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I'd recommend beer goggles too, but can you imagine what a raging dumbass gc would be when drunk? It wouldn't be be pretty.
Maybe you need a mail order china woman. A guy we call "the bedroom bandit" or liesure suit larry....he's got one, and she thinks he's the coolest man alive...rubs his feet every night and whatnot. |
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Any girl above a size 3 is not your type. I've been attracted to men of all sizes. I tend to like thinner guys, which makes it very difficult for me to find a date, seeing as most thin guys are as shallow as yourself. But I don't exclusively dismiss people for being chunky.
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"happy drunk" and obnoxious, bumbling bafoonary are sometimes first cousins. You're the clam hammer....the womb wrecker, the pelvis punisher, the g-spot gestapo, the muffassa of Muff...the grandpa walton of vagina mountain. What would I know... touch a nerve did I? which of us is getting pissy? (thats definitely pissy with an I...) |
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Fat guys can pull that off claythan.....Ones with tens or hundreds of thousands of dollars in their bank accounts.
Your Yoda cupholders at mom's isn't. It isn't uncommon to see couples who resemble the number 10 in profile....I'm thinking there are logistical reasons for the man to be shaped like the number 1. Keep on dieting claythan. |
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I think we've pissed luv off.
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You should probably not try to, as see....she's actually prooven herself capable of playing skin legos.
The fact is, the beautiful people know their class, the 70% of us in the middle know our role, and the bottom feeders breed like rabbits, semi functional rabbits who might be first cousins in some cases, but I digress. |
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Who are you to define what does or does not qualify as a parameter of attraction?
attractive: pleasing to the eye or mind especially through beauty or charm http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...e%3A+attractiv Overweight girls are not pleasing to my eye or my mind. I am not 'attracted' to them. I also am not 'attracted' to certain personality traits. If I get with any chick who looks hot, then I agree that would be shallow. However, not pursuing someone I'm not attracted to does not make me shallow.
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