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05-20-2014, 12:05 PM | #271 |
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Midday update: explosive flatulence results in nightcrawler-sized offal.
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05-20-2014, 12:33 PM | #272 |
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I believe in the power of blueberries. I was clogged up for days and ate blueberry pancakes at the local diner. First time in my life I shit so much my shit was past the water line a good 2 inches. It was a geographical phenomenon, like a newly discovered island in the ocean built from the depths of active volcanos.
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05-20-2014, 12:36 PM | #273 |
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prune juice? I have exactly 2:24 to drink then get to the bathroom.
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05-20-2014, 02:22 PM | #274 |
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How many courics?
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05-20-2014, 02:28 PM | #275 | |
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Go to Wal-Mart and buy the already prepared 2 liter bottle of Grape Kool-Aid. Spend the next 2 days drinking nothing but that with your meals. You will spend the next 2 days wondering if all you ate was lettuce and broccoli. |
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05-20-2014, 02:31 PM | #276 | |
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I mentioned it earlier in the thread, but spend a couple of days eating Boo Berry cereal for breakfast. It does the same thing. |
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05-20-2014, 02:34 PM | #277 |
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I think I'll pass on the Boo Berry...it was a bad enough experience when I was young that now if I am at a party that has a drink there that is grape in color I leave.
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05-20-2014, 02:41 PM | #278 |
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Afternoon update: Almost entirely without warning, a fecal slurry ejects itself from my rectum. I now must treat every quiver of my lower intestine as a possible warning sign of explosive diarrhea. Htismaqe officially added to my list of "People to Kill."
Side note: I haven't shat thrice in one day in a long time. |
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05-20-2014, 02:42 PM | #279 | |
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Second of all, I warned you! |
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05-20-2014, 02:46 PM | #280 |
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I'm kidding, of course.
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05-20-2014, 02:47 PM | #281 | |
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Ohhhhhhhh balls! That may be it. I bought a box of Crunch Berries cereal right around the time it started. I finished it a couple days ago and now my poo is brown again Gee willikers! |
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05-20-2014, 02:51 PM | #282 |
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05-20-2014, 02:52 PM | #283 |
'Tis my eye!
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05-20-2014, 02:54 PM | #284 |
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05-20-2014, 02:59 PM | #285 |
'Tis my eye!
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