***** Official Chiefs vs Raiders Thread *****

[BigRedChief]

Lets get the revenge for the Christmas game last year.

Due to Miami's loss last night, if we win, we clinch a post season spot.

[MahomesMagic]

When I was in cross country we learned a technique called the wounded animal.


When you wanted to mentally break someone that was gaining on you with a few miles to go you would exaggerate how tired you were, start breathing much more loudly, swing your arms like you were about to die.

Then let the person slowly gain on you for a while.

Right when they were finally going to pass you break into a full sprint and leave them behind.

You would break them and never see them again.


Right now the Chiefs (by accident) are pulling this off.

[KC_Connection]

Originally Posted by Sassy Squatch

Have folks forgotten the absolutely shit tier play to close out the 2022 regular season? Hell, we got taken to OT against the worst team in the league and needed heroics from Frank ****ing Clark to win. This is nothing new.

They’ve been playing like this in the regular season for several years, yes

I will say this was easily the worst they’ve looked all of this season but I can’t say I’m worried at all (particularly if DJ proves to be some kind of solution at LT)

[4th and Long]

Originally Posted by Frazod

It's like watching a Daffy Duck cartoon. Everything he does is ****ed up and stupid, but he always survives because it's his cartoon.

I'm not going to lie, I turned the one who sucks the penis off after that second Raider touchdown. Checked the score a couple of minutes ago, figuring that since my phone hadn't blown up with ball busting texts they must have won.

And I really don't care what anybody else thinks about it. This team is playing like roasted ****ing stinking ass, and I'm sick of it. We won't be running into Carolina and Las Vegas in the playoffs, and this shit won't get it done.

[Delano]

Originally Posted by TheGuardian

We don't deserve this W. And clay can suck my nuts if he thinks that is traitor shit.

This team has flaws at every layer.

Ooooooh what are you gonna do, take away the win? Get ****ed.

[Rausch]

Originally Posted by Frazod

It's like watching a Daffy Duck cartoon. Everything he does is ****ed up and stupid, but he always survives because it's his cartoon.

I'm not going to lie, I turned the one who sucks the penis off after that second Raider touchdown. Checked the score a couple of minutes ago, figuring that since my phone hadn't blown up with ball busting texts they must have won.

And I really don't care what anybody else thinks about it. This team is playing like roasted ****ing stinking ass, and I'm sick of it. We won't be running into Carolina and Las Vegas in the playoffs, and this shit won't get it done.

We won't have to play the Chiefs - everyone else will. And they don't handle it well.

[KC Shox]

Someone take a pay cut so we can get Xavien Howard.

[KC_Connection]

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

'Everyone'

I hate watch this team at this point. There's nothing entertaining about this.

Every week it's just more really bad football and somehow we win. We aren't learning anything and nothing is improving. It's just gross.

Put me in whatever thread you want - this is not a good football team right now. They do WAY too many things poorly and it's way too easy to attack those things.

Good thing they don’t decide championships in meaningless November games then

[TheGuardian]

Originally Posted by St. Patty's Fire

i’m sure that guy is trembling in his boots behind his keyboard bc another guy behind a keyboard threatened him

You can come too.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by St. Patty's Fire

if you think what andy did with that timeout was even remotely comparable to what eberflus did you need to stop watching football because you don’t understand it

Or what the Raiders coach did when he gave Patrick Mahomes II an extra down. That was one of the dumbest penalty decisions I've ever seen. Has he never watched Patrick Mahomes II play?

[TwistedChief]

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

'Everyone'

I hate watch this team at this point. There's nothing entertaining about this.

Every week it's just more really bad football and somehow we win. We aren't learning anything and nothing is improving. It's just gross.

Put me in whatever thread you want - this is not a good football team right now. They do WAY too many things poorly and it's way too easy to attack those things.

Yup, I think this is where we all are. I hate watching this team. It finds ways to win while doing so many things mind-numbingly wrong.

I was maniacally laughing when we won this game. And in an Arthur Fleck sort of way.

Gross.

[KC_Connection]

Originally Posted by BWillie

Yeah can't be afraid to lose.

Be afraid that you aren't trying to win.

3rd and 2 run it twice.

Not a chance Mahomes lets Andy punt that ball in a playoff game

[ThaVirus]

Originally Posted by Sassy Squatch

Have folks forgotten the absolutely shit tier play to close out the 2022 regular season? Hell, we got taken to OT against the worst team in the league and needed heroics from Frank ****ing Clark to win. This is nothing new.

2022, you’re right. Also 2023 when we lost three or hour games in December. Also 2020 when we played eight straight one-score games to finish the season. Also 2018 when we lost like three of our last six or something lol

This is just what this team does. We lack urgency for major swaths of every season.

2021 and 2019 were only different in that we had our rough patches earlier in the season so we ironed it out by the end.

[St. Patty's Fire]

Originally Posted by TheGuardian

You can come too.

already did

[BWillie]

Originally Posted by Why Not?

The fact that this team is 11-1 with a dead toad at LT is actually very impressive.

I think we should even debate about getting another RT off the scrap heap

[TheGuardian]

Originally Posted by Delano

Ooooooh what are you gonna do, take away the win? Get ****ed.

You are literally such a cuck homer. A literal poster child for mental poverty.