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Mi_chief_fan · 12-18-2000, 05:03 PM

Packfool named me to his "All Idiot Team", along with KC Wolfman, Titus, JOhn and Luzap. I should feel bad, but I actually feel honored that Packfool thinks i'm not "in his class" of football.....um......intelligence?

Anyone else care to join?

**Baby Lee** · 12-19-2000, 02:42 PM

not "I" I, "she" I. Sosolly, supposed to be a quote.

TheFly · 12-19-2000, 02:47 PM

Scoreboard Operator: Al Gore
Controversial Play Review Judge: Katherine Harris
Usher: George Bush
Owner's Domineering Girlfriend: Hillary Clinton
Line Judge: William Daley
Field Judge: Jeb Bush

Florida would be the appropriate location for the team. Perhaps Palm Beach?

[This message has been edited by TheFly (edited 12-19-2000).]

cbg5 · 12-19-2000, 02:50 PM

Shouldn't Whitlock be on the All-Knowing" Team? He could be the D-line

Gaz · 12-19-2000, 02:50 PM

BroncoFan
· No, he is OUT OF HERE, remember?
Secret Agent Mike Keck
· Yes. He would probably have an orgasm if someone called him "All Knowing." He would fit right in.
OVERHEAD
· Yes. He may lack the football knowledge of Mike Keck, but he does have the obnoxious part down pat.
jq
· No. He may be a misguided Raider's fan, but he participated in some very good football discussions.

xoxo~
gaz
cutting the roster.

Mark M · 12-19-2000, 02:54 PM

gaz--
Are jq and Hawaii Boy the same? You are correct...he's all good. I guess I'm thinking of some other Raider fan (but not UD...he's okay too).

Fly--
Great choices! Can't get any arguments from me. But throw in Nader as the guy who drives the little go-kart around...of course, with his seatbelt on.

MM
~~Thinks things are finally coming together.

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One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.
--George W. Bush

Mi_chief_fan · 12-19-2000, 02:55 PM

Remember Madstork? He'd fit right in on Packfans team.

KCTitus · 12-19-2000, 02:58 PM

I have a couple of candidates for the 'all knowing' team.

First, the guy who posted his psych profile, Steve Beebe, I think. He would fit in nicely with ol' Ken.

Second, Mike Peterson agent on the ol' BB, I dont remember his name, but I do remember his posting about Mike Peterson on a daily basis before the draft in 1999.

DiscoJones · 12-19-2000, 03:00 PM

Heather Hawke should be on the "all-knowing" team. If any of you noticed, she was on the other board for a couple of weeks talking about how much better StL was compared to KC and she was relentless with her "the Rams are the greatest team ever" and "Kurt Warner is the most amazing sports story ever" threads. She might be looking for something to do since the Rams will likely miss the playoffs this year (kind of a disappointment for the greatest team ever, eh).

Otter · 12-19-2000, 03:17 PM

I elect RaiderCorporate for the all-knowing team.

**Bob Dole** · 12-19-2000, 03:18 PM

Don't be bagging on jq. He may be a Raider fan, but he's a pretty decent guy and a heck of a smack-flinger.

Mark M · 12-19-2000, 03:21 PM

Bob Dole--
I have ammended my ideas to remove jq. I had him confused with someone else.

I will be leaving now. I'll be back around 6 or so to update the roster (coryt is looking for a position and H_C wants to be added to the backfield.)

The wife and I need to get all of the crap out of what is left of her car. When I get home, I'll get to work.

MM
~~Has things to do and places to see.

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One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.
--George W. Bush

**mlyonsd** · 12-19-2000, 03:24 PM

Bronco chic is missing.

Otter · 12-19-2000, 03:26 PM

I elect RaiderCorporate for the all-knowing team.

Mark M · 12-19-2000, 03:26 PM

Okay, before I leave . . .

Updated roster (Bwana is busy looking for an ex San-Fran QB to be the backup):

Team owner: Mi_chief_fan
GM: Bwana
Coach: Denzel and/or Gene Hackman
Offense:
QB: Mark M (and yes, I have won a playoff game)
FB: Bob Dole
HB: Luz
HB: H_C
WR: KPhobia, JOhn, coryt
OT: Titus, Wolfman
OG: Russ, ????
Center/The reason for my inevitable divorce: Cameron Diaz
TE: Mark Kilgore, ????
PK: Dartgod
Defense:
PR/KR: mlyonsd (just catch the damn ball, would ya?)
MLB: Chief Priority
DT: The Fly, ????
DE: gaz (since he hasn't chimed in yet, thought I'd give him a spot), ?????
RCB: htismaque
LCB: Disco Jones
SS: WisChief
FS: Iowanian
Punter: Mi_chief_fan (and yes, you can line up under center.)
Off-the-field personnel:
Waterboy: alanm
Cheerleader: dawsonpa
PR Man: RCG Chief
Masseuse: Smltheppl
Legal counsel: AZ Chief
Media Guide Manager: Misplaced Chiefs Fan
Designated Smart Slapper: bkkcoh
Total dumbshit: Packfan

Still looking for anther DE, DT, TE, OLB, OG (coryt has been put in as WR temporarily).

MM
~~Leaving until this evening (type y'all around 6ish).

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One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.
--George W. Bush

[This message has been edited by Mark M (edited 12-19-2000).]

**Bwana** · 12-19-2000, 03:30 PM

'all knowing' team'

Don't forget our buddy LEE JACKSON from the other board. The Bronco fan from hell, perhaps we can work "Clark Kent" AKA Bronco fan Vance in there as well?

12-19-2000, 02:42 PM	#271
Baby Lee Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $8288275	not "I" I, "she" I. Sosolly, supposed to be a quote.
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12-19-2000, 02:47 PM	#272
TheFly Never Regular... Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Irvine, CA, USA Casino cash: $10004900	Scoreboard Operator: Al Gore Controversial Play Review Judge: Katherine Harris Usher: George Bush Owner's Domineering Girlfriend: Hillary Clinton Line Judge: William Daley Field Judge: Jeb Bush Florida would be the appropriate location for the team. Perhaps Palm Beach? [This message has been edited by TheFly (edited 12-19-2000).]
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12-19-2000, 02:50 PM	#273
cbg5 Starter Join Date: Sep 2000 Casino cash: $10004900	Shouldn't Whitlock be on the All-Knowing" Team? He could be the D-line
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12-19-2000, 02:50 PM	#274
Gaz Defense Homer Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Rancho Gaz Casino cash: $10010793	BroncoFan · No, he is OUT OF HERE, remember? Secret Agent Mike Keck · Yes. He would probably have an orgasm if someone called him "All Knowing." He would fit right in. OVERHEAD · Yes. He may lack the football knowledge of Mike Keck, but he does have the obnoxious part down pat. jq · No. He may be a misguided Raider's fan, but he participated in some very good football discussions. xoxo~ gaz cutting the roster.
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12-19-2000, 02:54 PM	#275
Mark M What time is it? Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: You tell me ... Casino cash: $9884900	gaz-- Are jq and Hawaii Boy the same? You are correct...he's all good. I guess I'm thinking of some other Raider fan (but not UD...he's okay too). Fly-- Great choices! Can't get any arguments from me. But throw in Nader as the guy who drives the little go-kart around...of course, with his seatbelt on. MM ~~Thinks things are finally coming together. ------------------ One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures. --George W. Bush
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12-18-2000, 05:03 PM
Mi_chief_fan There was an idea..... Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Murfreesboro,TN Casino cash: $9942966	Packfool named me to his "All Idiot Team", along with KC Wolfman, Titus, JOhn and Luzap. I should feel bad, but I actually feel honored that Packfool thinks i'm not "in his class" of football.....um......intelligence? Anyone else care to join?
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12-19-2000, 02:55 PM	#276
Mi_chief_fan There was an idea..... Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Murfreesboro,TN Casino cash: $9942966	Remember Madstork? He'd fit right in on Packfans team.
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12-19-2000, 02:58 PM	#277
KCTitus Archivist Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: The Ethernet Casino cash: $9892732	I have a couple of candidates for the 'all knowing' team. First, the guy who posted his psych profile, Steve Beebe, I think. He would fit in nicely with ol' Ken. Second, Mike Peterson agent on the ol' BB, I dont remember his name, but I do remember his posting about Mike Peterson on a daily basis before the draft in 1999.
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12-19-2000, 03:00 PM	#278
DiscoJones The kick is up, it's GOOD Join Date: Sep 2000 Casino cash: $10004900	Heather Hawke should be on the "all-knowing" team. If any of you noticed, she was on the other board for a couple of weeks talking about how much better StL was compared to KC and she was relentless with her "the Rams are the greatest team ever" and "Kurt Warner is the most amazing sports story ever" threads. She might be looking for something to do since the Rams will likely miss the playoffs this year (kind of a disappointment for the greatest team ever, eh).
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12-19-2000, 03:17 PM	#279
Otter Live free or die hard Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Durango, CO Casino cash: $838382	I elect RaiderCorporate for the all-knowing team.
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12-19-2000, 03:18 PM	#280
Bob Dole King Shit of **** Mountain Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Texarkana, Texas Casino cash: $465437	Don't be bagging on jq. He may be a Raider fan, but he's a pretty decent guy and a heck of a smack-flinger.
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12-19-2000, 03:21 PM	#281
Mark M What time is it? Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: You tell me ... Casino cash: $9884900	Bob Dole-- I have ammended my ideas to remove jq. I had him confused with someone else. I will be leaving now. I'll be back around 6 or so to update the roster (coryt is looking for a position and H_C wants to be added to the backfield.) The wife and I need to get all of the crap out of what is left of her car. When I get home, I'll get to work. MM ~~Has things to do and places to see. ------------------ One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures. --George W. Bush
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12-19-2000, 03:24 PM	#282
mlyonsd Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Spink, SD Casino cash: $-396238	Bronco chic is missing.
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12-19-2000, 03:26 PM	#283
Otter Live free or die hard Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Durango, CO Casino cash: $838382	I elect RaiderCorporate for the all-knowing team.
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12-19-2000, 03:26 PM	#284
Mark M What time is it? Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: You tell me ... Casino cash: $9884900	Okay, before I leave . . . Updated roster (Bwana is busy looking for an ex San-Fran QB to be the backup): Team owner: Mi_chief_fan GM: Bwana Coach: Denzel and/or Gene Hackman Offense: QB: Mark M (and yes, I have won a playoff game) FB: Bob Dole HB: Luz HB: H_C WR: KPhobia, JOhn, coryt OT: Titus, Wolfman OG: Russ, ???? Center/The reason for my inevitable divorce: Cameron Diaz TE: Mark Kilgore, ???? PK: Dartgod Defense: PR/KR: mlyonsd (just catch the damn ball, would ya?) MLB: Chief Priority DT: The Fly, ???? DE: gaz (since he hasn't chimed in yet, thought I'd give him a spot), ????? RCB: htismaque LCB: Disco Jones SS: WisChief FS: Iowanian Punter: Mi_chief_fan (and yes, you can line up under center.) Off-the-field personnel: Waterboy: alanm Cheerleader: dawsonpa PR Man: RCG Chief Masseuse: Smltheppl Legal counsel: AZ Chief Media Guide Manager: Misplaced Chiefs Fan Designated Smart Slapper: bkkcoh Total dumbshit: Packfan Still looking for anther DE, DT, TE, OLB, OG (coryt has been put in as WR temporarily). MM ~~Leaving until this evening (type y'all around 6ish). ------------------ One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures. --George W. Bush [This message has been edited by Mark M (edited 12-19-2000).]
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12-19-2000, 03:30 PM	#285
Bwana It's Five O'Clock Somewhere Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Billings, Montana Casino cash: $2137543647	'all knowing' team' Don't forget our buddy LEE JACKSON from the other board. The Bronco fan from hell, perhaps we can work "Clark Kent" AKA Bronco fan Vance in there as well?
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