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when I'm in Champaign my sister always offers to pick me up at the end of the night, I take that offer up every once in a while...
The only time I call my mom drunk is simply for entertainment purposes...girls think it's really funny when I drunk dial my mom at midnight, pretend I just got engaged, and then put a random girl on the phone... |
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#272 |
Veteran
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When my mom was still alive I would have gladly called her to pick me up when I was too drunk to drive home, but she was usually too drunk to drive as well.
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#273 |
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I learned my lesson about drinking and driving long ago...not even 17 when I got my DUI. FORTUNATELY, I paid my dues to society and when I turned 18 it was wiped off of my record. Won't ever make that mistake again.
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America is great assholes~
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#275 |
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at least he picked the right chiefsplanet thread icon
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#276 |
I'll be back.
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That's all I drink. Beer is shit.
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#277 |
Supporter
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#278 |
mmm sweet lemonade
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So, BuckinK, how were you feeling Saturday morning?
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#279 |
Take a Chill Pill
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#280 |
It Goes On
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Talk to your girl, yet?
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#281 |
Take a Chill Pill
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No, 1 thing I didn't mention in this thread, but have in others is that we work in the same office....its gonna make for an awkward day.
At least somehow she went home w/ my $100 pair of sunglasses, 1 less thing to worry about....I thought I had lost them. |
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#282 |
Be Kind To Your Pets
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Might be a good idea to stay away from liquor and gay bars for awhile, dude.
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#283 |
Take a Chill Pill
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#284 |
Woman should only make babies
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This is how it starts out fun and games. Then you get drunker more and more. Then you get in trouble with the law. One day you burn your hand or cut yourself because you are drunk. Finally the law of averages catches up and you slip and fall or kill yourself because you were drunk
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#285 |
PLAY GOOD FOOTBALL
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I'm bucking the odds so far
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