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I’m leaving forever.
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I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died. The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal. It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me. So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by. Farewell, Chiefsplanet! (Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.) Last edited by DaFace; 05-18-2021 at 03:00 PM.. |
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04-29-2021, 06:41 PM | #271 |
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Ooh OK.
You all know he didn't really like Trump right?
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04-29-2021, 06:41 PM | #272 |
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Will Colorado actually add a congressional seat after the census, or will we instead give Lauren Boebert two votes, one for her and one for her gun?
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04-29-2021, 06:44 PM | #273 |
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She makes it hard to fight against the idea that bitches are crazy.
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Oh, and this isn't political. I'm just adding posts.
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Did somebody say crazy?
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04-29-2021, 06:49 PM | #277 |
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Aint that the truth.
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04-29-2021, 06:51 PM | #278 |
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I’m not going to say that all crazies are women but, all women are crazy.
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I feel like women who go off track go down the crazy path. Men who go off track go down the weird path.
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This is a free post because I put a draft comment in the wrong thread. Cheers to patteeu.
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Dick Cheney was a terrible shot.
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I saluted Reagan in Culver City.
I feel like patt would appreciate that.
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