Getting old sucks

[penguinz]

The older you get the less you can trust a fart to not turn into a shart.

[threebag]

Originally Posted by penguinz

The older you get the less you can trust a fart to not turn into a shart.

Yeah, but you can **** an hell of a long time.

[Zebedee DuBois]

Destinesia is real

[BEAVER]

How many times a night do you get up to piss?

[penguinz]

Originally Posted by Bump

the more you take it up the butt, the less control you have over your rectum as I've heard.

You must wear the most absorbent Depends on the market.

[penguinz]

Originally Posted by KCUnited

Apparently arm overhead with pressure on the lateral elbow can cause

How you going to get fired on your day off injured in your sleep?!

Sleeping with arm overhead can cause this and and shoulder joint issues as well.

[lewdog]

Do you Tren lightly to fix this?

[penguinz]

Originally Posted by BEAVER

How many times a night do you get up to piss?

None, I might be old but my doc says I have the prostate of a 25 year old.

[penguinz]

Originally Posted by lewdog

Do you Tren lightly to fix this?

I don't think I would touch that shit even if I was given a lifetime supply for free.

[BWillie]

Originally Posted by penguinz

The older you get the less you can trust a fart to not turn into a shart.

Best advice for ya, don't wear white underwear or boxers. Best of luck.

[penguinz]

Originally Posted by Gary Cooper

Would you feel odd about dating women in their 20s? That's officially when you get old.

I would never date a women in here 20's. If I were to end up on the market I don't think I would date anyone.

I would get a copy of Barneys Playbook and spend the rest of my life trying to nail someone from every country.

Life is too short to be tied down.

[notorious]

Old man pops a viagra earlier in the day, raging erection ensues.

He looks at his wife and asks,”Well, Gretchen, what do you think of this?!” as nods to his hard-on.

Gretchen responds,”Well, since the wrinkles are all gone I think I’d be a good time to clean it!”.

[Spott]

Do farts have lumps?

[Easy 6]

Originally Posted by KCUnited

I somehow developed tennis elbow while sleeping

Having that EXACT arm problem today after doing nothing more than sleeping

I mean, how does that even happen?

[Pepe Silvia]

You're not alone, I sharted last night too for the first time in years.

[Bump]

Originally Posted by penguinz

You must wear the most absorbent Depends on the market.

I'm not the one shitting myself