what a MICHIGAN MAN CAN DO, just you wait!

[duncan_idaho]

Originally Posted by RealSNR

Hey man, have you seen how much people are blinded by hatred of his antics that they'll convince themselves he shouldn't be the #1 overall pick?

I'm not talking about the Buehlers out there who post some things to consider. I mean there are posters who legit think the Bears should keep #1 and draft Drake Maye.

It's unbelievable, and if they think even stupid NFL franchises will do this kind of thing, they're nuts.

There's a graveyard of filled with the careers of dozens of dumbasses who get cute with decisions like this. And most of the time it's not even because they don't know any better, it's because of hubris. We're talking Scott Pioli drafting Tyson Jackson at #3 overall. Why? Because he knows better. He talked to Carl the janitor. Found out the real scoop.

I'm not saying Williams is going to be as good as Mahomes. I'm saying he's the #1 overall pick and should be treated as such by any team like the Bears without a real QB on their team in the #1 slot

I don't think I'd have the guts to NOT take him first overall. I'm just saying I have a hunch Maye ends up being the most effective QB from this draft.

[Rain Man]

"Life is all about chances," she begins, "and the Commanders are all about taking chances. That's how we ended up with Sammy Baugh the last time we were relevant. That's how we ended up with a Super Bowl championship team where our kicker was the League MVP.

"And of course you take a chance when you become a Commanders cheerleader, hoping that you don't end up being sold to an Arab prince and shipped to Qatar in a packing crate.

"With this philosophy in mind, we examined our options, and looked at the successful teams in the league that are located within 50 miles of us, because we need to save travel costs due to all of the lawsuits. As a result, we focused on the most successful team within 50 miles, the Baltimore Ravens, and how their mobile quarterback is the key to winning in the regular season.

"Is his style a dud in the postseason? Of course. But here at the Commanders, we're taking things one step at a time and winning in the regular season is a big first step. As a result...

"The Washington Commanders select Jayden Daniels, QB, LSU."

[Rain Man]

Out of habit, she then begins to remove her clothes before Goodell ushers her off the stage.

[Rain Man]

The cheerleader informs the patriots that they're on the clock, all the while maintaining a 25-foot distance from Robert Kraft.

[ToxSocks]

With the 3rd overall pick, the New England Patriots select: J.J McCarthy, QB, Michigan.

Drake Maye is the popular selection here, but McCarthy's game simply translates to the NFL better. A smart, gutsy player from Michigan, the Patriots see the parallels with Tom Brady and just can't help themselves.