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Old 04-28-2021, 10:46 PM  
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I’m leaving forever.
Seriously, I am.


I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died.

The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal.

It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me.

So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by.

Farewell, Chiefsplanet!

(Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.)

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Old 04-29-2021, 06:41 PM   #271
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Ooh OK.

You all know he didn't really like Trump right?
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Old 04-29-2021, 06:41 PM   #272
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I feel like we should have a political debate or something in pat's honor. That would kick the post rate up a notch.
Will Colorado actually add a congressional seat after the census, or will we instead give Lauren Boebert two votes, one for her and one for her gun?
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Old 04-29-2021, 06:44 PM   #273
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Will Colorado actually add a congressional seat after the census, or will we instead give Lauren Boebert two votes, one for her and one for her gun?
She makes it hard to fight against the idea that bitches are crazy.
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Old 04-29-2021, 06:46 PM   #274
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To be fair, crazy is not exclusive to bitches.
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Old 04-29-2021, 06:48 PM   #275
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She makes it hard to fight against the idea that bitches are crazy.
I can't figure out how that even happened. Western Colorado is conservative, but I never got the feeling that the people there were lunatics. I feel like she must be wearing the bloody face of some reasonable candidate who's now hidden in an elevator shaft.

Oh, and this isn't political. I'm just adding posts.
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Old 04-29-2021, 06:48 PM   #276
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Old 04-29-2021, 06:49 PM   #277
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Old 04-29-2021, 06:51 PM   #278
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I’m not going to say that all crazies are women but, all women are crazy.
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Old 04-29-2021, 06:53 PM   #279
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Old 04-29-2021, 06:59 PM   #280
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This is a free post because I put a draft comment in the wrong thread. Cheers to patteeu.
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Old 04-29-2021, 07:01 PM   #281
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Old 04-29-2021, 07:01 PM   #282
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I feel like we should have a political debate or something in pat's honor. That would kick the post rate up a notch.
“Ronald Reagan was one of the worst and most consequential Presidents in U.S. history. His legacy is a product of neoliberal revisionism and he was a major rising action to the extreme division we have today.”

There. That should do it.
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Old 04-29-2021, 07:04 PM   #283
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There. That should do it.
Dick Cheney was a terrible shot.
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I can't figure out how that even happened. Western Colorado is conservative, but I never got the feeling that the people there were lunatics. I feel like she must be wearing the bloody face of some reasonable candidate who's now hidden in an elevator shaft.

Oh, and this isn't political. I'm just adding posts.
Have you been to Bishops Castle?
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Old 04-29-2021, 07:09 PM   #285
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I saluted Reagan in Culver City.
I feel like patt would appreciate that.
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