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Will KC ever be better?
Join Date: Nov 2002
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First, you say, "Will You Marry Me"
After she says "yes" and "I Do", then you can beg like most men do.
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I'll be back.
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Oh dear lord.
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Join Date: Jun 2001
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your place or hers...
kiss her when you first see her as a welcome kiss..if she does not pull away you are good to go later on.. later on if 'welcome kiss worked' music/laughter/ then kiss her agian..if she wants it will follow its course... or endelt it..leave the bitch at home and go porking as i am told... |
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**** the Raiders
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This idea ought to go over well with many of the members.
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fides quaerens intellectum
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I don't need to ask. I just knock them out.
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ok, i'm better now.
here's the thing dude. my experience (while not as great as ENDelt's, I'm still flying free off my frequent flyer miles) is that you don't ask in these situations. if it happens it happens. just start out with a little making out and let the rest take care of itself. if you come (pun intended) right out after it, especially a youngin, you most likely turn her off, unless she's a nympho, which is like striking oil when digging in a garden.
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Well roy tell her if she would like to ride the snake lol j/k
Tell her do you want to do it. If she say yes take it slow and just ask her if she want to do something. Let her control the sex you just go along for the ride.
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What? Nobody has mentioned the obvious? Ask Slayer.
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Not after she tells you "Aunt Flo is visiting"....definitely NOT then, though.....
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**** the Raiders
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Thank God! He finally changed it!
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Take heed. ![]() Nut, you forgot the "Kavaseay"
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