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**luv** · 01:24 AM

I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****

Hammock Parties · 08-26-2008, 09:05 PM

luv is looking for a relationship, not a **** buddy. And it's clear we're not attracted to each other. Attraction is not a choice.

Sure-Oz · 08-26-2008, 09:07 PM

I still remember this term from some fatass in high school that would brag about getting ass all the time... "pussy has no face"

**Iowanian** · 08-26-2008, 09:10 PM

Claythan.....You can't handle that of which you seek.

As for your faux-fueding....I've seen in hundreds of times. You argue with a girl when you get to a party, at 1am, she rolls over to your sector to see "why you think I'm a ...." and 10 minutes later.

You guessed it.

Gobble the weiner.

Any girl who is down with a F buddy, would eat you alive. You're not a beginner, let alone pRon star enough to pull that off, unless you cross the boarder, and give the nice senorita with the quarter sized wart on her chin 20,000 pesos for 20 minutes in a fruit cart in an ally.

Donger and teh comatard are the closest 2nd to sure lust

Hammock Parties · 08-26-2008, 09:12 PM

No offense, Iowanian, but I don't really give a shit about what you have to say.

**luv** · 08-26-2008, 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan

luv is looking for a relationship, not a **** buddy. And it's clear we're not attracted to each other. Attraction is not a choice.

**** buddies are overrated. Physical pleasure is nice, but not as important as emotional pleasure. I'd much rather feel needed physically and emotionally.

I do agree. Attraction is not a choice. What I hate is when people have predefined what they think they're attracted to.

Spott · 08-26-2008, 09:15 PM

I think you need to just start at the bottom and work your way up. It will suck at first, but you will get the experience and soon be able to work you way up. You may not get to the top, but even if you get to the middle it will seem a lot better than where you started.

**Iowanian** · 08-26-2008, 09:16 PM

No offense, claythan, but your way isn't working out that well.

You don't care for advice, but you think some gal IMs you once and she's automatically up for Anal. You don't know why you can't get laid with $400 worth of twinkeys at a Jenny Craig rally, but you dismiss the one woman who DID give you a shot as a tater hog, unworthy of your time. You can die a virgin as far as I'm concerned. Its probably your contribution to earth...not reproducing. You are sparing some cockasaur the gift of laughter though. You're a slump buster for some broken hearted woman, so you need to target some fatties and hood rats first, or maybe just go right for the graduating special ed class.

You've been ignoring A LOT of good advice for years. You're capable of scoring a lady friend, but you're not exactly bringing significant things to the table for the woman either. Got a job? Place of your own? reliable transportation? People skills? Able to locate a labia on your own without a staple to mark the middle?

Even slayer, who was 14 when you had a beard-off is probably slaying vaginas.

Hammock Parties · 08-26-2008, 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian

you dismiss the one woman who DID give you a shot as a tater hog.

See, you don't even understand what's going on. That's why your contributions to this thread are worthless.

**Iowanian** · 08-26-2008, 09:23 PM

You said very bluntly that she was "too fat" and lied. Anyone could tell from the photos that this girl wasn't a bikini model, but guess what, outside of pRon-date-life....most of them aren't.

Real women aren't perfect. Neither are you.

Figure out your league, and get your team in the game.

You're right though, guys like me who have dated significant numbers of women for 2 decades, found and married good women couldn't have any advice to offer a real night-at-the-roxberry pipelayer like you.

keep nodding your head.

Hammock Parties · 08-26-2008, 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian

You said very bluntly that she was "too fat" and lied. Anyone could tell from the photos that this girl wasn't a bikini model, but guess what, outside of pRon-date-life....most of them aren't.

lol...attraction is not a choice.

It's as simple as that.

**Iowanian** · 08-26-2008, 09:29 PM

I'm sure she had a good laugh with her BFFs about her lunch too, Eric Estrada.

Simple as that.

I"m on your team, but you make it tough sometimes.

**luv** · 08-26-2008, 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan

lol...attraction is not a choice.

It's as simple as that.

So, were you not attracted to her because she was overweight, or simply because you weren't attracted to her. If it's because she was fat, then it was a choice. Attraction not being a choice is when you can only say you weren't attracted to them simply because you weren't. Size, age, etc shouldn't matter.

Spott · 08-26-2008, 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan

lol...attraction is not a choice.

Try having a couple of beers and that attraction thing will be a lot easier to come by.

Sure-Oz · 08-26-2008, 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv

So, were you not attracted to her because she was overweight, or simply because you weren't attracted to her. If it's because she was fat, then it was a choice. Attraction not being a choice is when you can only say you weren't attracted to them simply because you weren't. Size, age, etc shouldn't matter.

I'm sure it was cause she was cartman like....

**DaKCMan AP** · 08-26-2008, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv

So, were you not attracted to her because she was overweight, or simply because you weren't attracted to her. If it's because she was fat, then it was a choice. Attraction not being a choice is when you can only say you weren't attracted to them simply because you weren't. Size, age, etc shouldn't matter.

Bullshit.

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08-26-2008, 09:10 PM	#2763
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $3338454	Claythan.....You can't handle that of which you seek. As for your faux-fueding....I've seen in hundreds of times. You argue with a girl when you get to a party, at 1am, she rolls over to your sector to see "why you think I'm a ...." and 10 minutes later. You guessed it. Gobble the weiner. Any girl who is down with a F buddy, would eat you alive. You're not a beginner, let alone pRon star enough to pull that off, unless you cross the boarder, and give the nice senorita with the quarter sized wart on her chin 20,000 pesos for 20 minutes in a fruit cart in an ally. Donger and teh comatard are the closest 2nd to sure lust
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08-26-2008, 09:12 PM	#2764
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Spott Court Jester Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Orlando Casino cash: $1072400	I think you need to just start at the bottom and work your way up. It will suck at first, but you will get the experience and soon be able to work you way up. You may not get to the top, but even if you get to the middle it will seem a lot better than where you started.
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08-26-2008, 09:16 PM	#2767
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $3338454	No offense, claythan, but your way isn't working out that well. You don't care for advice, but you think some gal IMs you once and she's automatically up for Anal. You don't know why you can't get laid with $400 worth of twinkeys at a Jenny Craig rally, but you dismiss the one woman who DID give you a shot as a tater hog, unworthy of your time. You can die a virgin as far as I'm concerned. Its probably your contribution to earth...not reproducing. You are sparing some cockasaur the gift of laughter though. You're a slump buster for some broken hearted woman, so you need to target some fatties and hood rats first, or maybe just go right for the graduating special ed class. You've been ignoring A LOT of good advice for years. You're capable of scoring a lady friend, but you're not exactly bringing significant things to the table for the woman either. Got a job? Place of your own? reliable transportation? People skills? Able to locate a labia on your own without a staple to mark the middle? Even slayer, who was 14 when you had a beard-off is probably slaying vaginas.
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08-26-2008, 09:23 PM	#2769
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $3338454	You said very bluntly that she was "too fat" and lied. Anyone could tell from the photos that this girl wasn't a bikini model, but guess what, outside of pRon-date-life....most of them aren't. Real women aren't perfect. Neither are you. Figure out your league, and get your team in the game. You're right though, guys like me who have dated significant numbers of women for 2 decades, found and married good women couldn't have any advice to offer a real night-at-the-roxberry pipelayer like you. keep nodding your head.
Posts: 62,439

08-26-2008, 09:29 PM	#2771
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $3338454	I'm sure she had a good laugh with her BFFs about her lunch too, Eric Estrada. Simple as that. I"m on your team, but you make it tough sometimes.
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