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*****The Patrick Mahomes Thread*****
IT ****ING HAPPENED
OP UPDATE: Because of all the interest in this thread, I've place all of the video content of Patrick Mahomes II's college career, and draft day goodness into a single post that can be found here. Enjoy! Last edited by Dante84; 05-17-2017 at 09:40 AM.. |
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07-21-2020, 09:34 AM | #28231 | |
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I didn't realize there's an entire weird-ass cult of people who read books and shit about 'slaying 10s' and think the entire world revolves around how set your jaw is. There's a guy on here that had an entire mopey thread about being unable to get laid because of it. Then the CP sleuths found him on other websites dedicated to this bizarre hookup culture and people that fancy themselves 'pickup gods' or some shit. It was just insanely strange. I never thought for a million years that people like that actually existed. I figured it had to be a parody. Nope - they're out there and they're bizarrely rapey and incredibly offputting.
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07-21-2020, 09:36 AM | #28232 |
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And I love the opinion that “Pat could do better”. Hey dipshit....ever realize that a 10 to you could be a 6 to Pat? Or that Pat is...you know...actually attracted to Brittany? Shocking....I know.
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07-21-2020, 09:36 AM | #28233 |
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I don't know why you all engage with someone who's cognitive abilities are so obviously stunted.
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07-21-2020, 09:37 AM | #28234 | |
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07-21-2020, 09:37 AM | #28235 |
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Ah, so you went down the incel rabbit hole. Did you learn about Chads and Stacys as well?
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07-21-2020, 09:39 AM | #28236 |
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There are far too many factors in finding a mate for an outsider to ever know or understand. Is she self-supporting? Is she loving? Is she into threesomes with other women? Can she cook? Is she attractive? Is she into threesomes with other women? Is she non-dramatic? Is she intelligent? Is she into threesomes with other women? Is she kind? Is she low-maintenance? Is she into threesomes with other women? Every situation is different, and every person's preferences are different.
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07-21-2020, 09:44 AM | #28237 |
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07-21-2020, 09:48 AM | #28238 | |
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There are a few others as well calling him out on later dates. https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/show...hlight=jawline How completely ****ed does ones sense of self-worth have to be to end up this way? I mean there has to have been some molester uncles involved early on.
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07-21-2020, 09:48 AM | #28239 | |
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I'd also like to point out that the sleuths who were looking for him on other websites are nearly as weird as he is. I think it was Big Smoke. That was pretty creepy in itself. |
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07-21-2020, 09:50 AM | #28240 | |
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I always passed the 'incel' shit off as just teenagers trying to get laid and people overstating their efforts. Nope - there's a seriously ****ed up cult of people in this world that will sit there with ****ing calipers and measure the ratio of their eyes to their nose and match it to their jaws and get thousands of dollars in plastic surgery because they ultimately think the fact that their teeth aren't seated perfectly is why nobody will **** them. Dumbfounding.
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07-21-2020, 09:53 AM | #28241 | |
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Where are you getting this she doesn't have a job bullshit? Ohhhh. Your own ass. Gotcha. |
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07-21-2020, 09:58 AM | #28242 |
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If UChieffyBugger could intervene and set Pat up with the "right" person, he'd try to get him to date Leonard Fournette, Leveon Bell, or some other shitty washed up RB.
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07-21-2020, 10:00 AM | #28243 |
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Put him in touch with O.City - he's probably already got a trade lined up to get the guy on the roster. Probably only cost a 1st rounder in 2021 or something.
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07-21-2020, 10:02 AM | #28244 |
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O.City is going to get a job in the Texans front office, him and Bill O'Brien are on the same wavelength.
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07-21-2020, 10:03 AM | #28245 |
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